So the cat is looking to have a golden plate and make winning the lottery my fate. Yeah I know the odds are 100000000000 to 1 or so but you just never know. But that random crap just doesn't seem to work and so the cat is going to offer a perk. For all that help win you will also get loot at your bin. How does that work you ask? Well it is quite an easy task.
If you want to win,
And have a Scrooge money bin.
Simply give a shout below,
As normal at my show.
Open to all,
Who have at least once visited my hall,
And get here before I give the tickets a run,
Probably after working and lurking is done.
For Pat is going to buy a ticket or ten,
Depending upon how many chime in before then at my den.
You just give a number between 1 and 49,
And Pat will add them in the order they come in line.
So for number one,
It will be Pat that gives it an intial run.
Starting with 24,
As that is his favorite number at our shore.
Then from there,
It will go in order of those visiting my lair.
So the first 6 will go on the first one,
And the rest so on and so forth under my sun.
From there we shall see,
If the power of the blog people can't help me win at bush number three.
And if the winning line is a number you give,
Then Pat will also change how you live.
As for each of the numbers given from you,
On the winning line, if it were to come due.
Pat will send you a check for a million bucks,
That will surely buy all plenty of new trucks.
So show off a number below,
And after a slumber you could crow.
That you became a millionaire,
Or pretty close at your lair.
With the exchange rate and all,
A little less or more may befall.
But close enough,
And I'm sure a little less or more won't be too rough.
Now let's see if the blogger world can win,
That would be a good story for some news bin.
And a lucky six,
Could win from their picks.
So help Pat with some numbers today,
Between 1 and 49 for display.
Then you could help yourself,
Just an experiment at my shelf.
As luck is not on my side,
So let's change the tide.
And win the big one,
Then Pat will give the six a ton.
Doesn't that sound like a good idea though to see if a win could show? I know chances are never going to happen what so ever but let's try such an endeavor. Just give your number to me and I'll use them to buy a ticket at my sea. Then if the jackpot is won the number givers for that line will receive a ton. How does a check for a million bucks sound to you? Wouldn't you want it to come due? Then you'd never again have to mow the grass and always thank my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
heck yeah i am in, lets win and make some dough, my FIL plays religeously and says he's broke even, i dunno though---have only ever played twice and no dice, a loss, but all i lost was a couple bucks, so not so bad a suck but i will rub the lucky rabbit foot this time, and see if you can pull off this crime...
ReplyDeleteI only play once in a while
DeleteBut figured I'd give it a go with style
And use blogland for the win
And ummm did you pick a number at my bin?
Or are you just going to go with one?
As always that you gloat about under my sun
Well I already don't have to mow the grass since it hasn't rained for weeks but you know my broke ass is always down for some money.
ReplyDeleteI pick #18 ...a tribute to the greatest quarterback to ever play the game of football!
I guess no rain
DeleteIs good for something at your lane
Let's hope the quarterback
Is very good luck for the lottery attack
I never play powerball anymore since I have no luck
ReplyDeleteit's never worth the buck
So no number at all
DeleteMay regret doing that at my hall
It might not be worth the buck but it is sure worth the fun. I pick number 30 for that is the number I most desire/fear.
ReplyDeleteYou desire and fear the same one
DeleteHmm that must make for some fun
And 30 it will be
As the numbers are picked by me
oooh, how very generous of you cat! I'd never expect such a thing from your ebilness :) I pick number 20 and if I win I will donate the money to dog associations :PPPP
ReplyDeletePffft the cat will mail your check to one of your favorite actors by mistake
DeleteOne that you like the drown in a lake
what? Leo Dicaprio will become a millionaire???? Your ebilness has no boundaries, cat!
DeleteLOL I'll send it to Cruise or RDJ just to irk you
DeleteThat would be fun to do
yep, since that would be a much better solution than feeding Somalian orphans as I planned to...
DeleteYeah giving them more dough
DeleteTo donate to their crazy cult religion show
A miss is as good as a mile
ReplyDeleteWhy not just for the fun
#7 often brings me a smile
May turn out to be a lucky run!
Hank
Yeah you just never know
DeleteThe ducks could all line up in a row
And we could win
7 it is as you are in
I'll pick 44, good luck...never played it myself but it wouldn't be bad to try once or twice.
ReplyDeleteNot bad to give a go here and there
DeleteIf a buck or two you can lose without a care
Otherwise leave it be
And just leave it to me haha
#36
ReplyDeleteI think I got it once with that number. Not the big prize but it was the only time I won something.
Good luck, Pat!
Hopefully the luck will remain
DeleteAnd we can all board the millionare train
two only options - win or not to win- so I am in with #2
ReplyDelete:)
Well that works too
DeleteAnd in you are with the crew
I want number 9 but seriously I never win anything but I love this number is my birthday day ha!
ReplyDeleteAh Pat you always with something new!
Yep always thinking of something new
DeleteOr at least something to rhyme about on cue
And 9 works for me
In you are at my sea
Ohhh, the lotto! I just played the other day and won...nothing!! So maybe you will have better luck.
ReplyDeleteI will pick lucky number 21 =)
LOL yeah I won nothing as well
DeleteThe last time I played at my cell
So let's see what occurs with all
As number 21 is added to the lottery ball
She just picked 21 because it's my birthday! lol
DeleteWell double lucky I suppose
DeleteWe'll see how that goes
Yes, WD, it's all about YOU LOL
DeleteAll about him
DeleteGeez things are grim
No wonder the cat wants to pee in his beer ha ha ha - poor Dan!
DeleteYep teach him a lesson indeed
DeleteHe better take heed
I pick the number.... 2!!!! Here's to winning!!!! Come on cat...rub your butt on the tickets for good luck ;)
ReplyDeleteThe cat will rub his butt on them with ease
DeleteEven give them some fleas
So maybe they will be lucky too
And a million may get sent to you
Great, Jax, you just made the tickets worthless...
Deletehaha now all can blame Blabber if we lose
DeleteAnd get no million dollar cruise
LMFAO I didn't say pass your damn fleas along. Damn cat...way to put me on blast!!! hmph :(
DeleteLMAO you are so mean to the cat
DeleteWait until TOMORROW at my mat
Oh you will get your due
And it will be fun to view hahahahaha
Oh, no you don't you wretched cat! You leave my home girl alone!
Deletehahaha to late
DeleteIs is all ready to run and payback is her fate
Eep!!! Just keep the fleas away!!!!!!!! I can handle anything but that!! And I'd watching...2 mad NYers is not something you want to deal with ;) lol
DeleteLOL it has nothing to do with fleas
DeleteSo that should please
But it's all thanks to the Japanese
So thank them for no fleas on your knees haha
Pffft the cat is not scared one bit
You are way to far away to even try and hit
You can't use the Japanese against me!!!
DeletePfft to late
DeleteIs your fate
#8. The Chinese say it's lucky...
ReplyDeleteLet's see if they are right
DeleteAnd it hits tonight
I would never buy a lottery ticket or gamble ever in my life. But to help your good cause, I would say go 9.
ReplyDeleteShould I lick and kiss no.9 and throw it at you? you are a guy with OCD guy, you maynt like it.
Never ever gamble
DeleteSo you would just ramble
What if we win
Are you still going to stick to that and pass up a million bucks at my bin? haha
Are you going to share the billion if you win? Then you are the rambling nut not me :)
DeleteWould I expect someone to share their billion just for guessing one number? I would ask for world peace then.
Not a billion
DeleteJust a million
And yeah I'd share
Only need so many millions at my lair
I already have a blessed life so I will pass your offer :)
DeleteWow passing on a chance to win
DeleteNot many would do that at my or any other bin
Oh, how funny. #13's always been my fav. I know it's supposed to be unlucky, but I'm not superstitious. lol
ReplyDeleteYeah 13 is plaguing me at the moment though
DeleteBut I also don't believe in it's unlucky flow
Dan picked no.18 because it is my birthday. :)
ReplyDeleteWell I picked 24 because it is Pat's and the cat's
DeleteTwo in one so we will win a ton
hahaha. I pulled his leg for his comment about Elsie's number choice. :)
DeleteI hope you didn't pull too hard
DeleteAnd ran with it across the yard
I always thought number 7 was my lucky number, either that or because I like being different I like number 13 too :)
ReplyDeleteWell you can't have two
DeleteSo the first one is what you drew haha
Hm. Didn't see a #47 in the comments anywhere. That's my choice. Always 47!
ReplyDeleteThe money brings back the Fox
DeleteI guess he needs new socks hahaha
number games n money..
ReplyDeletenever aligned in same direction me :P
#25 from me..
Well maybe now they will
DeleteWouldn't that thrill?
I'm in. Lets roll a 22! Good luck!
ReplyDeleteHave never seen you
DeleteBut all are welcome at my zoo
In you are
Let's hope 22 hits near and far
I like eleven
ReplyDeletebecause it rhymes with heaven
and that's where I'd be
if money came to me
Wouldn't we all
DeleteI'd be bouncing off the wall
I could make do with a million bucks or two. Love the Scrooge McDuck reference!
ReplyDeleteAlways go with #3.
Yeah a million would be grand
DeleteAnd had to play with McDuck as he has more dough than any in the land
so true that the odds are against you, but if you don't play... you can't win, right? i've tried purchasing a ticket every wk, but stopped after a year. i may just have a beer now (can't get drunk though... the kiddos are around.)
ReplyDeletehappy wed!
haha yeah not good to get drunk then
DeleteWait until they are alseep at your den
No one seems to have claimed #42 . . . so I'll go with that. Never having to mow the grass again would be nice. LOL.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with it!
Yeah no grass what so ever would be great
DeleteLet's hope that is our fate
oooh...worked an auction today!
ReplyDeleteAm I too late to play?
You know I'd pick the number 5
I need money to stay alive!
lol....
LOL yes you are late
DeleteBut it so happens I took into account your fate
And I added five to the list
So you wouldn't shake your fist
So you are in
If five is there for the wn
Really? You played a five just for me?
DeleteWow, I don't even know what to say. That is so sweet!
Thanks, Pat..you're the best
and I don't say that in jest. :)
haha I knew you'd chime in if you could
DeleteSo play it I should
Sadly it did not even go
But I am going to do it again on Sat's lotto show
39 sounds mighty fine!
ReplyDeleteThat one is there to
DeleteSo if it comes up some dough could come to you
good stuff dude,
ReplyDeletefollowing
Are you R
DeleteAs you come to my bar
Ha! We both have the same favor number. :D
ReplyDeleteThat is grand
DeleteShould I win could share at my land
hahah, I want some rhyming help to win the lottery! I'd go with 22
ReplyDeleteWell if it comes due
DeleteThen some dough could be had by you
Fun, fun, fun in the lottery contest run. Yeah, hey you never do know, but the time between the know and the don't, can move much slower than a pig in a poke, holding that ticket in your hand would be fine, but more than likely you'd be the one that'd need awaking, not that old dude ned devine, for his been gone quite some time.
ReplyDeleteLast time someone said they'd give me a million bucks, I found a million deer standing on my front lawn- I butchered the joke, but it was quite funny when i heard it first.
Yeah it would be grand to hold
DeleteBut sadly we won no gold
As it did not even go
Stupid lottery rigged show
And hahaha at the deer
I heard that a while back too, oh dear
Dang, I am a day late and a dollar short
ReplyDeleteDonna took #13 anyway, so I'll merely retort
that I'll keep my lucky buck in my own court
and wait for the winner with whom I'll consort!
LOL that is a good thing to do
DeleteTry and get the winner to give some to you
Of course with millions the cat will be nice
And send you some fuzzy dice