1. Man Hands that you can see from the stands.
Who really wants to date someone who has hands like your roommate?
2. The Straw Chewer needs to drown in a sewer.
Really? Chew some damn gum and not some straw that leaves you with spit when you hum.
3. Gum Popper needs to get thrown from a chopper.
If you have to snap it every two seconds over and over go find a butt sniffing rover.
4. Thought remakes were great creating lots of hate.
Who wants to see the same damn thing? Just because you are some dumb memory starved blond at your wing.
5. Memory Game = Lame!
Did you remember this and this and this. It happened ten minutes ago I'm sure I didn't miss.
6. The Everything Weeper, doesn't lead to a keeper.
Oh look a shoe, a kid, a dog, a pile of poo. Each thing you have to go boo hoo.
7. Announce to all when you go to the bathroom stall.
The elderly couple in the back really need to know you had to go do such an attack.
8. I Love Doug Tattoo. Excuse me while I pretend to use the loo.
Yeah you need to go back to Doug or hide that under a rug.
9. The dreaded "Eh" needs to go away.
Who can stand that thing? Hearing it after every word they sing.
10. And for number ten comes an easy one, Ben!
Sorry, just could not do it Benjamina or however you spell it. Who still gives such a name at their pit?
And so those are just a few Pat left in his rear view because he has such a syndrome at our sea and of course the cat just thinks it is funny. Now if you excuse me for a bit the cat has to go do it. Nope not that, get your head out of the gutter at my mat. As the cat has a case of gas and it sure is coming out my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.