I'm going to let you in on a secret though, as you all wonder why the cat has a fascination with poo at his show. Yes, the pringle cans are fun and throwing them at nasty humans like Penguin Man must be done. But it was because the cat was christianed, babtised, thrown into water of some sort, whatever you wish to call it at my court. And what water was it? Well look below to see what Cassie did at our pit.
See! She tried to drown me. She tried to flush me down the loo and that is just one of the first things she tried to do. So the cat was re-born from the thing that takes away your crap. Now you know why I always take such a lap. And why do I bring this up now? For it is once more time to wow. As children's book number four is finally taking the release tour.
That is right. It is about the adventures Cassie and I had while I tried to make her see the light. For no one can ignore my oh so fun self forever. I am far far too clever. As you can see, with book number four from me. Also with Wayman Publishing too. Oh that is such fun to have come due. So as you can see above you can show the cat some love. For book number four is for sale with the rest and it does pass the rhyming test. So beware when you come to trespass as Cassie may have a fit and flush you like she did to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.