So the cat is looking to have a golden plate and make winning the lottery my fate. Yeah I know the odds are 100000000000 to 1 or so but you just never know. But that random crap just doesn't seem to work and so the cat is going to offer a perk. For all that help win you will also get loot at your bin. How does that work you ask? Well it is quite an easy task.
If you want to win,
And have a Scrooge money bin.
Simply give a shout below,
As normal at my show.
Open to all,
Who have at least once visited my hall,
And get here before I give the tickets a run,
Probably after working and lurking is done.
For Pat is going to buy a ticket or ten,
Depending upon how many chime in before then at my den.
You just give a number between 1 and 49,
And Pat will add them in the order they come in line.
So for number one,
It will be Pat that gives it an intial run.
Starting with 24,
As that is his favorite number at our shore.
Then from there,
It will go in order of those visiting my lair.
So the first 6 will go on the first one,
And the rest so on and so forth under my sun.
From there we shall see,
If the power of the blog people can't help me win at bush number three.
And if the winning line is a number you give,
Then Pat will also change how you live.
As for each of the numbers given from you,
On the winning line, if it were to come due.
Pat will send you a check for a million bucks,
That will surely buy all plenty of new trucks.
So show off a number below,
And after a slumber you could crow.
That you became a millionaire,
Or pretty close at your lair.
With the exchange rate and all,
A little less or more may befall.
But close enough,
And I'm sure a little less or more won't be too rough.
Now let's see if the blogger world can win,
That would be a good story for some news bin.
And a lucky six,
Could win from their picks.
So help Pat with some numbers today,
Between 1 and 49 for display.
Then you could help yourself,
Just an experiment at my shelf.
As luck is not on my side,
So let's change the tide.
And win the big one,
Then Pat will give the six a ton.
Doesn't that sound like a good idea though to see if a win could show? I know chances are never going to happen what so ever but let's try such an endeavor. Just give your number to me and I'll use them to buy a ticket at my sea. Then if the jackpot is won the number givers for that line will receive a ton. How does a check for a million bucks sound to you? Wouldn't you want it to come due? Then you'd never again have to mow the grass and always thank my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.