Stupid Pat! Time To Show Off The Cat!

So Pat likes to take the fame for the children's books and the cat's rhyming game. Okay, he feeds me and such, so I don't mind it too much. But look at what he did? Wouldn't this make you flip your lid?

Yeah he made his first one about a kangaroo. The damn thing was only bright enough to wear one shoe. I guess maybe it is the current style? Oh how the cat finds such a thing vile. Not even a cat was had which really ticks me off a tad.

Then came a peacock of all things, with all its eyeball type wings. Of course Betsy was wise enough to stick in the cat, unlike dumb Pat. So at least number two scored some points with me. But still it is not enough for me at bush number three.

Finally came the ghost who would not make a very scary haunting host. But that is neither here nor there as once more Pat neglected me at our lair. What they hell? This is just not swell. Maybe I should give him a pringle can surprise and then he would get wise.

Hmm but what is to come? Could it be something about my little rhyming bum? Hmm looks like it could be and that would make me, number four. I should have been number one but I guess I'll forgive Pat at our shore. For in a little while the fourth one will run the mile. Once more published with Wayman Publishing at my sea and it's all about Cassie and me. Isn't that neat? Almost makes your heart skip a beat.

So I finally get my time to shine and I know you all will find that divine. For when the cat comes to play and children's book number four gets released at our bay. I will be right on the cover of it, trotting about and having a rhyming fit. Look for it soon and of course it will be announced by this rhyming loon. And sadly there will be no gas but there is a loo that swallows up my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.