Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Stupid Pat! Time To Show Off The Cat!

So Pat likes to take the fame for the children's books and the cat's rhyming game. Okay, he feeds me and such, so I don't mind it too much. But look at what he did? Wouldn't this make you flip your lid?

Yeah he made his first one about a kangaroo. The damn thing was only bright enough to wear one shoe. I guess maybe it is the current style? Oh how the cat finds such a thing vile. Not even a cat was had which really ticks me off a tad.

Then came a peacock of all things, with all its eyeball type wings. Of course Betsy was wise enough to stick in the cat, unlike dumb Pat. So at least number two scored some points with me. But still it is not enough for me at bush number three.

Finally came the ghost who would not make a very scary haunting host. But that is neither here nor there as once more Pat neglected me at our lair. What they hell? This is just not swell. Maybe I should give him a pringle can surprise and then he would get wise.

Hmm but what is to come? Could it be something about my little rhyming bum? Hmm looks like it could be and that would make me, number four. I should have been number one but I guess I'll forgive Pat at our shore. For in a little while the fourth one will run the mile. Once more published with Wayman Publishing at my sea and it's all about Cassie and me. Isn't that neat? Almost makes your heart skip a beat.

So I finally get my time to shine and I know you all will find that divine. For when the cat comes to play and children's book number four gets released at our bay. I will be right on the cover of it, trotting about and having a rhyming fit. Look for it soon and of course it will be announced by this rhyming loon. And sadly there will be no gas but there is a loo that swallows up my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. LOL nope no lurker in this one
      Hmm I could make a tale be spun

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  2. an adventure in a loo
    sounds like a smelly tale (or tail)
    thats true....

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    1. haha oh it's only there for a bit
      But some TP also shows for the next hit

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  3. Now that is just too cute
    and about Cassie, to boot!
    Congratulations, Cass!
    I'm sure it's full of sass!

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    1. Yep Cassie is the star
      Even if Orlin thinks he is at our bar

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  4. Four up now with Cassie
    What it would have been
    Nice to have a look see
    The story-line any hint?

    Hank

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    1. Yep up to four
      As I take the kiddie tour
      The cat comes to meet
      And Cassie tries to get rid of him which is no easy feat

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  5. I just want to give that ghost a hug. He's so adorable!

    Love Cassie's attitude. Or rather her catittude.

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    1. Yeah Cassie's sure has the tude
      Thinking Orlin is quite rude

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  6. I wonder how many kids have actually read your books, cat? Do you have some secret deal in which principals of the schools get a percentage for making their pupils buy your books? The alliance will investigate this and will put the ebil cat behind bars, and I don't mean chocolate bars!

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    1. Hmm I know of at least 10 who have read the ones from me
      So then there are a few not known at my sea
      Corrupting little by little I will
      Giving all a thrill

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    2. and those ten aren't kittens, yes? Because those do not count, unlike baby raccoons who could really pass in this case...

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    3. Nope, only have two legs and no paws
      Although who knows if they have claws

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  7. I love these kids books and love the draws!

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    1. Now i see where you take the idea the poor Elsie the cyclope!

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    2. haha bah she had the cyclops coming
      With her fake eye strumming

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    3. Yeah but I saw the old avatar and she is beauty nothing to do with a cyclope Pat!

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    4. Still only one
      To give a run

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  8. I like the artwork of your books. As a kid I thought I would make a living through art. Funny how things change. And I'm going to Tweet this post.

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    1. Glad you like the art
      As many have helped at my cart
      Thanks for the tweet too
      Much appreciated from you

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  9. Great! More torture for our kids! Lol just kidding!
    Congrats on the the upcoming release of the new book, in which the cat is finally featured!

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    1. Lol the kids will suffer each day
      Thanks to my display

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  10. I once saw someone meet and greet a wild cat

    they nearly lost what was under their new hat

    P.S. my favorite cover is Boo

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    1. haha wild cats are scary
      And sometimes not so hairy
      Yeah it had a great cover
      And Boo likes that you are its lover

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  11. oops, I already went looking for in amazon and didnt find it, then read your last line again.

    That is pretty cool Pat and Cat,you had been releasing lot of book unlike others. If other writers are human, you are like the bunny to pop out more babies within a year.

    Congratulations and all the best to publish and release more books. We are proud of you

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    1. haha yeah not out yet
      Just stirring the pot you can bet
      Even though it is done
      And will come out soon under my sun
      After this one not sure when the next will be
      As ideas are done but stupid things are getting in the way at my sea

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  12. My ghost book came in the other day
    It will have a home at my niece's bay =)

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    1. Hope she finds it grand
      There at her land

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    2. If she doesn't I will come back and blame the cat
      then send the Alliance seeking revenge to your mat
      ha ha ha

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    3. Pfft blame Pat
      He takes the fame for them not the cat

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    4. I would never blame my favorite bud,
      I'd rather drag the evil cat through the mud!

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    5. Pfft the cat will splat it on you
      And make you stew

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  13. There is always trains and trucks and princess stories for girls - you can never run out there.
    My kid loves Donald Crews- Freight Train-book, he can recite even in sleep, he might have read that million times, he has a short handy book and yet when we go to library he will pick that same book in big size and once from school he brought back the same book from his school shelf to home.
    For their next bday I am going to give your books in goody bag :)

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    1. Oh I have a truck one already done
      And a more girlie one ready to run
      But of course they need to be drawn
      Which costs $$$ and take a while at my lawn
      A goody bag too
      Hopefully they like what comes due

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    2. Truck one done? Where can I find that?
      Kids love simple cartoons than the complex ones, so should be cool.
      Their next bday is March. So, let me see how many books you would published by then

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    3. Yeah it is written and such
      But still needs the drawing touch
      Which Pat does not have one bit
      So we shall see how many come by march to his pit

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  14. great stuff. Who did the illustrations?

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    1. The illustrations were done here and there
      One at Besercules lair
      The rest from lands afar
      Except for a zoo with Betsy tending bar

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  15. Gotta let that cat shine, indeed. Love the drawings. You did them, right?

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    1. haha nope not a one
      As the cat can't draw worth a crap under his sun

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  16. 4 Books is a nice start for Cat in the Pat Hatt. When you become the next Dr. Seuss will you remember us here at blog land?

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    1. Oh I will remember
      Each and every blogging member

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    2. That's what they always say... And then they leave you behind in the dust. Oh wait, you weren't talking about women.

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    3. Yeah a bit of topic there
      Which you were aware..haha

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  17. Your books, your artwork and your rhyming poems are just adorable, Pat. I love seeing great stuff like this for kids because it encourages them to read and enjoy books—which is so important! :D

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    1. Adorable I like to here
      And yeah hopefully they read without fear
      As that would be grand
      And then spread them all over the land

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  18. Congratulations on making your way into the kiddie book, cat! I know it's an honor that you were really itching on. ;)

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    1. Yeah and now I don't need to itch
      So I can send the fleas to you and let you twitch

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    2. Keep the fleas AWAY from meeeee!!

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    3. Pfft you are used to them now
      Don't have a cow

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  19. I LOVE your books, Pat! You're so talented :0)

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    1. Talented is fun to hear
      Thanks for the cheer

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  20. I will be awaiting your newest book
    can hardly wait to take a look!

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    1. It will show soon enough
      So the wait won't be too tough

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  21. Cat must be thrilled. Congrats on book number four!

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    1. Cat is happy indeed
      Finally the fame he does need

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  22. You and your cat are unusually talented! Congrats on rocking the book world!

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    1. Unusual we are
      In more ways than one at our bar

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  23. that's awesome! i didn't know you had 3 other ones out already! that must feel great.

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    1. Yeah gives me glee
      To already have three

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    1. A cute ghost
      Sure he likes that the most

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  25. Maybe that kangaroo only wears one shoe because someone stole it.

    Then again, you have to be pretty dumb to have only one of your shoes stolen...

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    1. Or because you're wearing it....

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    2. Either way
      Quite the interesting display

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  26. Lord knows none of those books would get written without your disapproving gaze Kitty, you were probably called upon to walk across the keyboard once or twice too. If only my kitty were as talented, I did ask my dog to finish a chapter for me once, but you know how stupid they can be.

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    1. Yeah the cat has his ten cents thrown in
      He does want Pat to win

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  27. What wrong with wearing one shoe? How many shoes does one need? What does it feel like to be number four, I wonder. (I've always been #5)...

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    1. Well I suppose if ones likes to hop
      Or is too lazy to call a cop
      Who knows
      I'll let you know how it goes

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  28. Congrates on book number four!
    I wish number one would sell more!

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    1. Yeah it be nice it's true
      If more sales were to come due

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  29. Yeah, Orlin's right, about time. I'm sure this one will top the charts as the cat retracts his claws for the kids. Widcat, wonder If Goldie Hawn will make an appearance? lol

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    1. LOL well rather have her than Snipes
      As he has too much ego and too many gripes

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