So the cat got that thinkingcap back enough for now with a simple rhyming meow. Now the tutu thing she may have drawn but a certain Blabber caused the idea to dawn. For which the cat must get even in full today and so I must break my word and reveal Blabber's deepest, darkest secret at my bay. Words alone can't describe her fascination and embarrassing umm infatuation. So some pictures must come due, as I will be fair and show all of you why such a secret resides and comes and goes like the tides.
It all has to do with this place, where Blabber never shows her face. It isn't the food she seems to like and so we must delve further on this secret revealing hike.
Yeah that is the look she gets when she stares at the screen. The Japanese even have to calm her down because she makes such a scene. Her secret is a biggie too. Just like you can see in your view.
She is probably starting to pant now and maybe even french meow. As her lust is growing with this showing. Yes, you are right. I already said it wasn't food, but something else is there in sight.
That is right. Her uber secret that she holds close day and night, is her love for the Wendy's man, for even though sadly he has passed, she is his biggest fan.
I mean how can you pass up a guy that can split in three? And with those sunglasses one version is as cool as can be. Fitting in with her NY crowd. Blabber should shout out her love loud and proud.
Even look at how he holds his flipper up. She's probably drooling in her coffee cup. Drinking your own backwash isn't so nasty I suppose, as it's all the same when down it goes.
With all those fresh veggies she just fell in love and feels like she has the wings of a dove. You should hear her go on about the guy. Sadly, no one will ever live up to him for her, so why even try?
He even delivers himself and we all know how she likes hard workers at her shelf. So that helped fuel her fire and by now she's probably expelled enough hot air to fill a tire.
And look he cooks things right in view and leaves lots of leftovers for more of her crew. This is just too much, I better stop before she is too hot for those Japanese to touch.
And he even tells all when you have done a job well. Blabber must be hot as Hell. She won't cool down for days after I set her ablaze. My pageviews will jump 1000 times over as she comes back looking at the pics and drooling like rover.
So there we go and now you all know, the biggest secret Blabber hides at her shore. I know I said I wouldn't tell but that is what you get and a whole lot more, when payback comes to pass. Now all know once more to never cross my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.










dancing on first
ReplyDeleteprancing toward second
haha and you pranced away
DeleteWith your display
hehe i guess it could be worse, dave is cool guy so there is no curse, i mean look at the size of the spatula and with a head like that he has to have a great medula
ReplyDeleteLMAO yeah that spatula is huge indeed
DeleteWhy her love grows like a weed
And could usually be worse
At least it's not perverse
Hahahaha, one my cat, you are such a badass. I am lol too loud on this post. We all know that she is into handy man, that Wendy man with spatula , yep total drool worthy.
ReplyDeleteYou look cute in tutu instead of thanking her and putting her in Wendy costume next to Wendy man, you had to roast her or say grease fry her.
Bad bad bad kitty , bad kitty you are.
Jax,
I love you girl, but sorry I couldnt stop laughing, this kitty deserves zebra thong costume. ;)
LOL sure Blabber will love that you laughed away
DeleteAt her secret lovey dovey display
Maybe I should have captured the drool
As she stares at him like a love sick fool
And a zebra thong is grand
Nothing wrong with that in my land
LMAO I'm CRACKING up too, so no worries. I forgive you!!! lol
DeleteOhh, nothing does it for me like a man and his spatula ;)
LMAO see the cat knows what he is doing at his bay
DeleteThat spatula is such a turn on with it's flat like display
Prepare for counter attack Jax, who does he like? Does he cry over during Oprah shows? Loves to watch Justin Bieber videos?
DeleteDrools over anorexic Angelina Jolie? Plays with Smurf and beanie toys?
He is so proud about his pringle can poo, so gotto level with him. Zebra thong also seem to be nothing.
I am with you for counter attack.
Pffft please
DeleteI just have to wish fleas on her knees
And of course she needs help
With threats all she can do is yelp
Ok, I'm going to think of something good and juicy. Something way better than his need to pee in a golden toilet. Something way better than saving poo in a pringle can. Something even better than only owning one pair of shoes for the same 7 years...GASP!!
DeleteI'll just have to get back to you on that.. ;) lol
LOL those three things don't bother me at all
DeleteWell the later does my feet at my hall
But as far as anything else goes
You will have to dig deep to curl my toes haha
She really loves this ? Thanks for sharing the secret ~
ReplyDeleteThough I must confess that I haven't eaten this for the longest time,
and for any fast food burger for that matter ~
Wishing you a happy day Pat ~ Looking forward to our long weekend ~
you're having a long weekend with the cat? Oh, you, poor soul...
DeleteLOL yep just had to share
DeleteToday at my lair
Haven't eaten there is a long time as well
Here at my cell
And yep an extra day works for me
As I get rid of this stupid crap at my sea
Well she isn't that far away
From my bay
yep, I've noticed that there's lot more Canadians in the blogosphere than the Americans... must be your long polar days and nights :PPP
DeleteHmmm well there are a lot of americans here
DeleteOnly Canadians I can think of are Heaven, Beserc, Stina and my little rhyming rear
I have more of them among my blogging friends, cat! Kal, Debs, Clarissa, Heaven... I didn't even know Berserc was a Canadian Hertz :)
DeleteYep Beserc is out in the forest of the west
DeleteSo he passes the Canadian test
Cravings for things Wendys
ReplyDeleteCan be mean for the tummies
But ok, admiration fer them
And Brian being 1st & 2nd again!
Hank
Yeah eating there is blah I say
DeleteBut Blabber likes the display
And Brain has won once more
Out doing you at my shore
cat, why would you dedicate a whole post to a man I've never even heard about?
ReplyDeleteBecause the man is Blabber's secret love
DeleteYou should get the lovey dovey shove
pfft, me thought you was her secret lurv :)
DeleteI couldn't get over the hump
DeleteThat she has a life sized doll she likes to feel up the rump
For the record, I'm afraid of dolls. I certainly do NOT feel their rumps. lol
DeleteLOL but this one is so life like you can't tell
DeleteI'm sure it is swell
oh, Lord, dolls give me creeps....
Deletehaha yeah I'd rather smash the suckers too
DeleteAs they are quite blah with their dead stare view
Haven't been at Wendy's in years
ReplyDeletethat fact brings me no tears
It will probably be decades more
before I grace Wendy's door!
Yeah I am the same
DeleteAs Dave brought it fame
But I barely go there
As fast food is a blah affair
Pffffffffffffftttttttt!
ReplyDeleteAll these isnt true!!
First he isnt thr type of guy she love lol
and second she is vehgie.never would eat these burgers LIMIAO
Oh I wouldn't say never
DeleteAs she would if hungry enough eat a burger or some other type of endeavor
And pfffft you just never know
Together they have such a perfect flow
LMFAO...ohh, cat you are EVIL!!!!!!!!!! How dare you expose my secret?!?!?! You already got me in trouble once at work for youtubing this man.
ReplyDeleteHot? I sure am!! But I think I'm more hot with anger ;)
LMAO well now all know
DeleteAnd you don't have to get embarrassed when a pic of him decides to show
Just give off your nice lovey dovey glow
And skip to and fro hahaha
The cat can't keep a secret either though
So it had to be done at my show
LOL hot with anger too
Wow he really brings out the animal in you hahahahahahahaha
P.S. Eric says that retaliation is due!!!!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteLOL the cat is not afraid
DeleteEric has no blog to go on a tirade
And you can't even make a good threat
So the cat is a safe pet..hahahaha
I was cracking up near peeing point. He came over to make it look like I was laughing at him. Why do you making the Japanese think that I am nuts???
DeleteLMAO well Eric isn't Japanese so no worries there
DeleteIt is still such fun to do at my lair
And besides you had it coming
So I started the Wendy's Man drumming
My mom was really sad when that guy died
ReplyDeletetrying to count all the commercials he was in would make you cry.
Yeah he did a ton
DeleteAnd they were always fun
Don't know if we have it here or not... But I think I remember something about Wendy's and a missing finger!
ReplyDeleteYeah that happened all over
DeleteProb a part in there from rover
Yeah but how does she feel about Colonel Sanders?
ReplyDeleteHmm the cat will have to look into that
DeleteCould be a war at my mat
Ah, Dave! He is quite a catch.
ReplyDeleteBut if it's not his food, then what is the attraction, Jax?
I don't mind their sandwiches much
think they taste good but don't have them a bunch
maybe only a couple times a year.
their fries were never good, I fear.
I'd rather have a crush on Dave
than Ronald MacDonald any day.
That clown could be mistaken for a mime.
So why doesn't Jax that love ladder climb?
lol.
LMAO hmm I never thought of that
DeleteCould be the next secret at her mat
She might just have a thing for fast food guys
And yeah a mime in disguise
Stop on him we should
Or beat him with wood
my, you do have a violent streak
Deletethat you do show...just a little peak.
maybe a vampire could just bite the mime
then you wouldn't have to do the beating crime.
lol.
Pfft then I'd have to stake that thing
DeleteAnd bite off each wing
Then wear it's fangs as a prize
As it gets grounded up into french fries hahaha
What do I see in Dave? Well, since I'm obviously in love with him I have to think of something. Maybe it's the glasses and the apron ;) lol
DeleteLOL at least you can admit it
DeleteThat Dave and you are such a hit
The man who designed KFC's bucket had to go for redhead Dorothy, do you know why Jax?
DeleteBecause Blabber
DeleteWould try to stab her?
Jax, you said on your own blog that you liked a man that could work with his hands. It was that spatula Dave held that put you in a love-trance! lol.
DeleteLMFAO Ohh, if only you could see me drooling over here!!!!
DeleteLOL drool
DeleteEwwww that isn't cool
And, did you know
ReplyDeletethat Wendy's started in Ohio?
The very first one opened near where I lived
and I remember the opening..what a thrill!
hahaha
Yeah I saw that fact
DeleteAs I was doing this act
But right by you
That is something I never knew
Oh yes such a thrill
So much so you'd have to pop a nerve pill
so do all Canadians call spatulas flippers?
DeleteOr just you because you wear slippers?
I suppose it makes since when you consider
that in the drawer it lays by the dipper!
But I'd call that a ladle for soup.
Do you think we could agree on an ice cream scoop?
lol...
LOL no I'm sure it is a spatula here too
DeleteAs the cat just has a loose screw
And called it what it does
With his rhyming buzz
Ice cream scoop works good too
Could even scoop cat poo
The cat can call it a flipper. :)
DeleteDoes he call the remote a clicker?
Well he might call it a clicker
DeleteAs he likes to watch the people on there bicker
"dipper", I like the sound of that.... :)
DeleteHmmm figures you would
DeleteStrike that from yoiur mind you should
One dance with you, Dez
Deleteand in the gutter went your head!
It is just always there
DeleteAs he likes things that are bare
What great revenge ye cat
ReplyDeleteOn that old man right off the bat
It's good to be back to stay
At your awesome, rhyming bay
Vacation is done
DeleteBack on the blogland run
Glad it was fun
Under my sun
I LOVE their Baja salad :0)
ReplyDeleteAnother that is smitten too
DeleteDrives me right to poo hahaha
DAVE! I didn't realize he had passed. I spent a college semester eating a Frosty every afternoon, and I didn't understand why I was gaining weight... They're not low fat, simply soft serve. D'oh! :D <3
ReplyDeleteLOL you must have liked them a ton
DeleteAnd yeah sadly he passed a while back under the sun
I didn't realise the man had passed on. Not that I know his name anyways and have never, ever had a Wendys... last time I ate anything it was a Mac and I got food poisoning, no fast food for me, never again.
ReplyDeleteI saw on our news they built a MaCDonalds for the Olympics that can hold over 32,000 customers... OMgoodness!~!
LMAO never knew that
DeleteWow that is a ton of people at MacDonald's mat
Think that is what the world has come to
Fast food on cue
He looks more than slightly sinister
ReplyDeleteLOL has some evil in him
DeleteCould whip it out on a whim
LOL who would have known her love for Dave... I think his burgers are great but I'm not in love with the man.
ReplyDeleteWell that is good
DeleteBecause fight you for him Blabber would
So this is the guy behind Wendy's? I'd never even thought about their founder before.
ReplyDeleteNever even thought of him before
DeleteDidn't you see the bazillion commercials he did at your shore?
His daughter, the real "wendy" does the commercials now!
ReplyDeleteThat I knew
DeleteAs I've seen her a couple times when visiting that other zoo
Haha, Dave Thomas was a cool dude. I saw him a couple of times. He was an honorary member of the fraternity I'm in, and way back when i was in college, we would go to these conferences a few times each year, and Dave was at at least two that I was at, as I met him both times too. The first time was in the hotel lobby, I was checking in and waited for the key, when I turned around and there was Dave, chatting it up with some brothers from another chapter. And while we never really talked personally, as he was chit chatting with those around, groups as it were, and his story telling was very good. But knowing the person i was back then, it's probably good I never had a one on one, as I'd probably have tried to get some lifetime supply of spicy chicken lol
ReplyDeleteI didn't know that girl in the new commercials was his real daughter, very interesting Betsy.
LMAO well tons of chicken is good
DeleteAsked him you should
But oh well at least you saved on the heart attack
By avoiding such things at your shack hahaha
I like the Wendy girl better than him. Just saying. :P
ReplyDeleteCan't say I disagree
DeleteWith thee
brb going to wendy's
ReplyDeleteEnjoy
DeleteMaybe you'll get a toy