In Order To Make Them Go Away Here Is What You Say!

The cat thought he would have some fun and since they are done in rhyme when spun, why not give some spells a go and they were such fun to do at my show. So to stop a person who is one of these repeat these lines and you will do more than wish fleas on their knees. Or to turn something good and grand some of these can also lend a hand.

1. Hacker Tracker

Hack a little hack a lot,
Hit the button and you will rot.
Off goes your fingers, off goes your toes.
And your eyeballs will be eaten by crows.

2. Groovie Movie

Rid the plastic, rid the flash.
Make it less about the cash.
Forget the ego, forget the nut.
Don't hire those who talk out their butt.

3. Worker Lurker

A mole on your eye,
Joined by the buzzing of a fly.
With such a noisy pitch,
You begin to twitch and itch.

4. Flapper Trapper

From within a bad wiener
The lips grow numb from cleaner.
Out drops the drool,
Now you're nothing but a fool.

5. Lovey Dovey

Wish as you sit,
In some dank pit.
No hope for you,
Sorry but it's true.

6. Claim Fame

A star on the sidewalk,
May be out of stock.
But with these words,
You'll be mauled by herds.

7. Clean Scene

With a little spray,
Lose the germ display.
To extend such reach,
Add a little bleach

8. Sleep Deep

To be out like a light,
You must lose your sight.
Now don't stammer,
As down comes the hammer.

9. Runny Money

A bag full of dough,
A cart to collect the over flow.
All in your path,
If one can do the math.

10. Rhyme Time

With a pound of sand,
From any old land.
You too will be in your prime,
Even if you are plugged up for a time.

Now you know what to do if one of these is bothering you. Except for number five of course. But with it you may find a horse. That could be great too right? Imagining sleeping with that at night. Before the gutter erupts onto the grass I will leave you spell binded over my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.