Thursday, June 28, 2012

Payback Has Come Once More Today At My Shore!

So the cat got that thinkingcap back enough for now with a simple rhyming meow. Now the tutu thing she may have drawn but a certain Blabber caused the idea to dawn. For which the cat must get even in full today and so I must break my word and reveal Blabber's deepest, darkest secret at my bay. Words alone can't describe her fascination and embarrassing umm infatuation. So some pictures must come due, as I will be fair and show all of you why such a secret resides and comes and goes like the tides.

It all has to do with this place, where Blabber never shows her face. It isn't the food she seems to like and so we must delve further on this secret revealing hike.


Yeah that is the look she gets when she stares at the screen. The Japanese even have to calm her down because she makes such a scene. Her secret is a biggie too. Just like you can see in your view.


She is probably starting to pant now and maybe even french meow. As her lust is growing with this showing. Yes, you are right. I already said it wasn't food, but something else is there in sight.

That is right. Her uber secret that she holds close day and night, is her love for the Wendy's man, for even though sadly he has passed, she is his biggest fan.


I mean how can you pass up a guy that can split in three? And with those sunglasses one version is as cool as can be. Fitting in with her NY crowd. Blabber should shout out her love loud and proud.


Even look at how he holds his flipper up. She's probably drooling in her coffee cup. Drinking your own backwash isn't so nasty I suppose, as it's all the same when down it goes.


With all those fresh veggies she just fell in love and feels like she has the wings of a dove. You should hear her go on about the guy. Sadly, no one will ever live up to him for her, so why even try?

He even delivers himself and we all know how she likes hard workers at her shelf. So that helped fuel her fire and by now she's probably expelled enough hot air to fill a tire.


And look he cooks things right in view and leaves lots of leftovers for more of her crew. This is just too much, I better stop before she is too hot for those Japanese to touch.


And he even tells all when you have done a job well. Blabber must be hot as Hell. She won't cool down for days after I set her ablaze. My pageviews will jump 1000 times over as she comes back looking at the pics and drooling like rover.

So there we go and now you all know, the biggest secret Blabber hides at her shore. I know I said I wouldn't tell but that is what you get and a whole lot more, when payback comes to pass. Now all know once more to never cross my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

88 comments:

  1. dancing on first
    prancing toward second

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    1. haha and you pranced away
      With your display

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  2. hehe i guess it could be worse, dave is cool guy so there is no curse, i mean look at the size of the spatula and with a head like that he has to have a great medula

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    1. LMAO yeah that spatula is huge indeed
      Why her love grows like a weed
      And could usually be worse
      At least it's not perverse

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  3. Hahahaha, one my cat, you are such a badass. I am lol too loud on this post. We all know that she is into handy man, that Wendy man with spatula , yep total drool worthy.
    You look cute in tutu instead of thanking her and putting her in Wendy costume next to Wendy man, you had to roast her or say grease fry her.
    Bad bad bad kitty , bad kitty you are.
    Jax,
    I love you girl, but sorry I couldnt stop laughing, this kitty deserves zebra thong costume. ;)

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    1. LOL sure Blabber will love that you laughed away
      At her secret lovey dovey display
      Maybe I should have captured the drool
      As she stares at him like a love sick fool
      And a zebra thong is grand
      Nothing wrong with that in my land

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    2. LMAO I'm CRACKING up too, so no worries. I forgive you!!! lol

      Ohh, nothing does it for me like a man and his spatula ;)

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    3. LMAO see the cat knows what he is doing at his bay
      That spatula is such a turn on with it's flat like display

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    4. Prepare for counter attack Jax, who does he like? Does he cry over during Oprah shows? Loves to watch Justin Bieber videos?
      Drools over anorexic Angelina Jolie? Plays with Smurf and beanie toys?

      He is so proud about his pringle can poo, so gotto level with him. Zebra thong also seem to be nothing.

      I am with you for counter attack.

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    5. Pffft please
      I just have to wish fleas on her knees
      And of course she needs help
      With threats all she can do is yelp

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    6. Ok, I'm going to think of something good and juicy. Something way better than his need to pee in a golden toilet. Something way better than saving poo in a pringle can. Something even better than only owning one pair of shoes for the same 7 years...GASP!!

      I'll just have to get back to you on that.. ;) lol

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    7. LOL those three things don't bother me at all
      Well the later does my feet at my hall
      But as far as anything else goes
      You will have to dig deep to curl my toes haha

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  4. She really loves this ? Thanks for sharing the secret ~

    Though I must confess that I haven't eaten this for the longest time,
    and for any fast food burger for that matter ~

    Wishing you a happy day Pat ~ Looking forward to our long weekend ~

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    1. you're having a long weekend with the cat? Oh, you, poor soul...

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    2. LOL yep just had to share
      Today at my lair
      Haven't eaten there is a long time as well
      Here at my cell
      And yep an extra day works for me
      As I get rid of this stupid crap at my sea

      Well she isn't that far away
      From my bay

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    3. yep, I've noticed that there's lot more Canadians in the blogosphere than the Americans... must be your long polar days and nights :PPP

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    4. Hmmm well there are a lot of americans here
      Only Canadians I can think of are Heaven, Beserc, Stina and my little rhyming rear

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    5. I have more of them among my blogging friends, cat! Kal, Debs, Clarissa, Heaven... I didn't even know Berserc was a Canadian Hertz :)

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    6. Yep Beserc is out in the forest of the west
      So he passes the Canadian test

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  5. Cravings for things Wendys
    Can be mean for the tummies
    But ok, admiration fer them
    And Brian being 1st & 2nd again!

    Hank

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    1. Yeah eating there is blah I say
      But Blabber likes the display
      And Brain has won once more
      Out doing you at my shore

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  6. cat, why would you dedicate a whole post to a man I've never even heard about?

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    1. Because the man is Blabber's secret love
      You should get the lovey dovey shove

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    2. pfft, me thought you was her secret lurv :)

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    3. I couldn't get over the hump
      That she has a life sized doll she likes to feel up the rump

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    4. For the record, I'm afraid of dolls. I certainly do NOT feel their rumps. lol

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    5. LOL but this one is so life like you can't tell
      I'm sure it is swell

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    6. oh, Lord, dolls give me creeps....

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    7. haha yeah I'd rather smash the suckers too
      As they are quite blah with their dead stare view

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  7. Haven't been at Wendy's in years
    that fact brings me no tears

    It will probably be decades more
    before I grace Wendy's door!

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    1. Yeah I am the same
      As Dave brought it fame
      But I barely go there
      As fast food is a blah affair

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  8. Pffffffffffffftttttttt!
    All these isnt true!!
    First he isnt thr type of guy she love lol
    and second she is vehgie.never would eat these burgers LIMIAO

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    1. Oh I wouldn't say never
      As she would if hungry enough eat a burger or some other type of endeavor
      And pfffft you just never know
      Together they have such a perfect flow

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  9. LMFAO...ohh, cat you are EVIL!!!!!!!!!! How dare you expose my secret?!?!?! You already got me in trouble once at work for youtubing this man.

    Hot? I sure am!! But I think I'm more hot with anger ;)

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    1. LMAO well now all know
      And you don't have to get embarrassed when a pic of him decides to show
      Just give off your nice lovey dovey glow
      And skip to and fro hahaha
      The cat can't keep a secret either though
      So it had to be done at my show
      LOL hot with anger too
      Wow he really brings out the animal in you hahahahahahahaha

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  10. P.S. Eric says that retaliation is due!!!!!! LMAO

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    1. LOL the cat is not afraid
      Eric has no blog to go on a tirade
      And you can't even make a good threat
      So the cat is a safe pet..hahahaha

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    2. I was cracking up near peeing point. He came over to make it look like I was laughing at him. Why do you making the Japanese think that I am nuts???

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    3. LMAO well Eric isn't Japanese so no worries there
      It is still such fun to do at my lair
      And besides you had it coming
      So I started the Wendy's Man drumming

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  11. My mom was really sad when that guy died

    trying to count all the commercials he was in would make you cry.

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    1. Yeah he did a ton
      And they were always fun

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  12. Don't know if we have it here or not... But I think I remember something about Wendy's and a missing finger!

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    1. Yeah that happened all over
      Prob a part in there from rover

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  13. Yeah but how does she feel about Colonel Sanders?

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    1. Hmm the cat will have to look into that
      Could be a war at my mat

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  14. Ah, Dave! He is quite a catch.
    But if it's not his food, then what is the attraction, Jax?

    I don't mind their sandwiches much
    think they taste good but don't have them a bunch
    maybe only a couple times a year.
    their fries were never good, I fear.

    I'd rather have a crush on Dave
    than Ronald MacDonald any day.
    That clown could be mistaken for a mime.
    So why doesn't Jax that love ladder climb?
    lol.

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    1. LMAO hmm I never thought of that
      Could be the next secret at her mat
      She might just have a thing for fast food guys
      And yeah a mime in disguise
      Stop on him we should
      Or beat him with wood

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    2. my, you do have a violent streak
      that you do show...just a little peak.
      maybe a vampire could just bite the mime
      then you wouldn't have to do the beating crime.
      lol.

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    3. Pfft then I'd have to stake that thing
      And bite off each wing
      Then wear it's fangs as a prize
      As it gets grounded up into french fries hahaha

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    4. What do I see in Dave? Well, since I'm obviously in love with him I have to think of something. Maybe it's the glasses and the apron ;) lol

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    5. LOL at least you can admit it
      That Dave and you are such a hit

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    6. The man who designed KFC's bucket had to go for redhead Dorothy, do you know why Jax?

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    7. Because Blabber
      Would try to stab her?

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    8. Jax, you said on your own blog that you liked a man that could work with his hands. It was that spatula Dave held that put you in a love-trance! lol.

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    9. LMFAO Ohh, if only you could see me drooling over here!!!!

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    10. LOL drool
      Ewwww that isn't cool

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  15. And, did you know
    that Wendy's started in Ohio?
    The very first one opened near where I lived
    and I remember the opening..what a thrill!
    hahaha

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    1. Yeah I saw that fact
      As I was doing this act
      But right by you
      That is something I never knew
      Oh yes such a thrill
      So much so you'd have to pop a nerve pill

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    2. so do all Canadians call spatulas flippers?
      Or just you because you wear slippers?
      I suppose it makes since when you consider
      that in the drawer it lays by the dipper!
      But I'd call that a ladle for soup.
      Do you think we could agree on an ice cream scoop?
      lol...

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    3. LOL no I'm sure it is a spatula here too
      As the cat just has a loose screw
      And called it what it does
      With his rhyming buzz
      Ice cream scoop works good too
      Could even scoop cat poo

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    4. The cat can call it a flipper. :)
      Does he call the remote a clicker?

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    5. Well he might call it a clicker
      As he likes to watch the people on there bicker

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    6. "dipper", I like the sound of that.... :)

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    7. Hmmm figures you would
      Strike that from yoiur mind you should

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    8. One dance with you, Dez
      and in the gutter went your head!

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    9. It is just always there
      As he likes things that are bare

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  16. What great revenge ye cat
    On that old man right off the bat
    It's good to be back to stay
    At your awesome, rhyming bay

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    1. Vacation is done
      Back on the blogland run
      Glad it was fun
      Under my sun

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    1. Another that is smitten too
      Drives me right to poo hahaha

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  18. DAVE! I didn't realize he had passed. I spent a college semester eating a Frosty every afternoon, and I didn't understand why I was gaining weight... They're not low fat, simply soft serve. D'oh! :D <3

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    1. LOL you must have liked them a ton
      And yeah sadly he passed a while back under the sun

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  19. I didn't realise the man had passed on. Not that I know his name anyways and have never, ever had a Wendys... last time I ate anything it was a Mac and I got food poisoning, no fast food for me, never again.
    I saw on our news they built a MaCDonalds for the Olympics that can hold over 32,000 customers... OMgoodness!~!

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    1. LMAO never knew that
      Wow that is a ton of people at MacDonald's mat
      Think that is what the world has come to
      Fast food on cue

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  20. He looks more than slightly sinister

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    1. LOL has some evil in him
      Could whip it out on a whim

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  21. LOL who would have known her love for Dave... I think his burgers are great but I'm not in love with the man.

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    1. Well that is good
      Because fight you for him Blabber would

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  22. So this is the guy behind Wendy's? I'd never even thought about their founder before.

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    1. Never even thought of him before
      Didn't you see the bazillion commercials he did at your shore?

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  23. His daughter, the real "wendy" does the commercials now!

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    1. That I knew
      As I've seen her a couple times when visiting that other zoo

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  24. Haha, Dave Thomas was a cool dude. I saw him a couple of times. He was an honorary member of the fraternity I'm in, and way back when i was in college, we would go to these conferences a few times each year, and Dave was at at least two that I was at, as I met him both times too. The first time was in the hotel lobby, I was checking in and waited for the key, when I turned around and there was Dave, chatting it up with some brothers from another chapter. And while we never really talked personally, as he was chit chatting with those around, groups as it were, and his story telling was very good. But knowing the person i was back then, it's probably good I never had a one on one, as I'd probably have tried to get some lifetime supply of spicy chicken lol

    I didn't know that girl in the new commercials was his real daughter, very interesting Betsy.

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    1. LMAO well tons of chicken is good
      Asked him you should
      But oh well at least you saved on the heart attack
      By avoiding such things at your shack hahaha

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  25. I like the Wendy girl better than him. Just saying. :P

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