Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Pick A Number And You Could Be Rich After One More Slumber!

So the cat is looking to have a golden plate and make winning the lottery my fate. Yeah I know the odds are 100000000000 to 1 or so but you just never know. But that random crap just doesn't seem to work and so the cat is going to offer a perk. For all that help win you will also get loot at your bin. How does that work you ask? Well it is quite an easy task.

If you want to win,
And have a Scrooge money bin.
Simply give a shout below,
As normal at my show.

Open to all,
Who have at least once visited my hall,
And get here before I give the tickets a run,
Probably after working and lurking is done.

For Pat is going to buy a ticket or ten,
Depending upon how many chime in before then at my den.
You just give a number between 1 and 49,
And Pat will add them in the order they come in line.

So for number one,
It will be Pat that gives it an intial run.
Starting with 24,
As that is his favorite number at our shore.

Then from there,
It will go in order of those visiting my lair.
So the first 6 will go on the first one,
And the rest so on and so forth under my sun.

From there we shall see,
If the power of the blog people can't help me win at bush number three.
And if the winning line is a number you give,
Then Pat will also change how you live.

As for each of the numbers given from you,
On the winning line, if it were to come due.
Pat will send you a check for a million bucks,
That will surely buy all plenty of new trucks.

So show off a number below,
And after a slumber you could crow.
That you became a millionaire,
Or pretty close at your lair.

With the exchange rate and all,
A little less or more may befall.
But close enough,
And I'm sure a little less or more won't be too rough.

Now let's see if the blogger world can win,
That would be a good story for some news bin.
And a lucky six,
Could win from their picks.

So help Pat with some numbers today,
Between 1 and 49 for display.
Then you could help yourself,
Just an experiment at my shelf.

As luck is not on my side,
So let's change the tide.
And win the big one,
Then Pat will give the six a ton.

Doesn't that sound like a good idea though to see if a win could show? I know chances are never going to happen what so ever but let's try such an endeavor. Just give your number to me and I'll use them to buy a ticket at my sea. Then if the jackpot is won the number givers for that line will receive a ton. How does a check for a million bucks sound to you? Wouldn't you want it to come due? Then you'd never again have to mow the grass and always thank my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

90 comments:

  1. heck yeah i am in, lets win and make some dough, my FIL plays religeously and says he's broke even, i dunno though---have only ever played twice and no dice, a loss, but all i lost was a couple bucks, so not so bad a suck but i will rub the lucky rabbit foot this time, and see if you can pull off this crime...

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    1. I only play once in a while
      But figured I'd give it a go with style
      And use blogland for the win
      And ummm did you pick a number at my bin?
      Or are you just going to go with one?
      As always that you gloat about under my sun

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  2. Well I already don't have to mow the grass since it hasn't rained for weeks but you know my broke ass is always down for some money.

    I pick #18 ...a tribute to the greatest quarterback to ever play the game of football!

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    1. I guess no rain
      Is good for something at your lane
      Let's hope the quarterback
      Is very good luck for the lottery attack

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  3. I never play powerball anymore since I have no luck

    it's never worth the buck

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    1. So no number at all
      May regret doing that at my hall

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  4. It might not be worth the buck but it is sure worth the fun. I pick number 30 for that is the number I most desire/fear.

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    1. You desire and fear the same one
      Hmm that must make for some fun
      And 30 it will be
      As the numbers are picked by me

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  5. oooh, how very generous of you cat! I'd never expect such a thing from your ebilness :) I pick number 20 and if I win I will donate the money to dog associations :PPPP

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    1. Pffft the cat will mail your check to one of your favorite actors by mistake
      One that you like the drown in a lake

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    2. what? Leo Dicaprio will become a millionaire???? Your ebilness has no boundaries, cat!

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    3. LOL I'll send it to Cruise or RDJ just to irk you
      That would be fun to do

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    4. yep, since that would be a much better solution than feeding Somalian orphans as I planned to...

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    5. Yeah giving them more dough
      To donate to their crazy cult religion show

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  6. A miss is as good as a mile
    Why not just for the fun
    #7 often brings me a smile
    May turn out to be a lucky run!

    Hank

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    1. Yeah you just never know
      The ducks could all line up in a row
      And we could win
      7 it is as you are in

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  7. I'll pick 44, good luck...never played it myself but it wouldn't be bad to try once or twice.

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    1. Not bad to give a go here and there
      If a buck or two you can lose without a care
      Otherwise leave it be
      And just leave it to me haha

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  8. #36

    I think I got it once with that number. Not the big prize but it was the only time I won something.

    Good luck, Pat!

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    1. Hopefully the luck will remain
      And we can all board the millionare train

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  9. two only options - win or not to win- so I am in with #2

    :)

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    1. Well that works too
      And in you are with the crew

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  10. I want number 9 but seriously I never win anything but I love this number is my birthday day ha!
    Ah Pat you always with something new!

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    1. Yep always thinking of something new
      Or at least something to rhyme about on cue
      And 9 works for me
      In you are at my sea

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  11. Ohhh, the lotto! I just played the other day and won...nothing!! So maybe you will have better luck.

    I will pick lucky number 21 =)

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    1. LOL yeah I won nothing as well
      The last time I played at my cell
      So let's see what occurs with all
      As number 21 is added to the lottery ball

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    2. She just picked 21 because it's my birthday! lol

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    3. Well double lucky I suppose
      We'll see how that goes

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    4. Yes, WD, it's all about YOU LOL

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    5. All about him
      Geez things are grim

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    6. No wonder the cat wants to pee in his beer ha ha ha - poor Dan!

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    7. Yep teach him a lesson indeed
      He better take heed

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  12. I pick the number.... 2!!!! Here's to winning!!!! Come on cat...rub your butt on the tickets for good luck ;)

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    1. The cat will rub his butt on them with ease
      Even give them some fleas
      So maybe they will be lucky too
      And a million may get sent to you

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    2. Great, Jax, you just made the tickets worthless...

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    3. haha now all can blame Blabber if we lose
      And get no million dollar cruise

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    4. LMFAO I didn't say pass your damn fleas along. Damn cat...way to put me on blast!!! hmph :(

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    5. LMAO you are so mean to the cat
      Wait until TOMORROW at my mat
      Oh you will get your due
      And it will be fun to view hahahahaha

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    6. Oh, no you don't you wretched cat! You leave my home girl alone!

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    7. hahaha to late
      Is is all ready to run and payback is her fate

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    8. Eep!!! Just keep the fleas away!!!!!!!! I can handle anything but that!! And I'd watching...2 mad NYers is not something you want to deal with ;) lol

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    9. LOL it has nothing to do with fleas
      So that should please
      But it's all thanks to the Japanese
      So thank them for no fleas on your knees haha
      Pffft the cat is not scared one bit
      You are way to far away to even try and hit

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    10. You can't use the Japanese against me!!!

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  13. #8. The Chinese say it's lucky...

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    1. Let's see if they are right
      And it hits tonight

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  14. I would never buy a lottery ticket or gamble ever in my life. But to help your good cause, I would say go 9.
    Should I lick and kiss no.9 and throw it at you? you are a guy with OCD guy, you maynt like it.

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    1. Never ever gamble
      So you would just ramble
      What if we win
      Are you still going to stick to that and pass up a million bucks at my bin? haha

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    2. Are you going to share the billion if you win? Then you are the rambling nut not me :)
      Would I expect someone to share their billion just for guessing one number? I would ask for world peace then.

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    3. Not a billion
      Just a million
      And yeah I'd share
      Only need so many millions at my lair

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    4. I already have a blessed life so I will pass your offer :)

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    5. Wow passing on a chance to win
      Not many would do that at my or any other bin

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  15. Oh, how funny. #13's always been my fav. I know it's supposed to be unlucky, but I'm not superstitious. lol

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    1. Yeah 13 is plaguing me at the moment though
      But I also don't believe in it's unlucky flow

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  16. Dan picked no.18 because it is my birthday. :)

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    1. Well I picked 24 because it is Pat's and the cat's
      Two in one so we will win a ton

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    2. hahaha. I pulled his leg for his comment about Elsie's number choice. :)

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    3. I hope you didn't pull too hard
      And ran with it across the yard

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  17. I always thought number 7 was my lucky number, either that or because I like being different I like number 13 too :)

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    1. Well you can't have two
      So the first one is what you drew haha

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  18. Hm. Didn't see a #47 in the comments anywhere. That's my choice. Always 47!

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    1. The money brings back the Fox
      I guess he needs new socks hahaha

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  19. number games n money..
    never aligned in same direction me :P
    #25 from me..

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    1. Well maybe now they will
      Wouldn't that thrill?

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  20. I'm in. Lets roll a 22! Good luck!

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    1. Have never seen you
      But all are welcome at my zoo
      In you are
      Let's hope 22 hits near and far

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  21. I like eleven
    because it rhymes with heaven
    and that's where I'd be
    if money came to me

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    1. Wouldn't we all
      I'd be bouncing off the wall

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  22. I could make do with a million bucks or two. Love the Scrooge McDuck reference!

    Always go with #3.

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    1. Yeah a million would be grand
      And had to play with McDuck as he has more dough than any in the land

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  23. so true that the odds are against you, but if you don't play... you can't win, right? i've tried purchasing a ticket every wk, but stopped after a year. i may just have a beer now (can't get drunk though... the kiddos are around.)

    happy wed!

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    1. haha yeah not good to get drunk then
      Wait until they are alseep at your den

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  24. No one seems to have claimed #42 . . . so I'll go with that. Never having to mow the grass again would be nice. LOL.

    Good luck with it!

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    1. Yeah no grass what so ever would be great
      Let's hope that is our fate

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  25. oooh...worked an auction today!
    Am I too late to play?
    You know I'd pick the number 5
    I need money to stay alive!

    lol....

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    1. LOL yes you are late
      But it so happens I took into account your fate
      And I added five to the list
      So you wouldn't shake your fist
      So you are in
      If five is there for the wn

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    2. Really? You played a five just for me?
      Wow, I don't even know what to say. That is so sweet!
      Thanks, Pat..you're the best
      and I don't say that in jest. :)

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    3. haha I knew you'd chime in if you could
      So play it I should
      Sadly it did not even go
      But I am going to do it again on Sat's lotto show

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    1. That one is there to
      So if it comes up some dough could come to you

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  27. Ha! We both have the same favor number. :D

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    1. That is grand
      Should I win could share at my land

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  28. hahah, I want some rhyming help to win the lottery! I'd go with 22

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    1. Well if it comes due
      Then some dough could be had by you

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  29. Fun, fun, fun in the lottery contest run. Yeah, hey you never do know, but the time between the know and the don't, can move much slower than a pig in a poke, holding that ticket in your hand would be fine, but more than likely you'd be the one that'd need awaking, not that old dude ned devine, for his been gone quite some time.

    Last time someone said they'd give me a million bucks, I found a million deer standing on my front lawn- I butchered the joke, but it was quite funny when i heard it first.

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    1. Yeah it would be grand to hold
      But sadly we won no gold
      As it did not even go
      Stupid lottery rigged show
      And hahaha at the deer
      I heard that a while back too, oh dear

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  30. Dang, I am a day late and a dollar short
    Donna took #13 anyway, so I'll merely retort
    that I'll keep my lucky buck in my own court
    and wait for the winner with whom I'll consort!

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    1. LOL that is a good thing to do
      Try and get the winner to give some to you
      Of course with millions the cat will be nice
      And send you some fuzzy dice

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