Time To Park And Decipher The Bark!

At that other place where a mutt shows his face, the cat noticed he likes to bark quite a bit. I guess he thinks it is a hit. But what does it really mean as he makes a scene? Besides of course the cat rules and everyone else drools. I guess we shall sea as I tell you all for free.

There is a slight noise,
Bark bark bark away your joys.
Going right to the door,
With your encore.

While the cat watches from afar,
Not to be hit by any car.
You run and expect all to stop,
That idea is a flop.

But bark bark bark still.
That must give you such a thrill.
Speaking dog is rough to do.
But the cat will try his best to translate for you.

Look at me, look at me.
I'm so excited I'll pee.
Hurry up,
And acknowledge this pup.

Bark bark bark
That surely hit the mark.
I got a good whiff,
As I gave your butt a sniff.

Feed me too!
I'll take whatever you have on you.
Even your fingers and toes,
If you don't pat my nose.

Bark bark bark once again,
Have to let all know there is a dog in this den.
For another is not allowed.
So I bark extra loud.

I'm trying to tell you to feed me,
Wait! I already said that with glee.
Scratch my butt?
That is liked by every mutt.

Or behind the ear,
If you fear the rear.
Sit down before you fall down.
That could make you frown.

For I might jump up on you,
And knock you down on cue.
Or at least scratch your knee,
From all my barking glee.

So sit down as I want on your lap,
While I  continue to flap.
With a bark bark bark.
Now take me to the park.

Wait! Feed me first,
And quench my thirst.
Also look the other way,
So I can see what the counter has on display.

Also maybe even chew a shoe,
Before a walk is due.
But we still expect a treat.
Look at how much we eat.

And so it seems all they talk about is food.
Plus many other things that are just rude.
The mutt is simply an attention whore,
That will bark bark bark and eat anything they can find at their shore.

Now you know the bark of the mutt who likes to mark each and every trees bark. Like how I switched that around like the crazies at a dog park? Sorry to all the butt sniffers for giving away their secret to all. But you can never match the cat's rhyming hall. Not even my ability to pass gas and that can be done daily from by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.