Sunday, June 17, 2012

You May Confuse But When You Reuse You Can't Lose!

The cat is going to show you how to reuse today. For all should recycle away. Hmm maybe Pat should practice that more then he could bring about such funky things at our shore.

Well except for this. This does not cause bliss. A cat cage this does not make so do not reuse and partake. Or the cat will hunt you down and make you frown.


This is also eww. But what can you do? If you are out of soap and at the end of your rope. Fido is there to help you out. He'll surely lick off that leftover trout.


Got an old school bus lying around? If so, go ahead and dig a big hole in the ground. Now you have a root cellar at your sea. Doesn't that just cause you glee?


Want to keep the door to door guys away? Like those mormons wanting you to pray. Or whoever else comes to your shore. Just hook this up to your door.


Isn't that a pretty garden pot? It may have been used a whole lot. But that makes for good fertilizer I hear. So prized flowers will grow all through the year.

This is the type of mansion all should strive for at their shore. You can reuse a camper or mobile home and build them up in a great big dome. Going all Swiss Family Robinson a well. Doesn't that look just swell?


Don't want to waste gas or have all that noise as you cut your grass? Never fear for just add a gear and now you have quite the ride on. Wouldn't that make it fun to mow the lawn?


Speaking of bikes to a shoe nazi this could scream yikes! For the shoes now go round and round as no tires are found. I wonder how fast one can go before the soles of the shoes start to blow?


After cutting the grass it needs water too. So grab a bottle and this can come due. No advanced tech needed at your bay and your grass can still grow on each nice sunny day.

And a merry christmas to you with this big wreath in view. Oh wait! That might crush your door or front gate. Maybe Grave Digger needs his tire back. Might want to avoid this one or he could come and squash your house in a monster truck attack.

So now that the cat has your creative juices flowing from his reusing showing. You now can use whatever is lying around your sea to make things easier, funnier or more pretty. Not to mention scary and cut your grass. No need to thank my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

70 comments:

  1. haha...the bike lawn mower idea is pretty cool,
    and the school but might make a good fort, those tire make for good planters too when you come into port

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    1. haha yeah get lots of exercise as you mow the lawn
      Might be there from dusk to dawn
      But it would get done
      And once more you are number one

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  2. i would never ring that bell though, my finger might smell, oh---how fancy is that---a double word rhyme, sweeter than its chime---and double cause i am two too, the vertical trailer park is sharp, and i wont harp--on being first and abuse all the rest, but....smiles.

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    1. Brian, you are in rare form again today.
      Or is this just your new normal on display?
      Did you switch your brand of coffee?
      Is that why you're so clever and quirky?
      And up earlier, I might add.
      Or is Hank sleeping in, just a tad?

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    2. LOL yeah I would take a stick
      And you are quite slick
      Or at least you think you are
      With your harty har har
      And abuse you do
      Pretending not to..haha

      I guess your twin wants to be less twin
      And always win
      Switching coffee on the fly
      And making poor Hank cry

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    3. As much as I like you, Pat
      I'm not waking early to be first at your mat.
      lol.

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    4. Lol i dont even wake
      So i dont expect others to partake

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    5. Betsy Ma'am,
      Got to call it a pass
      Lurking but not as fast
      Got to give it to Brian
      Always there on the grind

      Hank

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    6. Yeah he tries to always be there
      At my lair
      But sometimes he doesn't win
      Which is such a sin

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  3. Why do I get the feeling all of these belong to the same person? I laughed pretty hard at the dish washing dog. That really is quite desperate.

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    1. LOL yeah the same person would have them all
      Like some hick in Deliverance town thinking they have a fancy mall

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  4. The lawn mower bike is pretty cool, I think. The mobile home jumble, rather scary.

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    1. Yeah looks like it might fall down
      And roll all across town

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  5. That dog in the dishwasher, no way ~

    but using shoes as bike tires, well if you are desperate, why not ~

    The bike with lawn mower is a good idea ~

    Happy Sunday Pat ~

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    1. All like the lawn mower idea I'd say
      Maybe someone could make that come to pass for all one day
      The dog drool is yuck
      As is the butt that isn't a duck

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  6. Nope, would never push the button on that door
    that would just have germs galore.
    Would be fun to have a camera in place
    to catch the expression on each face
    as they came up the steps, too
    just to bother you.
    lol.

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    1. LOL sure they lysoled it quite well
      And all is swell
      But yeah never would touch one bit
      But it would be quite fun watching others have a fit

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  7. LOL. i really like the bus idea though and the mobile home mansion...its quite cool too, could be expanded into a nice lodging for tourists if more thought and good taste put into it.

    on the other hand, i'd never let my dog on my bed, food area and sofa. that's just a rule. i cant deal with fur although i love em pets.

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    1. LOL yeah help the tourists out
      Making them shout
      As the rats run the show
      And then making them go
      Dog not allowed up there
      Aren't you mean at your lair..haha

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  8. I wonder how smooth the shoe bike rides

    I don't think it gracefully glides

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    1. If it was made of boots
      it'd really be a hoot!

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    2. Prob be hard on the legs too
      For such a ride to come due

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  9. Love it!~! I really love the way people can re-invent things and put them to such good use. Loved the plastic bottle sprinkler!

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    1. Yeah always something to do with old junk
      Just some things like the deer bum may put some in a funk

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  10. hahahaha. These are actually excellent ideas. As a person with tinkering as hobby, I love these. Bike lawn, I remember seeing it in J-Leno show.

    That potty one, couldnt resist, soup kitchen customers could take care of natural watering and fertilizer aka manure for that. :)
    Good hunt Cat :)

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    1. Glad you liked the ideas from the cat
      As he stole them from another mat
      But we shall pretend
      The cat came up with each good trend

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    2. That door could only keep away Mormons? What about morons?

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    3. LOL might not work on them though
      As the morons would prob like the show

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  11. remind me never to dine with you when Fido is washing the dishes. And what is it with cats and boxes, it's such a deep and profound love between them :)

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    1. No fido here yet to wash a dish
      Maybe one day you will get such a wish
      And no idea what so ever
      Cats just always think boxes are such a fun endeavor

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    2. my little cats (a month old) love to sleep in drainage pipes in my yard :) It's funny when all three of them rush in and they can come out only when the last one decides to go out :)

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    3. hahaha guess the last one is in charge too
      Really sucks if one inside has to go to the loo

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    4. but the funniest thing is when they are inside it, and their mother Budislava decides to lie down in front of the pipe blocking the entrance :)

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    5. haha one way to keep the kids in line
      Although the PTA might not find it divine

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  12. I love the water bottle idea! I don't care how much my neighbors will gossip about it, I just might do it anyway - add a little fuel to their fire =)

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    1. Lol will have to write a post telling all what they think
      It could tickle them pink

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  13. I kind of like the trailer park contraption.
    As your family grows just take some action!
    Give them their own spot, just a fraction
    and it will give some satisfaction.
    Not really an extraction
    but you can enjoy less interaction.
    It would be a nice transaction
    and sure to get a reaction!
    haha

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    1. And it made you go all tion with rhyme
      Surely not a crime
      Not sure if such a place would be sublime
      Might cost more than a dime
      As long as it didnt house a mime

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    2. wouldn't be good during a tornado either
      or any kind of inclement weather! haha.

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    3. Yeah anything like that and your toast
      Hurricane if they lived near the coast

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  14. haha, these are great, the commentary for each even better. The dog in the dishwasher has to be my favorite. It is eww, but funny eww… Thanks.

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    1. Lol yeah funny to see eww
      But not so funny for it to happen to me or you

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  15. I showed my GF the first two pics and since she's an avid animal lover....she LOL'd like crazy.

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    1. A crazy lol because of the pics
      I guess something can be said for showing pics of hicks haha

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  16. We used to have a push reel mower--I want that bike! It would definitely have made mowing the lawn more interesting. LOL.

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    1. Lol yup way more interesting to use
      Although for some it might confuse

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  17. dafaq i hope that door bell isnt a stuffed dog :/

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    1. Nope just a deer
      But still strikes fear

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    1. Rain, snow or sunny
      I try to be funny

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  19. Pat, these are clever pics
    reusing is helpful in the mix
    my favorite is dishwasher with dog
    good photo for a monologue.
    Hope your Sunday
    is a very fun day.
    You've shared the best,
    now take a rest.

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    1. Rest is all i can do
      Here at my zoo
      And yep the pics are fun
      Just had to be done

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  20. Those are great pictures. And that doorbell would not be used by me. lol

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    1. None want to use the bell
      I guess it is nasty as hell haha

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  21. lol that door bell would certainly stop unwanted callers!

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    1. Haha yep scare them away
      With such a display

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  22. Great pics :) you made me smile :)

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    1. Always nice to get a smile
      As i go the rhyming mile

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  23. Haha. What kind of nutcases think of these things? That deer butt door bell is especially charming.

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    1. Yeah it is ever so charming
      That any door ringer will find it alarming

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  24. LMAO @ the bus under the ground!!! How long did that bus have to sit there for everything to grow around it like that? hahahaha Who thinks of these things?!

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    1. LOL god knows how long it was there
      Maybe they dug the hole already at their lair

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  25. Hahaha - most of these look like they should start with: You may be a readneck if... :o)

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    1. haha yep pretty much
      As any who use are rednecks at least by a touch

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  26. It looks rather random to day. I like that dogs anus though, real classy.

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    1. Oh yeah real classy
      Sure to make all a little sassy

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  27. Get out of that beer box cat
    you don't belong in there
    it doesn't even fit you

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    1. But it is fun to try
      And get stuck in there, no lie

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  28. I have so slammed at work I have not had time to read all my fav blogs - I've missed your madness!! Love the doorbell - ewwww! And def want a planter like that. Gives new meaning to "don't shit on your own doorstep"!

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    1. Sucks that work is a pain
      All have been on that train
      LOL yeah new meaning indeed
      Here at my feed

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