The cat is going to show you how to reuse today. For all should recycle away. Hmm maybe Pat should practice that more then he could bring about such funky things at our shore.
Well except for this. This does not cause bliss. A cat cage this does not make so do not reuse and partake. Or the cat will hunt you down and make you frown.
This is also eww. But what can you do? If you are out of soap and at the end of your rope. Fido is there to help you out. He'll surely lick off that leftover trout.
Got an old school bus lying around? If so, go ahead and dig a big hole in the ground. Now you have a root cellar at your sea. Doesn't that just cause you glee?
Want to keep the door to door guys away? Like those mormons wanting you to pray. Or whoever else comes to your shore. Just hook this up to your door.
Isn't that a pretty garden pot? It may have been used a whole lot. But that makes for good fertilizer I hear. So prized flowers will grow all through the year.
This is the type of mansion all should strive for at their shore. You can reuse a camper or mobile home and build them up in a great big dome. Going all Swiss Family Robinson a well. Doesn't that look just swell?
Don't want to waste gas or have all that noise as you cut your grass? Never fear for just add a gear and now you have quite the ride on. Wouldn't that make it fun to mow the lawn?
Speaking of bikes to a shoe nazi this could scream yikes! For the shoes now go round and round as no tires are found. I wonder how fast one can go before the soles of the shoes start to blow?
After cutting the grass it needs water too. So grab a bottle and this can come due. No advanced tech needed at your bay and your grass can still grow on each nice sunny day.
And a merry christmas to you with this big wreath in view. Oh wait! That might crush your door or front gate. Maybe Grave Digger needs his tire back. Might want to avoid this one or he could come and squash your house in a monster truck attack.
So now that the cat has your creative juices flowing from his reusing showing. You now can use whatever is lying around your sea to make things easier, funnier or more pretty. Not to mention scary and cut your grass. No need to thank my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.










haha...the bike lawn mower idea is pretty cool,
ReplyDeleteand the school but might make a good fort, those tire make for good planters too when you come into port
haha yeah get lots of exercise as you mow the lawn
DeleteMight be there from dusk to dawn
But it would get done
And once more you are number one
i would never ring that bell though, my finger might smell, oh---how fancy is that---a double word rhyme, sweeter than its chime---and double cause i am two too, the vertical trailer park is sharp, and i wont harp--on being first and abuse all the rest, but....smiles.
ReplyDeleteBrian, you are in rare form again today.
DeleteOr is this just your new normal on display?
Did you switch your brand of coffee?
Is that why you're so clever and quirky?
And up earlier, I might add.
Or is Hank sleeping in, just a tad?
LOL yeah I would take a stick
DeleteAnd you are quite slick
Or at least you think you are
With your harty har har
And abuse you do
Pretending not to..haha
I guess your twin wants to be less twin
And always win
Switching coffee on the fly
And making poor Hank cry
As much as I like you, Pat
DeleteI'm not waking early to be first at your mat.
lol.
Lol i dont even wake
DeleteSo i dont expect others to partake
Betsy Ma'am,
DeleteGot to call it a pass
Lurking but not as fast
Got to give it to Brian
Always there on the grind
Hank
Yeah he tries to always be there
DeleteAt my lair
But sometimes he doesn't win
Which is such a sin
Why do I get the feeling all of these belong to the same person? I laughed pretty hard at the dish washing dog. That really is quite desperate.
ReplyDeleteLOL yeah the same person would have them all
DeleteLike some hick in Deliverance town thinking they have a fancy mall
The lawn mower bike is pretty cool, I think. The mobile home jumble, rather scary.
ReplyDeleteYeah looks like it might fall down
DeleteAnd roll all across town
That dog in the dishwasher, no way ~
ReplyDeletebut using shoes as bike tires, well if you are desperate, why not ~
The bike with lawn mower is a good idea ~
Happy Sunday Pat ~
All like the lawn mower idea I'd say
DeleteMaybe someone could make that come to pass for all one day
The dog drool is yuck
As is the butt that isn't a duck
Nope, would never push the button on that door
ReplyDeletethat would just have germs galore.
Would be fun to have a camera in place
to catch the expression on each face
as they came up the steps, too
just to bother you.
lol.
LOL sure they lysoled it quite well
DeleteAnd all is swell
But yeah never would touch one bit
But it would be quite fun watching others have a fit
LOL. i really like the bus idea though and the mobile home mansion...its quite cool too, could be expanded into a nice lodging for tourists if more thought and good taste put into it.
ReplyDeleteon the other hand, i'd never let my dog on my bed, food area and sofa. that's just a rule. i cant deal with fur although i love em pets.
LOL yeah help the tourists out
DeleteMaking them shout
As the rats run the show
And then making them go
Dog not allowed up there
Aren't you mean at your lair..haha
I wonder how smooth the shoe bike rides
ReplyDeleteI don't think it gracefully glides
If it was made of boots
Deleteit'd really be a hoot!
Prob be hard on the legs too
DeleteFor such a ride to come due
Love it!~! I really love the way people can re-invent things and put them to such good use. Loved the plastic bottle sprinkler!
ReplyDeleteYeah always something to do with old junk
DeleteJust some things like the deer bum may put some in a funk
hahahaha. These are actually excellent ideas. As a person with tinkering as hobby, I love these. Bike lawn, I remember seeing it in J-Leno show.
ReplyDeleteThat potty one, couldnt resist, soup kitchen customers could take care of natural watering and fertilizer aka manure for that. :)
Good hunt Cat :)
Glad you liked the ideas from the cat
DeleteAs he stole them from another mat
But we shall pretend
The cat came up with each good trend
That door could only keep away Mormons? What about morons?
DeleteLOL might not work on them though
DeleteAs the morons would prob like the show
remind me never to dine with you when Fido is washing the dishes. And what is it with cats and boxes, it's such a deep and profound love between them :)
ReplyDeleteNo fido here yet to wash a dish
DeleteMaybe one day you will get such a wish
And no idea what so ever
Cats just always think boxes are such a fun endeavor
my little cats (a month old) love to sleep in drainage pipes in my yard :) It's funny when all three of them rush in and they can come out only when the last one decides to go out :)
Deletehahaha guess the last one is in charge too
DeleteReally sucks if one inside has to go to the loo
but the funniest thing is when they are inside it, and their mother Budislava decides to lie down in front of the pipe blocking the entrance :)
Deletehaha one way to keep the kids in line
DeleteAlthough the PTA might not find it divine
I love the water bottle idea! I don't care how much my neighbors will gossip about it, I just might do it anyway - add a little fuel to their fire =)
ReplyDeleteLol will have to write a post telling all what they think
DeleteIt could tickle them pink
I kind of like the trailer park contraption.
ReplyDeleteAs your family grows just take some action!
Give them their own spot, just a fraction
and it will give some satisfaction.
Not really an extraction
but you can enjoy less interaction.
It would be a nice transaction
and sure to get a reaction!
haha
And it made you go all tion with rhyme
DeleteSurely not a crime
Not sure if such a place would be sublime
Might cost more than a dime
As long as it didnt house a mime
wouldn't be good during a tornado either
Deleteor any kind of inclement weather! haha.
Yeah anything like that and your toast
DeleteHurricane if they lived near the coast
haha, these are great, the commentary for each even better. The dog in the dishwasher has to be my favorite. It is eww, but funny eww… Thanks.
ReplyDeleteLol yeah funny to see eww
DeleteBut not so funny for it to happen to me or you
I showed my GF the first two pics and since she's an avid animal lover....she LOL'd like crazy.
ReplyDeleteA crazy lol because of the pics
DeleteI guess something can be said for showing pics of hicks haha
We used to have a push reel mower--I want that bike! It would definitely have made mowing the lawn more interesting. LOL.
ReplyDeleteLol yup way more interesting to use
DeleteAlthough for some it might confuse
dafaq i hope that door bell isnt a stuffed dog :/
ReplyDeleteNope just a deer
DeleteBut still strikes fear
You are, as always, too funny.:)
ReplyDeleteRain, snow or sunny
DeleteI try to be funny
Pat, these are clever pics
ReplyDeletereusing is helpful in the mix
my favorite is dishwasher with dog
good photo for a monologue.
Hope your Sunday
is a very fun day.
You've shared the best,
now take a rest.
Rest is all i can do
DeleteHere at my zoo
And yep the pics are fun
Just had to be done
Those are great pictures. And that doorbell would not be used by me. lol
ReplyDeleteNone want to use the bell
DeleteI guess it is nasty as hell haha
lol that door bell would certainly stop unwanted callers!
ReplyDeleteHaha yep scare them away
DeleteWith such a display
Great pics :) you made me smile :)
ReplyDeleteAlways nice to get a smile
DeleteAs i go the rhyming mile
Haha. What kind of nutcases think of these things? That deer butt door bell is especially charming.
ReplyDeleteYeah it is ever so charming
DeleteThat any door ringer will find it alarming
LMAO @ the bus under the ground!!! How long did that bus have to sit there for everything to grow around it like that? hahahaha Who thinks of these things?!
ReplyDeleteLOL god knows how long it was there
DeleteMaybe they dug the hole already at their lair
Hahaha - most of these look like they should start with: You may be a readneck if... :o)
ReplyDeletehaha yep pretty much
DeleteAs any who use are rednecks at least by a touch
It looks rather random to day. I like that dogs anus though, real classy.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah real classy
DeleteSure to make all a little sassy
Get out of that beer box cat
ReplyDeleteyou don't belong in there
it doesn't even fit you
But it is fun to try
DeleteAnd get stuck in there, no lie
I have so slammed at work I have not had time to read all my fav blogs - I've missed your madness!! Love the doorbell - ewwww! And def want a planter like that. Gives new meaning to "don't shit on your own doorstep"!
ReplyDeleteSucks that work is a pain
DeleteAll have been on that train
LOL yeah new meaning indeed
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