Wednesday, July 11, 2012

No One Can Neglect Little Old Me Not Even Cassie!

So when the cat came to pass and was flown to bush number three before I knew I was a little rhyming ass, there was already a cat here and Cassie, ie Miss Priss, hated my little rhyming rear. I came up to her with glee and all she did was hiss and bat me. Her eyes were so wide with hate I thought death would be my fate. She did not like me one bit and had quite the fit.

I'm going to let you in on a secret though, as you all wonder why the cat has a fascination with poo at his show. Yes, the pringle cans are fun and throwing them at nasty humans like Penguin Man must be done. But it was because the cat was christianed, babtised, thrown into water of some sort, whatever you wish to call it at my court. And what water was it? Well look below to see what Cassie did at our pit.



See! She tried to drown me. She tried to flush me down the loo and that is just one of the first things she tried to do. So the cat was re-born from the thing that takes away your crap. Now you know why I always take such a lap. And why do I bring this up now? For it is once more time to wow. As children's book number four is finally taking the release tour.



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That is right. It is about the adventures Cassie and I had while I tried to make her see the light. For no one can ignore my oh so fun self forever. I am far far too clever. As you can see, with book number four from me. Also with Wayman Publishing too. Oh that is such fun to have come due. So as you can see above you can show the cat some love. For book number four is for sale with the rest and it does pass the rhyming test. So beware when you come to trespass as Cassie may have a fit and flush you like she did to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

92 comments:

  1. I want this so much Pat, hopefully it's a roving success, that would surely impress.

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    1. Yes that would be grand
      And increase the ego at my land

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    2. pfft, cat, as if you don't already have it in the size of Mt Everest!

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    3. Well bigger is always better right?
      So let it even more take flight

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    4. won't argue on the size, cat!

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    5. No argument from you
      That is a first to come due

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    6. It's not the sie of the wave boys, it's the motion of the ocean. Just sayin....

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    7. Umm didn't you go on about size matters in some post a while back
      Over there at your crazy shack haha

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  2. woot congrats on the new book, one flush is all it took, oh my that silly cat, trying to give you the dirt nap, and down the loo with the poo, glad you survived...whoopty doo!

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    1. Yeah the cat came through
      Being flushed in the loo
      And a whoopdi doo
      Is always welcome on cue

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  3. Big congratulations! I had a look on Amazon and it looks great!

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    1. Thanks for the look
      And visit to my nook

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  4. This is the kind of potty humor my boys would enjoy. :)

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    1. Well potty humor comes due
      As well as the tp that get flushed down the loo haha

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  5. you did not just put a loo in my blogroll, cat you naughty Pat!
    How many copies of the book each of us get for being here every day despite the hardships of modern society and economy crises?

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    1. LMAO I knew you'd love that
      But it shows off the cat
      Pfft the cat charges the allaince double
      Or gives them a ton and buries them in rubble

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    2. you do pay people to take your book, yes?

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    3. Only if they sell 1000 copies for me
      Then I'll pay with glee

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    4. Wait, what? You charge us double? No fair cat! Just when I was feeling sorry for you almost getting drown in the loo.

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    5. LOL pfft the cat just came out wet
      I could charge double or nothing if you want to bet? haha

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    6. I don't bet felines - they are not trustworthy...

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    7. LOL well we aren't a loan shark
      And promise not to leave too much of a mark

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    8. no, no, Elsie, you didn't get it - the cat will pay us double to take his books (we shall burn after that, naturally)

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    9. This one has been banned in Canada already. The Canadians are so ashamed they are claiming that the Cat is really from Alaska and just infiltrated Canada to try to bring it down.

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    10. Well the joke is on you
      For they will burn blue
      And bring forth the rains of Noah's lore
      And you will be drowned forever more

      Pfft Alaska would be the last place I would go
      To cold there that all should know

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    11. yep, I heard it too, Celine Dion spoke in the name of the Canadian government saying how the nation is sorry for such publication within their borders....

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    12. Pfft no one listens to that wind bag
      Soon she'll be an old plastic faced hag hahaha

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    13. but her heart will still go on, cat.... :)

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    14. Not if she sinks with the titanic like the rest
      Then I'll gladly put that heart thing to the test

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  6. Congratulation thee,
    I will be singing from the tree
    about book you let us see!
    tura-lux-tee-tee-pi...:)

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    1. Hope many hear
      And come for the cheer
      Getting into gear
      Oh dear

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  7. Congratulations on the new book. Hope it's a success.

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    1. That is the hope too
      Then more will come into view

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  8. I almost had to hold back a tear of sorrow
    then I remembered about tomorrow
    Now I'm glad Cassie threw you in the loo
    and you came out reeking of poo
    You deserved it for being so mean to her
    we females want peace and calm and then we'll purr.

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    1. LOL what? You don't think I'll be nice?
      You think tomorrow will have spice?
      Hmmm maybe an eyeball chewing down some mice?
      Cassie still makes me pay the price

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    2. I have no doubt you'll be full of venom!
      I'd rhyme some more but brain is achin' (that kinda rhymes right?) LOL

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    3. Ummm errr ummm no
      You have no rhyming flow

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    4. My rhymes will
      flow with
      the fits I'll throw
      like poo
      at your place
      and even at
      your face
      if you dare
      at your lair
      to harass or
      give sass
      to one
      such as Elsie.

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    5. LOL well tomorrow
      You may be filled with sorrow
      For she will be harassed with glee
      By little old me

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  9. Bought the book, congrats, better be no pringle can poo in that. I need to read it to kids tonite. :)
    I may be flickering till end of July - vacation and workload and summer.
    And yesterday I flipped in my bike and got hurt in knee but ok, the SUV was driving pretty slow I am good.

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    1. Damn you too?
      I think blogger is cursed between me and you
      Everyone seems to be getting fecked up
      Glad you are okay though and it's only a little hiccup
      Thanks for the buy too
      And no there is tp and a loo
      But no pringle can
      They might sue me and not be a fan haha

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    2. Sorry to hear about the bike accident, MaMTC!! Feel better!

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    3. Don't console on my blog
      I am the comment hog
      Not you
      So shoo hahaha

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    4. I just cant use my knees for a while, doesnt matter, I wont be needing that though I am a straight ;-)

      Thank you Elsie and hit a snooze on this cat for me.

      My kids loved your cat. "Mommy, read it again, read it again" :)

      Comment hog who hates consoling. hmmm.

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    5. Glad they enjoyed it
      And it was a hit

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  10. Congrats on the new book! Hopefully this one will be a big success!

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    1. Hopefully one will be
      And then more can come to my sea

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  11. Ahh, how exciting!!!!! #4?? You're really popping them out, aren't you?? lol That's too funny that's how the cat came to love poop in a pringle can. I almost peed laughing at that!

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    1. LOL yep popping them out
      I read it as pooping the first time in your comment shout hahaha
      Either works I suppose
      And yep that is why the cat has poo in the pringle can woes

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  12. What nice Cassie in the loo :)))) You love the loo Pat LOL
    Sounds funny, you made the draws Pat?

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    1. Yeah the loo I'm obsessed with I guess
      And no it was not me as I can't draw I will confess

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  13. If that cat hid in the toilet bowl, we'd have a bestseller:
    "Agony From Below" by Claude Bahls.

    Sorry no rhyme.
    There just isn't time.
    For it's my birthday, old chap,
    and I could use a nap.

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    1. well, happy birthday, Al
      hope your day is swell! :)

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    2. Wow that was creative to use
      And you didn't abuse
      Must be old age
      Hope your day is all the rage

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  14. Oh, that Cassie is so clever
    in her sibling-ending endeavors!
    Glad she finally came around
    and thinks you're so profound.
    You two make a great team
    especially causing Drazin some steam.

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    1. Mentioned the loud mouth baffoon the first time
      Too bad blogger thought you were spam with your rhyme

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  15. Oh, that Cassie is so clever
    in her sibling-ending endeavors!
    But I'm glad she came around
    and a better team cannot be found.

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    1. Yeah she came around after 6 months or so
      And finally accepted my rhyming flow

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    2. And how fun to have book number four
      all published at your door!
      Love the way her drawing came out
      showing her spots and cute little pout!

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    3. Yeah to have four done is grand
      Just wish I had a working hand
      Then novel five and six would be long done too
      Oh well, guess it will be orlin and the loo haha

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  16. Put a cat in the loo is something I would do!
    I like dogs myself so if I bought this book it would sit on a shelf!
    But congrats on another book, It might be worth a look!

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    1. One day a dog may come
      As it sniffs some bum
      But who knows
      As all kinds of creatures shows

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  17. Man I remember falling off my bike last summer, road rash all up my legs and arms makes showering dreadful

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    1. Ouch indeed
      Sure you did bleed

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    2. I did that when I was 7. I went down a hill turned and slid with the bike across the pavement. Got a black eye and beat-up face. Wear a helmet is all I can say, because I sure didn't.

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    3. I fell over sideways when I was small
      Thankfully I had a helmet so my hea bounced off the roa like a ball

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  18. Wooo hooo...congrats on another book you! :) Hope it's a runaway success. :) Cats always do what cats do best.

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    1. Yeah sleep, eat and poo
      Then cause a ruckus when you aren't around to view

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  19. Congratulations Cat and I sincerely hope that your books become a success. It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

    I know that's two complimentary comments in two days. But these shrooms I've been doing, are having a strange effect on me.....

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    1. Well here is hoping they do
      Then tons more can come into view
      That is my only goal
      To get many many more and go on a roll
      Shrooms you say?
      If it takes away pain send some my way haha

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    2. I bought her shrooms from Petsy, who was hiding some birds underneath them :)

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    3. Figures, as she has plenty of cat poo to make them grow
      Over at her show

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  20. Congrats to you, Pat
    Making known of Cassie
    Looks a lovable pet
    Adorable and sassy
    Does the loo by itself
    That's intelligence
    Saved one the hassle
    Of clearing the pan

    Hank

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    1. Oh yes, Cassie thinks she run the joint
      And Orlin gets that point
      Still I'd rather clean the pan
      As of cats using the can I'm not a fan haha

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  21. omg--LOL! Pat, how could your cat flush you down the loo? You should teach her to use the toilet. That's what you should do! Then you'll get doubly richer. No more wetness and no scooping litter!

    Holy crap! Look what I did! :D

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    1. Then they may pee on the seat
      And that would not be neat
      Damn you were really on a roll
      As holy crap surely took a stroll haha

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  22. Congratulations, Pat!
    You are really prolific with your books!
    Way to go!

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    1. Let's hope they grow
      And tons more show

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  23. This is such a cute book. The kids and I love it! :-)

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    1. Glad it's liked in you land
      Always great to hear it is grand

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  24. Good Job Dear! i enjoyed seeing it,

    Mwaks!


    If you have a minute, please check out my blog and follow me if you liked it. I'll appreciate it so much! Thanks!


    Blow a Rainbow

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    1. Yeah sure I'll get right on that
      After I go use the litterbox at my mat

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  25. I just ordered a paper copy to share with my cat-loving grandkids. Excellent job, Pat!

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    1. Thanks a ton
      Hopefully they find it fun

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  26. Nice trailer of sorts, definitely unique as I don't think I've ever seen a book preview done in such the way, very cool here at your bay.

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    1. Yeah the cat has to be unique at his sea
      Don't want to be boring at bush number three

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  27. sounds like a fun book!!!!! anything relating to that topic usually interests kids :) especially when there's a cute pet involved :)

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    1. Yeah kids get obsessed with the loo
      And had to throw in a cat or two

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  28. Your children's books look fun. Congrats on the release.

    .......dhole

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    1. Yep another one done
      Always such fun

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