Another dVerse I missed way back when I was doing other things at my den. But it at least doesn't make me think, not that I ever do much of that at my rink, and gives me an idea with ease letting me pick at my fleas. But it is one of my most HATED things ever! Especially because it makes people not so clever. I'd rather gauge my eyes out with Irish Air's grapefruit spoon or get frisky with a raccoon. If only I wasn't snip snip. Anyway, off for a vampire trip.
I want to suck,
And push my luck.
Also getting a hump,
Feeling up your rump.
While I suck you dry,
For I'm a dead guy.
Or girl at that,
Oh the dismay you cause the cat.
Let's scream at the dead,
Yet let them chew on our pretty little head.
Which is full of nothing but air,
Although it always was to be fair.
Maybe the vampire blew,
As his sucking came due,
Putting more air up there,
Creating a Twlight affair.
Sickening to think,
About screwing something that must stink.
I mean dead for 10,000 years,
Surely would give my ocd fears.
So throw them in the light,
Stab them at night.
Stick a fork in their eye,
And make them die.
Wait! They are already dead,
So chop off their damn head.
Then stomp on it for good measure.
That brings more pleasure.
Than some yum yum snack food bar.
Run them down with your car.
Instead of becoming a cow,
For a dead thing to make into chow.
But oh no!
They make you glow.
Blood is so good.
Drink it all we should.
Get an STD,
Without the glee.
Just suck back some blood,
And roll in the mud.
Or would that be hay?
Guess it depends on the time of day.
Stupid air heads ruining it for all,
Letting such Twilight shit fall.
And that is just what it is,
One big shitty biz.
As technically they are eating what comes out of you.
So they are the equivalent of a toilet sucking away your poo.
How is that for an image to think about?
As vampires are like a trout.
Swimming around in people poo,
While they chow down on you.
Not so romantic now,
Is it you tasty cow?
But oh no one still will pay,
For such a God awful display.
Where the exact same thing happens every time,
And they think it is so sublime.
Meanwhile the cat will go eat a dove,
As you enjoy rolling in poo, getting STD's and being a cow with your vampire love.
Is that enough hate for one day? I hope I caused all vampires dismay. Suck sicko things anyway and the humans are nutcases on display. Poor me, I'm all broken up over a dead guy or girl or maybe both. But you know all you have to do is head south. There is a graveyard there with tons of dead. So if you have heart ache over your dead thing don't worry your pretty little head. For many more are under the grass and yes I am crass but it is deserving of any vampire loving lad or lass at least in the opinion of my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.