One Of A Kind For Your Behind!

This crap keeps finding me, no pun intended at my sea. But it seems on the drive to that other place something came in front of the cat's face. As I peered from that cage, which you know I do not think is all the rage, I saw a sign that acted like it was all divine. I will tell you what it said but for one part you will have to use your head. "The World's Only _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Museum" is what was on display. I already gave you one hint at my bay. So now let's do a few more to see if you can get the missing word at my shore.

Whether warm or cold,
It's worth more than gold.
At least at a certain point,
Otherwise may get your nose out of joint.

Requires some other stuff,
Leaves can be rather rough.
A hover may come due,
For many with ocd too.

Some boards make up the side,
They aren't very wide.
Or very clean.
Pretty much obscene.

One and all,
Can hear nature's call.
From all around,
Each and every sound.

Can save time,
With such grime.
If you are in a rush,
For you don't have to flush.

If it is cold,
I am told.
You can't shit or get off the pot,
For you get stuck to the rot.

I bet you know by now.
If not take a bow.
For you are special indeed,
But in case you are in need.

I will give you the word,
As you may find it absurd.
But I swear it is true,
This came into my view.

The World's Only Outhouse Museum!
Sure beats a coliseum.
Who wants to go to the Eiffel Tower,
Or watch some northern light shower?

When you can go to a museum dedicated to the outhouse.
I never knew it was so close.
People should come from far and wide.
To take in the outhouse museum with pride!

So is it the world's only one or has a tall tale been spun? Would you even want to boast about such a thing? How can it add any relevance to your wing? Oh this is just so very sad. But I'm sure a fun time would be had. Besides if you eat some bad bass and pass more than gas you'll have plenty of places to go and don't forget to thank my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.