Friday, June 15, 2012

Pffft! Is All I Can Say To This Dismay!

So this will be short,
Here at my court.
Because I'm on my phone,
As I give this groan.

For the computer is busted.
Pat's arm is rusted.
Thanks to some fecking physio jerk.
Which for writing is not a perk.

Miss Priss has anxiety crap,
And the cat literally has the runs that aren't from his trap.
One fecked up place,
Is surely the case.

So if I am slow,
Getting to your show.
Now you know why.
Wish it was a lie.

At least I still have posts until the middle of July,
All done so the rhymes can still fly.
Hopefully soon this shit will pass,
Oh well, I'll still try my best, on a crappy phone, to be a little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

86 comments:

  1. dang sounds like it is one of those days it is best to be back in bed, what an ache in the head...

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    1. Yep back in bed indeed
      Is surely in need

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  2. omg i am first
    all the rest are wurst
    not a nock, you brat
    wear your waders
    we're wading through shat

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  3. at least it is friday
    and in a few hours you can hideaway
    you sound well ahead
    til the middle of july
    time will fly
    so dont let the pen go dry

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    1. Yeah time does fry
      And my ocd doesn't like me being a behind the 8 ball guy
      So more will come
      As soon as my arm can easily beat the drum

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  4. how long can i keep this up
    before the the next pup shows up

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    1. Bet you could go all day
      But you might get fired from your work bay

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  5. hey diddly dee
    i guess we'll wait and see
    unless my coffee gives rise
    to a need to pee

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    1. are you sure you just drank coffee today, Brian :PPP

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    2. Sounds like he had TONS of coffee today
      Judging by his display

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    3. Or maybe it's a full moon?
      He's being a crazy loon.
      lol.

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    4. Could very well be
      But since he is your twin then so is thee

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    5. don't be so cynical
      we aren't identical!
      lol....

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    6. LOL but close
      Just a different house

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  6. Pat's arm shall heal fast :)
    only pat can rhyme in pain...
    but it should fly away
    as soon as it can !!

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    1. Lets hope
      That damn dope
      Caused it to come
      What next? My bum?..lol

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  7. "fecking physio jerk."
    ah, to say it, not to say it, to say it, not to say it? To be naughty, not to be naughty? Sometimes it's just too easy to pull your leg, cat :)))

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    1. LOL as you can tell
      I didn't think much about that one all too well
      But quite funny now
      Maybe doing it will get a meow

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  8. Your computer broke??? Oh no!!! lol

    Cat, that is awful!! Who are we going to tease all day? Sigh...

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    1. Yeah sucks big time
      Such a crime
      Can't blabber one bit
      Pain in the ass is it

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    2. strange he didn't blame it on the Alliance..

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    3. Pfft better things to do
      Then think of you..haha

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    4. that's good, it means we're not the suspects which makes it for a perfect crime :)

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    5. Purrfect? You?
      Pffft once more comes due

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    6. speaking of pffft, I expect my royalties from you using my trade mark word in your post title :)

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    7. Pffft half of nothing is still nothing though
      So dont expect much dough

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  9. Oh, so sorry!
    I didn't curse your computer, I swear
    only a coffee maker if you got one there. lol.
    And just when you were feeling less neck pain
    they go and ruin your arm? For shame!
    Hope you're done with the worst of it
    and things calm down a bit.
    Cat with the runs
    would be no fun.
    Might have worms
    like Whiskers I learned.
    Ate a flea,
    Oh me, Oh me.
    Not expecting a long response
    Just bow to my great rhyming skills while you're gone. hahahaha.

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    1. Don't think it is worms
      Got into some germs
      Or some other food
      May need hamburg and rice to fix the smell that is rude
      And oh typing this in a phone is a pain
      But I'm still pretty fast at my lane
      And stupid arm now
      Is enough to make me have a cow..hahaha

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  10. Oh no, Pat! Hope it's fixed soon!!!

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    1. The computer I can do
      The rest is a pain it's true

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    2. hope it's not the right arm and hand, cat :)

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    3. Technically it is both
      But its not due to any ummm growth

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  11. Meh, no one likes computer problems. I like blogging from my phone sometimes to mix things up a little.

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    1. Yep it is crap
      Not allowing me to yap

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  12. Enjoy Cat or Pat, we will wait for you. Too bad about the mishap though. Post till July - you have them ready already? wow, you are my idol. :)

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    1. An idol you say
      Yeah I have many at my bay
      As I like to be ahead
      Incase of this type of dread

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  13. THIS IS SIQ. YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT MY BLOG AND SEE THE MUSIQ VIDEO MY RAP BAND MADE. FILLED WITH RHYMES
    SIQ POST BRO

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  14. Blogging from a phone would be murder cat. And am I to understand that you've hurt your arm as well? And is Miss Priss okay? I hope all gets better at your bay cat.

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    1. Computer and Pat are all fecked up
      Miss Priss had a little hiccup
      And the cat has the runs
      So yeah fecked up tons

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    2. you know, given my and Annzie's recent and current ordeals, and now yours, cat, is it possible that we actually have a third mutual enemy somewhere who is throwing black magic upon us?

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    3. If so we must hunt this thing down
      And smash them until they look nothing like that which is brown
      Because this sucks
      Those damn schmucks..haha

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    4. I wonder if this is why that blue guy has been absent recently /dramaticsuspiciouslookinhiseyes/

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  15. PC broke?

    Man that's worse than drinking new coke

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  16. You're a brave cat, continuing to blog from your phone when your computer is fecked. I'd be too sad.

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    1. Bah not too sad
      But maybe a bit of a pissed off lad

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  17. That sucks man, but there's always something fun about buying a new computer if that's what it comes to. That's some dedication continuing from your phone, I salute thee!

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    1. Not fun spending the money
      But having a new computer and not this crummy phone should make things more sunny

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  18. Could this be the evil works of the Alliance?

    Hope everything is ok! That sucks man! A broken computer= not good! You didn't break an arm did you?

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    1. not the evil but the good work of the ALLIANCE!

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    2. Nope just the computer that is broke
      Pat is just a fecked up bloke

      Pfft good
      I'll bash you with some wood

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    3. ah, you seem very violent today, cat! Do computer problems bring out Mister Hyde out of Doctor Pathyll?

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    4. Try typing on a damn phone
      You to might develop a violent tone haha

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    5. I don't type on the phone, I just order the letters to type themselves, silly. What? You mean you don't have such powers owned by moi and Chuck Norris?

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    6. Hmmmm i just might
      Now i have something to do tonight

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  19. ohh, no. :p I hate to hear the kitty's having a problem, and that the computer's broke. Hang in there. It can only get better, right? :D

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    1. no...the runs could be contagious! lol....

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    2. Pat would rather have the runs then any of this
      Take some imodium and all would be bliss..haha

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  20. I hope kitty and computer both get better soon. Hopefully kitty doesn't get hacked. Hopefully he doesn't hack up a fur ball, either. (Yeah, I need some more caffeine!!!) :)

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    1. Lol lots of hacking
      Yeah the caffiene is lacking

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  21. Oh dear, what did you do to your computer????
    Wish you lived near, I'd fix it for ya!
    Hope the cat and the comp are both better soon. Poor kitty.

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    1. Computer can prob fix
      Just need damn pat and the cats woes to nix

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  22. Sorry to hear about your computer malady. That's bad news for sure. Hope it gets fixed real soon so you don't have to type on that friggen phone.

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    1. Yeah the friggen phone is a pain
      But i guess no pain no gain
      Lame i know
      Blame the phone for such a go

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  23. Aw Pat that is too bad ~ Hope you an fix it soon ~

    I go crazy without a computer but we have 3 in the house :-)

    Geez, you have posts all set until mid July ~ Geez, I can't
    think that far ahead ~

    Have a good weekend Pat ~ Warm and sunny all weekend ~

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    1. Yeah warm and sunny be nice
      If i could enjoy such a price
      Oh well
      Sure soon enough ill pass this hell

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  24. You poor man! At least we'll read your wit until then. Stupid computers.

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    1. Yep stupid indeed
      Trying to feck up my feed

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  25. Really sorry you have problems with the computer, hope you can fixed soon!!

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    1. Well if I'm fixed first
      Then I'll smash the computer with a burst..haha

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  26. Don't take too long
    To correct the wrong.

    Hank

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    1. That would please
      If it did it with such ease

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  27. I can totally relate to this. Sorry about your computer and hope you can get it fixed soon.

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    1. Yep just one of those days
      Can't even enjoy the sunny rays

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  28. such dismay can ruin the day
    but your beats are always treats
    hope the cat is all good and back
    neat short heats on your streets

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    1. Yeah the cats are now fine
      Just Pat and the computer that aren't divine

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  29. At least you have posts through mid July
    If nothing else your blog will fly.
    Hope you solve your computer ills...
    would be nice if there were computer PILLS!

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    1. Lol yeah that would be grand
      A pill to fix all across the land

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  30. oh when it rains it pours, ain't that the way it flows, pun not intended. really frustrating how things happen to come at once.

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    1. Yep really a pain
      Might literally pop a vein

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  31. Ah, poor Dude. My netbook keeps clicking off at weird times. I think it needs a new fan. But, I'd have to give it up and seek a geek doctor.
    Frustrating to have computer problems.

    .......dhole

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