So the cat has been spying on Pat and watching as he packs up things around our mat. I guess that means he is trying to move and ruin my groove. But then I guess a bigger place would be grand, as the place we are in now resides in the likes of strat hole land. Then it could be worse, could be a cardboard box so I won't curse. But the cat has yet to have to move one bit for it seems nothing quite does it.
One is by a pond,
So it's price goes to infinity and beyond.
Another doesn't want cats,
Not even pet rats.
One more is gone,
Oops, too slow at our lawn.
Some are months away,
Others actually have rat poo on display.
That is no joke,
Along with some guy offering a toke.
Of what I was afraid to ask,
To live there you'd need a gas mask.
Cheap and one of a kind,
Has plenty of room to run for my behind.
Did I mention there was a shooting there the other day?
Wouldn't you love to make that place your new bay?
Another looks sketchy,
As the roof was kind of stretchy.
Or saggy it could be,
Pfft, thought they could fool me.
A few were great,
Although if they were your fate.
You'd have to work 24/7 to afford,
At least you'd never be bored.
Lots more crap,
All over the map.
One hole deserves another I suppose,
As looking just curls my toes.
Nasty carpet too,
All the germs that could ensue.
Plus a hairball be harder to clean,
So we skip that scene.
Always such a pain,
Searching for a new lane.
But picky I suppose is good,
So no place comes with rotten wood.
Wish it would move quick,
And something would click.
But until then fun will be had,
Searching about with all the nut jobs in front of that Pat lad.
And so Bush Number Three remains in place at our current strat hole of a space until Pat's search is through and we bid this hole adieu. The cat will have to suffer through the heat but will never admit defeat for I'm descendent from Africa too. So this heat I can live through. Be nice when we find some new grass to rest my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteHank
One once more
DeleteAt my shore
Things sure aren't that good
ReplyDeleteHunting for a place isn't neat
It gets on the the nasty mood
They had seen were just sick
Things beginning to get hard
Must think of something smart
Hank
Yeah best to avoid it when one can too
DeleteAs it is all true
Such a pain in the ass
Not to be too crass haha
Like a place from C.S.I,
ReplyDeletewhere you go to die.......
Yes so best avoid
DeleteAnd be a little paranoid
smiles. moving is something i have done quite a few times, and can be fun, but packing and unpacking can be sour as limes, i hope he finds just the right place for a cat like yourself, where you can sit in the chair or laze on the shelf...fun to dream of where it might be, then go see...
ReplyDeleteYeah I have done it more times than I want to count too
DeleteSome places have just been ewww
Not fun at all to pack and un pack
But I'm so used to it I can be ready to go in an hour or so at my shack
Moving can be fun, from an mansion to a slum. I'd much rather live in Compton than be brought up like a bum.
ReplyDeleteI hope that cat enjoys his move and moves on and finds his groove.
We shall see what he thinks
DeleteIf I find more than finks
Or ones that cost a strat load
Making me need a golden toad
Good luck with the searching ~ I hope you find something that will fit everyone's bill (including the cats) ~
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday Pat ~
As long as I avoid fleas
DeleteThe cats aren't too hard to please haha
It's not an easy thing to do,
ReplyDeleteHope you find one you want to move in to!
Nope not easy at all
DeleteHopefully will find a new stall
I haven't moved since I was 2
ReplyDeleteI guess it's long overdue
Really? Damn that is long.
DeleteYou need to move to hong kong haha
Moving can be fun:
ReplyDeletenew people, new stories,
new cats and juicy rats -
Imagine this picture
and blue mood will gone!
Yeah that is true
DeleteJust a good one has to come due
Maybe I won't maybe I will
Either way I'll have my fill
see if even you find some nice shaded grass to chill....you never rest! I don't think it's biologically possible for you to stop rhyming/spewing movie trivia. it just isn't!
ReplyDeleteYeah both of those are hard to stop for me
DeleteEspecailly the movie
As I can rhyme that too
And many more will come due
A sagging roof did you say?
ReplyDeleteWas Marmalade on patrol at that bay? hahaha.
When you find the right place and move out the door
will you call the new place Bush #4?
Hmmm is he that fat
DeleteTo make the roof sag like that? hahaha
Hmmm bush number four it could be
Maybe it will have a bigger tush than three haha
I guess if all 9 got on top
Deleteit might sag a lot! ha.
a bigger tush
or more buns on your bush?
multiple cracks
to hide during attacks?
lol...
Yeah that would make it sag
DeleteAs they play tag
Hmmm multiple cracks you say
I may have to use that one some day haha
or maybe they're just holograms
Deleteand the extra cracks are just a sham.
lol
I'll still be here daily to say hello
wouldn't want to blow my perfect record, you know.
Yeah knew you couldn't quit 100%
DeleteAnd I will surely be around to vent
Just taking it easy for a week
To make this back/neck/arm crap go up the creek
At least I hope so
And will get a new bed finally tomorrow at my show
A week to flop around a bit
Deletethat's the best vacation...just rest and sit
Sure hope that helps your aches and pains
and a new bed surely has it's gains.
Are the chicken nuggets getting boring?
Does the apple juice have you snoring?
Yeah let's hope it makes them go
DeleteFor this is beyond aggravating at my show
They are boring indeed
But feel way better on them at my feed
So who knows
We'll see how it goes
Whatever you do,
ReplyDeleteAvoid the rat poo.
Good luck as you seek
A home for the keep.
xoRobyn
Yeah that is what I'll do
DeleteFor that rat poo is uber ewww
Hope you find the best
ReplyDeleteOne to pass Cat's test!
Good lluck!
Yeah quite the pain
DeleteBy the time I find one I'll be using a cane haha
Hope you find just the right place! Good luck with the move.
ReplyDeleteYeah not moving until when/if I find one
DeleteThen I'll give moving a run
I dont like pack and unpack but hope you find a nice place:)
ReplyDeleteYeah that is the worst
DeleteWho knows but still had to give it a burst
Aww...I hope you find a place soon for your jive... and not a dive either :)
ReplyDeleteYeah a dive sucks
DeleteWay to many schmucks
And you rhymed once more
Here at my shore
Good luck finding a new space - hopefully one without rat poo and shootings all over the place!
ReplyDeleteBoth of those I'll skip
DeleteAs they are not hip
I wish you the best in finding some new digs. Ooo . . . rat pooh? Really?
ReplyDeleteYeah it was there
DeleteIn the for rent lair haha
You will find a great place real soon!! I just know it :) Everything happens for a reason. You're simply not finding anything because the perfect new home isn't free yet!!
ReplyDeleteHmmm I suppose that could be the case
DeleteI'll believe you as I still go through this rat race
I hate always being last
ReplyDeleteBut your comments are so vast
I want to be #1
That would be so much fun
Good luck with your move
Don't dare lose your groove
Best to move where there is no snow
That way the grass can grow
Oh I so wish I could go
DeleteWhere there is no show
That would be so nice
I'd say it twice
And #1 is hard to come by
But one day #1 you may spy
OOOOO good luck!!! never an easy feat. I always try to rhyme my comments but I'm not too successful at it :)
ReplyDeleteBut I'll give it a shot: I hope you find a nice home, save a lot of money when you don't roam.
Nope not easy at all
DeleteUnless you want one with rat poo down the hall haha
The rhyme worked well
Was just swell
moving process is never fun. Sure you get the excitement of a new pad, but for me, as with any large purchase, I always get that nauseous feeling in my gut, every time I think about the payments due, bigger places for a cat to roam, will take some time to know it all, but soon thereafter will call it home. Perhaps, when all is said and done, on that lawn you'll plant a gnome to rome, or you could get one of those old lady things stuck in the dirt, where she's bending over to all who's eyes unknowing flirt her upticked skirt as the pass, all the while, she's giving the lookiloo's time to kiss her… The boxes are not fun, nope, not at all, but the unpacking can be cool as you rearrange it all in your new place, and of course, w, a party must be set for the warming must then play.
ReplyDeleteLOL oh the old lady will have to come due
DeleteAnd I'll be sure to let all know the idea came from you haha
Yeah the payments really really suck
Leaving me with less than a buck
But we shall see
If one can't be found by me
Well at least you still don't live with your parents. I can't afford to move out.
ReplyDeleteWell that sucks too
DeleteBut at least a ton of dough isn't spent a month by you