Globland Fun Under The Sun?

So a while back Irish Air was being all nicey nice at her lair and mentioned a convention, for which I think we would seriously need an intervention. But never the less I have had the idea too I must confess. Being on the same page as her, now that ruffles my fur. Excuse me while I got lick my rear end to get the taste out of my mouth and put an end to this trend.

There we go all better now. That was so fast I should take a bow. Anyway, we got going on about how it would be interesting if we all met up some place to see each other face to face. Blabber and Pat have been there done that as he left the poor cat. For which I will never forgive him one bit making me stay at nanny's and have a fit. The Blue Guy tried but some jack umm rabbit stole it with pride. I don't really think he tried very hard probably tripped and fell crossing his yard, bumped his head and the idea was dead. But shhhh don't tell. We'll keep pretending things are swell.

So a failed attempt from The Blue Guy and those two being greedy and not sharing with others as they came eye to eye. That doesn't say much for such a thing. So the cat figured he would give it a hypothetical ring. Irish Air came up with Switzerland since it is neutral and everyone are from all over the place. Then Hawaii was thrown out at a steady pace. So the cat had to narrow it down to the top ten places where all could meet and go out on the town.

Hawaii
Plus: It is an island so no one could get lost except for maybe Penguin Man but that is an acceptable cost.
Minus: It is an island so no one could get away from each and every freaky display.

Switzerland
Plus: They like everyone so all would be welcome and not get felt up at the airport a ton.
Minus: We would all fit in. No one would be special and that would be a sin.

Alaska
Plus: Nice and cold to keep people from running away scared of all we have to behold.
Minus: Those damn moose they might bite one in the caboose.

Canada
Plus: You could go anywhere and it's all the same. Trees, clean, trees, beer, trees, meaning it's tame.
Minus: Those damn French or Newfies will spoil it. One you can't understand and the other talks like a twit.

Bora Bora
Plus: Oh so sunny and warm. That is typically the norm.
Minus: There could be a big storm and we could all have to huddle in a bunker the size of a dorm.

Ireland
Plus: Ummm hmmmm ummm hmmm they drink a lot and you could steal a leprechaun's pot.
Minus: There are too many to list. Oh I can see Irish Air clenching her fist.

China
Plus: They have a great big wall. So we would each have our own space during this blogger ball.
Minus: Three billion chinese in the way. To get anywhere would take a day.

Egypt
Plus: Could also meet the aliens who built the pyramids and stuff.
Minus: They could probe and everyone would see everyone in the buff.

Alabama
Plus: Their hick accents would make Irish Air's seem tame. LOL After this she'll really want to mame.
Minus: Banjos could play and that would not make for a very nice day.

Cuba
Plus: Those nasty Americans could not come and drink all the rum.
Minus: Those nasty Americans could not come and be so disliked that the Canadian gets free rum.

So there we go that is what the cat came up with to let our faces show. Which do you like best? Do you have another place to put to the test? Anyway it is fun to think about I suppose although it would be quite scary depending on which way the wind blows and who popped in from the globland mass. Now before Irish Air comes I better go hide my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.