I'm going to let you in on a secret though, as you all wonder why the cat has a fascination with poo at his show. Yes, the pringle cans are fun and throwing them at nasty humans like Penguin Man must be done. But it was because the cat was christianed, babtised, thrown into water of some sort, whatever you wish to call it at my court. And what water was it? Well look below to see what Cassie did at our pit.
See! She tried to drown me. She tried to flush me down the loo and that is just one of the first things she tried to do. So the cat was re-born from the thing that takes away your crap. Now you know why I always take such a lap. And why do I bring this up now? For it is once more time to wow. As children's book number four is finally taking the release tour.
PRINT VERSION
AMAZON
CREATESPACE
E-BOOK VERSION
AMAZON KINDLE
PDF
That is right. It is about the adventures Cassie and I had while I tried to make her see the light. For no one can ignore my oh so fun self forever. I am far far too clever. As you can see, with book number four from me. Also with Wayman Publishing too. Oh that is such fun to have come due. So as you can see above you can show the cat some love. For book number four is for sale with the rest and it does pass the rhyming test. So beware when you come to trespass as Cassie may have a fit and flush you like she did to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
I want this so much Pat, hopefully it's a roving success, that would surely impress.
ReplyDeleteYes that would be grand
DeleteAnd increase the ego at my land
pfft, cat, as if you don't already have it in the size of Mt Everest!
DeleteWell bigger is always better right?
DeleteSo let it even more take flight
won't argue on the size, cat!
DeleteNo argument from you
DeleteThat is a first to come due
It's not the sie of the wave boys, it's the motion of the ocean. Just sayin....
DeleteUmm didn't you go on about size matters in some post a while back
DeleteOver there at your crazy shack haha
woot congrats on the new book, one flush is all it took, oh my that silly cat, trying to give you the dirt nap, and down the loo with the poo, glad you survived...whoopty doo!
ReplyDeleteYeah the cat came through
DeleteBeing flushed in the loo
And a whoopdi doo
Is always welcome on cue
Big congratulations! I had a look on Amazon and it looks great!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the look
DeleteAnd visit to my nook
This is the kind of potty humor my boys would enjoy. :)
ReplyDeleteWell potty humor comes due
DeleteAs well as the tp that get flushed down the loo haha
you did not just put a loo in my blogroll, cat you naughty Pat!
ReplyDeleteHow many copies of the book each of us get for being here every day despite the hardships of modern society and economy crises?
LMAO I knew you'd love that
DeleteBut it shows off the cat
Pfft the cat charges the allaince double
Or gives them a ton and buries them in rubble
you do pay people to take your book, yes?
DeleteOnly if they sell 1000 copies for me
DeleteThen I'll pay with glee
Wait, what? You charge us double? No fair cat! Just when I was feeling sorry for you almost getting drown in the loo.
DeleteLOL pfft the cat just came out wet
DeleteI could charge double or nothing if you want to bet? haha
I don't bet felines - they are not trustworthy...
DeleteLOL well we aren't a loan shark
DeleteAnd promise not to leave too much of a mark
no, no, Elsie, you didn't get it - the cat will pay us double to take his books (we shall burn after that, naturally)
DeleteThis one has been banned in Canada already. The Canadians are so ashamed they are claiming that the Cat is really from Alaska and just infiltrated Canada to try to bring it down.
DeleteWell the joke is on you
DeleteFor they will burn blue
And bring forth the rains of Noah's lore
And you will be drowned forever more
Pfft Alaska would be the last place I would go
To cold there that all should know
yep, I heard it too, Celine Dion spoke in the name of the Canadian government saying how the nation is sorry for such publication within their borders....
DeletePfft no one listens to that wind bag
DeleteSoon she'll be an old plastic faced hag hahaha
but her heart will still go on, cat.... :)
DeleteNot if she sinks with the titanic like the rest
DeleteThen I'll gladly put that heart thing to the test
Congratulation thee,
ReplyDeleteI will be singing from the tree
about book you let us see!
tura-lux-tee-tee-pi...:)
Hope many hear
DeleteAnd come for the cheer
Getting into gear
Oh dear
Congratulations on the new book. Hope it's a success.
ReplyDeleteThat is the hope too
DeleteThen more will come into view
I almost had to hold back a tear of sorrow
ReplyDeletethen I remembered about tomorrow
Now I'm glad Cassie threw you in the loo
and you came out reeking of poo
You deserved it for being so mean to her
we females want peace and calm and then we'll purr.
LOL what? You don't think I'll be nice?
DeleteYou think tomorrow will have spice?
Hmmm maybe an eyeball chewing down some mice?
Cassie still makes me pay the price
I have no doubt you'll be full of venom!
DeleteI'd rhyme some more but brain is achin' (that kinda rhymes right?) LOL
Ummm errr ummm no
DeleteYou have no rhyming flow
My rhymes will
Deleteflow with
the fits I'll throw
like poo
at your place
and even at
your face
if you dare
at your lair
to harass or
give sass
to one
such as Elsie.
LOL well tomorrow
DeleteYou may be filled with sorrow
For she will be harassed with glee
By little old me
Bought the book, congrats, better be no pringle can poo in that. I need to read it to kids tonite. :)
ReplyDeleteI may be flickering till end of July - vacation and workload and summer.
And yesterday I flipped in my bike and got hurt in knee but ok, the SUV was driving pretty slow I am good.
Damn you too?
DeleteI think blogger is cursed between me and you
Everyone seems to be getting fecked up
Glad you are okay though and it's only a little hiccup
Thanks for the buy too
And no there is tp and a loo
But no pringle can
They might sue me and not be a fan haha
Sorry to hear about the bike accident, MaMTC!! Feel better!
DeleteDon't console on my blog
DeleteI am the comment hog
Not you
So shoo hahaha
I just cant use my knees for a while, doesnt matter, I wont be needing that though I am a straight ;-)
DeleteThank you Elsie and hit a snooze on this cat for me.
My kids loved your cat. "Mommy, read it again, read it again" :)
Comment hog who hates consoling. hmmm.
Glad they enjoyed it
DeleteAnd it was a hit
Congrats!
ReplyDeleteThanks for that
DeleteFrom the cat
Congrats on the new book! Hopefully this one will be a big success!
ReplyDeleteHopefully one will be
DeleteAnd then more can come to my sea
Ahh, how exciting!!!!! #4?? You're really popping them out, aren't you?? lol That's too funny that's how the cat came to love poop in a pringle can. I almost peed laughing at that!
ReplyDeleteLOL yep popping them out
DeleteI read it as pooping the first time in your comment shout hahaha
Either works I suppose
And yep that is why the cat has poo in the pringle can woes
What nice Cassie in the loo :)))) You love the loo Pat LOL
ReplyDeleteSounds funny, you made the draws Pat?
Yeah the loo I'm obsessed with I guess
DeleteAnd no it was not me as I can't draw I will confess
If that cat hid in the toilet bowl, we'd have a bestseller:
ReplyDelete"Agony From Below" by Claude Bahls.
Sorry no rhyme.
There just isn't time.
For it's my birthday, old chap,
and I could use a nap.
well, happy birthday, Al
Deletehope your day is swell! :)
Wow that was creative to use
DeleteAnd you didn't abuse
Must be old age
Hope your day is all the rage
Oh, that Cassie is so clever
ReplyDeletein her sibling-ending endeavors!
Glad she finally came around
and thinks you're so profound.
You two make a great team
especially causing Drazin some steam.
Mentioned the loud mouth baffoon the first time
DeleteToo bad blogger thought you were spam with your rhyme
Oh, that Cassie is so clever
ReplyDeletein her sibling-ending endeavors!
But I'm glad she came around
and a better team cannot be found.
Yeah she came around after 6 months or so
DeleteAnd finally accepted my rhyming flow
And how fun to have book number four
Deleteall published at your door!
Love the way her drawing came out
showing her spots and cute little pout!
Yeah to have four done is grand
DeleteJust wish I had a working hand
Then novel five and six would be long done too
Oh well, guess it will be orlin and the loo haha
Put a cat in the loo is something I would do!
ReplyDeleteI like dogs myself so if I bought this book it would sit on a shelf!
But congrats on another book, It might be worth a look!
One day a dog may come
DeleteAs it sniffs some bum
But who knows
As all kinds of creatures shows
Man I remember falling off my bike last summer, road rash all up my legs and arms makes showering dreadful
ReplyDeleteOuch indeed
DeleteSure you did bleed
I did that when I was 7. I went down a hill turned and slid with the bike across the pavement. Got a black eye and beat-up face. Wear a helmet is all I can say, because I sure didn't.
DeleteI fell over sideways when I was small
DeleteThankfully I had a helmet so my hea bounced off the roa like a ball
Wooo hooo...congrats on another book you! :) Hope it's a runaway success. :) Cats always do what cats do best.
ReplyDeleteYeah sleep, eat and poo
DeleteThen cause a ruckus when you aren't around to view
Congratulations Cat and I sincerely hope that your books become a success. It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
ReplyDeleteI know that's two complimentary comments in two days. But these shrooms I've been doing, are having a strange effect on me.....
Well here is hoping they do
DeleteThen tons more can come into view
That is my only goal
To get many many more and go on a roll
Shrooms you say?
If it takes away pain send some my way haha
I bought her shrooms from Petsy, who was hiding some birds underneath them :)
DeleteFigures, as she has plenty of cat poo to make them grow
DeleteOver at her show
Congrats to you, Pat
ReplyDeleteMaking known of Cassie
Looks a lovable pet
Adorable and sassy
Does the loo by itself
That's intelligence
Saved one the hassle
Of clearing the pan
Hank
Oh yes, Cassie thinks she run the joint
DeleteAnd Orlin gets that point
Still I'd rather clean the pan
As of cats using the can I'm not a fan haha
omg--LOL! Pat, how could your cat flush you down the loo? You should teach her to use the toilet. That's what you should do! Then you'll get doubly richer. No more wetness and no scooping litter!
ReplyDeleteHoly crap! Look what I did! :D
Then they may pee on the seat
DeleteAnd that would not be neat
Damn you were really on a roll
As holy crap surely took a stroll haha
Congratulations, Pat!
ReplyDeleteYou are really prolific with your books!
Way to go!
Let's hope they grow
DeleteAnd tons more show
This is such a cute book. The kids and I love it! :-)
ReplyDeleteGlad it's liked in you land
DeleteAlways great to hear it is grand
Good Job Dear! i enjoyed seeing it,
ReplyDeleteMwaks!
If you have a minute, please check out my blog and follow me if you liked it. I'll appreciate it so much! Thanks!
Blow a Rainbow
Yeah sure I'll get right on that
DeleteAfter I go use the litterbox at my mat
I just ordered a paper copy to share with my cat-loving grandkids. Excellent job, Pat!
ReplyDeleteThanks a ton
DeleteHopefully they find it fun
Nice trailer of sorts, definitely unique as I don't think I've ever seen a book preview done in such the way, very cool here at your bay.
ReplyDeleteYeah the cat has to be unique at his sea
DeleteDon't want to be boring at bush number three
sounds like a fun book!!!!! anything relating to that topic usually interests kids :) especially when there's a cute pet involved :)
ReplyDeleteYeah kids get obsessed with the loo
DeleteAnd had to throw in a cat or two
Your children's books look fun. Congrats on the release.
ReplyDelete.......dhole
Yep another one done
DeleteAlways such fun