A Thrown Bone Will Get A dVerse Groan!

Sometimes don't you just wish you can throw something dVerse at someones head that has just caused you dread? If you say no you are a liar or you have already lit such a fire. But we all show restrain from boarding such a train because that could be bad and jail time could be had. Pat still snaps elastics off at work and hits one or two giving off a smirk. So things can be done and it could turn out fun.

Throw a cup or throw a bone,
It will surely cause a moan.
That would hurt,
And blood may spurt.

So reframe from that,
Or you could be a dead cat.
Best case have to not drop the soap,
For being such a dope.

Instead throw a pickle,
That would surely just tickle.
Throw a balloon,
Maybe with some water at the baffoon.

A pair of dirty underwear?
Wear gloves at your lair.
A paper airplane,
Would surely never pop a vein.

Maybe pull a Gambit
And throw some cards with your fit.
All fifty two,
With a joker and the rules card too.

A losing lottery ticket,
As a way to picket.
Could be a win win,
As losing is such a sin.

A pringle can full of poo?
Scratch that, as that would be eww.
Plus that would hurt too,
And a smell would come due.

Always some nerf stuff,
Or something with fluff.
Like a little teddy bear.
But then they may think you care.

So never throw it at a creeper,
Or you may have to dig deeper.
And throw them out the door,
Before things become that of creeper lore.

Could throw a flip flop,
The end of a mop,
Or a bird feather.
Might go far if there is stormy weather.

A snowball works too.
But those things only come due,
Once a year,
And they can hurt I fear.

Some deodarant if they stink,
But that could hurt and turn them pink.
Better off sitting that on their table,
Attached to a cable.

Then give it a yank,
And smack them with something rank.
Like a Newfie cod fish.
When you kiss it you can make a wish.

Bleh! That is something not for me.
Plus you can only get there by crossing a sea.
Or an ocean,
But it would still cause an commotion.

So there are options for all,
Rather than making a shelf fall.
That just means your are evil indeed.
Go get a shrink and take heed.

But elastics are fun,
As Pat does that a ton.
Just don't aim anything high,
Or pop goes an eye.

There we go. Now you can throw. Whether it be a pickle or a snow ball. You have plenty of options at your hall. Good luck as you chuck and I hope you don't get a what the duck. For that could lead to bad things at your wings. So before who you decide to make them kiss the newfie wannabe bass, remember not to blame my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.