1. Wrinkles At Night Are Not A Delight
So after a long day of miming with such great timing they get all wrinkled out and can do nothing but pout. They can't use any cream for the colors don't match and that would make them scream.
Do mimes even have timing at all? What if their fake watch decides to stall?
2. The Snap Of The Mime Chap
Who wants to hear that snap 1000 times a day? For not a word they can say. So they give their suspenders a snap and expect all to clap.
Besides dressing like you're in prison is never a good thing even a no style cat knows that at his wing.
3. From Your Dread You Become A Blockhead
This is what happens when you live in a glass house with a fake mouse. You become all ceased up after smashing your fake cup.
I guess mimes who live in glass houses should not throw stones as it must be killer on those house improvement loans.
4. A Constipation Display Just Causes Dismay
Even if you sport that pretty top hat you still look like a dirty rat that just made a mistake in his underwear. That is not a crowd pleasing affair.
Do you think their underwear are even there?
5. They Touch Too Much
Even if you humilate a mime they don't find it is a crime. As you can see he is even taking glee in such an act. Seconds later he'll move his han from his shirt, groping the poor guy and that's a fact.
Put this on your bucket list to do, just keep their hands in view.
6. All The Same Is So Lame
If you let these mimes run amuck before long all will walk and quack like a mime, even a duck. Then the whole world will be in black and white. No color would be in your sight.
That includes yellow too. See Blabber, mime are evil, it is true.
7. Smudge From A Nudge
So you have a nice clean window and it gives off a glow. But along comes a mime and thinks you are part of his clan and oh so sublime. For it looks as if no window is even there and then he smudges it up as he runs into at your lair.
Doesn't that just irk your OCD? Having a mime do that to thee?
8. Could Die, No Lie
Posters do not lie. Mimes not only make babies cry but they get a thrill from a kill. Plus they will never talk so for your murder they will walk.
Don't give me that. You know I'm not a lying cat.
9. Scary Like Dirty Harry
Told you so! Score one for the cat and Pat's show.
This is what mimes are really like so be careful when telling them to take a hike. They may pull out their not so fake gun and have some not so fake fun.
10. Fleas On Knees
You see what the mimes did? They made a cat flip its lid. Now even fleas show it neglect having no respect. So where do the fleas go? Why on your knees at your show. All because of mimes you get such fleas on knees crimes.
Don't mimes just make you itchy? Or is it the fleas making you twitchy?
And so now one and all whether Blabber sized or tall, know why you never ever trust a mime. For such a thing is truly a crime and so ends this 10 point chime, which Blabber's OCD will find sublime and have fun crushing the mimes into grime. Just wipe your shoe on the grass before coming to visit my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.