Thursday, June 21, 2012

Question Everything Today At My Wing!

Seems I do a lot of telling, subtly with no yelling, here at my sea. So now I am going to just question thee. No, none of that tagging crap is on tap but lots of fun will happen today under my rhyming sun.

Do you know why it rains?
Should you care about drains?
Why does the sun glow?
Does it matter that you don't know?

Can you lick your elbow?
Are you scared of a crow?
Why must a chair sit?
Can't it roll a little bit?

How many licks does it take to eat an apple?
Did you think I would say snapple?
Why must you look at me like that?
Don't you like a rhyming cat?

Would you like to ask something?
Is that the phone giving a ring?
Petsy is that you?
Do you expect me to have a clue?

How am I supposed to know what numb tongue feels like?
Do you think it's like having it run over with a bike?
Penguin Man, what do you want?
So you want me to taunt?

Did anyone see The Fountain?
Don't you think that thing should be buried under a large mountian?
Was that good enough for you?
How did I not know Blabber would chime in at my zoo?

Do you really want me to repeat that?
Don't you think people may fall asleep at my mat?
Or is that what you are trying to do?
Did you know NY drivers are really bad but not as bad as Boston ones but almost as bad as Alaska ones but oh so close to Toronto ones but very different than Texas ones but a lot nicer than Ireland ones but a lot smelly-er than Greek ones but not as blinding as Seattle ones or Ohio ones with their smog blocking view?

Wasn't Blabber the best nickname ever?
Isn't the cat oh so clever?
Why no Brian today?
Don't you think  .......   would be boring as he gawks away?

You want to hear from that other Nyer as well?
The former big eye who now shows a beach that looks swell?
Don't you think hers would be bigger?
What happens if we hit a trigger?

Ask about ketchup on apples you say?
Ewww, hmm wasn't that an easy display?
How many waffles does it take to fill a car?
Wouldn't that be for the waffle guy's bar?

What is a bloody wanker?
Would it be wise to ask a banker?
Maybe that Irish Air lass?
Why does she like to pull things from my ass?

How many gb's is in a computer the size of a house?
Maybe Bauer can answer that or Mickey Mouse?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Did you really just go there at my hood?

Aren't blue guy's so dry?
Maybe we should go back to the former big eye?
Isn't it too bad Glory Dear is still buried in dirt?
Wouldn't you like a question from her to spurt?

You really want to hear R?
Would that go far?
Wasn't this great?
Did you like R's question at my gate?

Don't you have enough for a whole week?
Will you ask questions as you take a leak?
Will you let me know if some answers come to pass?
For that would make me a happy little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

78 comments:

  1. I'm petrified of crows. I did not see the fountain. Blabber isn't really all that clever considering that I blab a lot. Leave NY diners alone!!!!! lol I know what a bloody wanker is now. Dig up Glory Dear!! We miss her!!!!

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    1. haha yes you and birds
      Are always lost for words
      GOOD! Do not watch that thing
      For the dvd you will want to fling
      Well instead of blabber
      I could have went with umm stab her..hahaha
      Yeah glad you know what it is
      And pffft too much of that digging biz

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    2. I'm not scared of crows but I'm terrified of pidgeon shit. And so is my car. I guess it's an easy target.

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    3. Lol that is a valid fear
      Seems to fly from their rear

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    4. Yes, it's so terrifying it makes me misspell the word whenever I think of it hahaha! But over here there's this a gang of geese as well. I once walked up to my car and one freakin' goose was standing on the roof of my car, looking at me like it was thinking, 'WHAT!' Can you believe that sh........ poo?

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    5. Lmao the goose wanted to gawk
      And maybe even squawk
      As it glared at you
      Thinking you are the equivalent of poo haha

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  2. Why not just generalize and say let's just stay out of cabs! And how many waffles does it take to fill a car? Probably twice as many as pancakes! Enjoy your day!

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    1. Well that would be no fun
      And I like the answer you gave a run..haha

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  3. I ask questions a lot. Many of your questions sound like Socrates ones. Answer is a question.
    Anyway how much glue did you happen to sniff in the morning today?

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    1. Pfft Pat or the cat isn't pretending to be that guy
      That would just be a lie
      And yep asking questions all the time
      Could very well annoy a mime
      The glue was all gone
      So I sniffed things out on the lawn

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    2. Lawn poop sniff?
      You are always after the mimes.
      Just noticed your summer rummer quote. good one.

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    3. haha yeah the summer rummer
      Won't make many have a bummer
      Unless they get to drunk and end in jail
      And Mimes need to hit the trail

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  4. oh you got your Brian right here....i was out the door yesterday on a day date with the wife, having a life, so i was a bit slow to go around to all the other shows...smiles...filling the car with waffles would be fun, then eating your way in when done...

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    1. Pfft having a life you say
      Who has time for that at their bay..haha
      Might be kind of fat though
      After eating your way through such a flow

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  5. your ebil person will be whipped mercilessly for trashing THE FOUNTAIN again, you ebil, ebil feline creature!

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    1. Well it is hard to trash
      What is already trash and gives a bad rash
      A whipping would be better than watching that ever
      Far less painful an endeavor

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    2. LOL The Fountain wasn't THAT bad... I guess.

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    3. Pfft it was a huge pile of crap
      Don't suck up to that Dez chap

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    4. Looks like Matt is picking his side again!!! lol

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    5. he is realizing that beside being ebil the cat also has a horrid movie taste :) I mean, that feline offender actually loves Mel Gibson....

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    6. Lethal weapon beats the fountain any day
      Heck Shrek 4 beats such a display

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  6. A lot of questions
    But begs no answers
    Ask for no reasons
    For no one bothers

    Hank

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    1. Yeah that is true
      So ponder the great blue
      And that is all
      No answers on the wall

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  7. Pfffffftttttt! who make all these questions??
    Hs Im buried but alive Lol

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    1. haha yeah Gawker Island is keeping you alive
      So you are still five by five

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    2. Not sure I count survive
      As being buried in dirt and alive

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    3. Glad it is funny
      But to really get out it will cost u money

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  8. I drifted off in my imagine when you asked how many licks would it take to eat an apple. I bet it would take at least a year if you licked and licked all day. I don't know but I want to find out in the name of science.

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    1. hahaha you let me know how that goes
      As it will surely cause your tongue woes
      Not sure you could even get through licking the thing
      But you are welcome to try and report back giving me a ring

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  9. A direct translation of bloody wanker would be cursed masturbator.

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    1. haha yeah that is what I thought
      As I now hear it a lot

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  10. Yes, that is me on your phone
    Pick it up and say hello!

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    1. Lol what makes that more funny to
      Is i just got a weird voice message from who i have no clue....haha

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    2. Lol what makes that more funny to
      Is i just got a weird voice message from who i have no clue....haha

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    3. haha...did I make you flustered?
      I see you can stutter.
      I would have said it was me
      you know...dear ol' sweet Betsy.
      lol you thought with my numb tongue
      I forgot to leave my name with the message begun?

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    4. you mean you people actually have voices and real bodies adn everything..... you're not just little cyber people living in the computer?

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    5. Stupid phone did that
      Hated by Pat
      And no we are just imaginary and all
      As we yap on each wall

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    6. Well, Dezzywezzy, we know YOU are a real person, for didn't you once tell us you looked like a model? (or was it a cute seal?) Just quoting.... just quoting.... I'm not real, by the way. I'm actually Blue on the inside, so you've been talking to my alter ego all that time. (O, you knew that already.)

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    7. I believe the actual quote was 'walrus' :)

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    8. yep, a walrus, I'd never say me is a model in million years.... maybe a model for Walrusmart stores :)

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    9. Lol could start your own chain
      And have enough money to fill a train

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  11. I don't know how many waffles it takes to fill up a car, but if you bring the waffle mix, I say we find out on my asshole neighbor's Porsche. You game?

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    1. Lmao yep sounds like a plan
      When we are through he wont evet ne a waffle fan

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  12. Mickey mouse is very computer sauve. Now you got me wondering how many licks it takes to get to the centre of an apple! Well I have my summer planed out now!... I ment that about counting the licks on an apple, just noticed you have a summer rhyme at the end of your post!

    Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer? Is a rummer a place for your rum? or is it slang for rump?

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    1. A rummer is like a flask
      And glad i can give you summer task
      Good luck with that
      Let me know how many it takes at my mat

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  13. My beach is rockin' that is for sure,
    Lots of hot bods and an ocean so pure.
    Till the tourists arrive and clear out the stores
    Need to send them back to Canada so I can have peace once more!

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    1. Hahaha the canadians causing you more strife
      That is so nice and screws up your life
      Loved by the cat
      And a little even by Pat

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    2. That's it! Elsie has reached her boiling point!! A rant about you Canadians is coming!!

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    3. hahahaha GREAT!
      I knew you'd take the bait

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    4. It's written - I took it easy on you blasted Canadians...some people can be sooo sensitive! It'll post around midnight LOL

      I know. It doesn't take much to rile me up, huh?

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    5. Lol nope can push your buttons with ease
      Blame it on the fleas

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  14. You are correct--The Fountain should be buried. On the waffle thing, I would love to give it a try.

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    1. Another fountain hater yippee
      See Dez all agree with me

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  15. Jack & Coke on the beach
    Might aswell, its called a treat

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    1. Yeah it be something to suck back
      As you hanged out on some beach shack

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  16. No, but I can lick my elbow. I just tried it.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Really you can do that
      That is impressive to the cat

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    2. Just tried it myself. I couldn't do it. So either your elbow is short or your tongue is very long ;)

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    3. Lol a long tongue
      Stretch it too far and may pop a lung

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  17. We call them merchant bankers, the wankers!

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  18. I've never thought about licking my elbow before until this very post. Damn yous!!!!!!!!

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    1. Lmao the cat is making you think
      Hope it doesnt bring you to the brink

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  19. People say there are no dumb questions

    But not in my profession

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    1. Yeah dumb questions surely arisee
      Even to those that think they are wise

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  20. Can't lick my elbow. Not for lack of trying, though.

    LOL. I love your commentary on drivers from different places.

    And of course I like a rhyming cat!

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    1. Lol made you try to
      That is fun to do
      And as the drivers go
      They all have a different flow

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  21. How many waffles does it take to fill a car?.... i think i should try this...off to bake waffles...smiles

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    1. Lol take pictutes of it too
      I want to see if it is true

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  22. I'm as dry as a desert, so it's time for a drink alright. Bottoms up, Pat, and I don't mean that cat's haha....

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    1. Lol well he could bottom up with ease
      And share more than fleas

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  23. What is a bloody wanker... it certainly could be called... a banker... ahahaha...... LOL U R Sooooooo Bad!~! Giggling out loud here.

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    1. Lol that is a rhyme that is just so true
      They are bloody wankers all around to view

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  24. Questions abound distinctly, as the cat does some inquisitive thinking. Some great fun and some philosophy too, all together alongside the rhyme that's always in the cat's view.

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    1. Yep always in rhyme
      As it is question time
      The only thing that is a crime
      Is the stinkin mime

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