Seems I do a lot of telling, subtly with no yelling, here at my sea. So now I am going to just question thee. No, none of that tagging crap is on tap but lots of fun will happen today under my rhyming sun.
Do you know why it rains?
Should you care about drains?
Why does the sun glow?
Does it matter that you don't know?
Can you lick your elbow?
Are you scared of a crow?
Why must a chair sit?
Can't it roll a little bit?
How many licks does it take to eat an apple?
Did you think I would say snapple?
Why must you look at me like that?
Don't you like a rhyming cat?
Would you like to ask something?
Is that the phone giving a ring?
Petsy is that you?
Do you expect me to have a clue?
How am I supposed to know what numb tongue feels like?
Do you think it's like having it run over with a bike?
Penguin Man, what do you want?
So you want me to taunt?
Did anyone see The Fountain?
Don't you think that thing should be buried under a large mountian?
Was that good enough for you?
How did I not know Blabber would chime in at my zoo?
Do you really want me to repeat that?
Don't you think people may fall asleep at my mat?
Or is that what you are trying to do?
Did you know NY drivers are really bad but not as bad as Boston ones but almost as bad as Alaska ones but oh so close to Toronto ones but very different than Texas ones but a lot nicer than Ireland ones but a lot smelly-er than Greek ones but not as blinding as Seattle ones or Ohio ones with their smog blocking view?
Wasn't Blabber the best nickname ever?
Isn't the cat oh so clever?
Why no Brian today?
Don't you think ....... would be boring as he gawks away?
You want to hear from that other Nyer as well?
The former big eye who now shows a beach that looks swell?
Don't you think hers would be bigger?
What happens if we hit a trigger?
Ask about ketchup on apples you say?
Ewww, hmm wasn't that an easy display?
How many waffles does it take to fill a car?
Wouldn't that be for the waffle guy's bar?
What is a bloody wanker?
Would it be wise to ask a banker?
Maybe that Irish Air lass?
Why does she like to pull things from my ass?
How many gb's is in a computer the size of a house?
Maybe Bauer can answer that or Mickey Mouse?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Did you really just go there at my hood?
Aren't blue guy's so dry?
Maybe we should go back to the former big eye?
Isn't it too bad Glory Dear is still buried in dirt?
Wouldn't you like a question from her to spurt?
You really want to hear R?
Would that go far?
Wasn't this great?
Did you like R's question at my gate?
Don't you have enough for a whole week?
Will you ask questions as you take a leak?
Will you let me know if some answers come to pass?
For that would make me a happy little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.