Pick And Flick Is A Tad Sick!

The cat was on the search for someone to knock Tarsier Man away from my perch. As he takes up the time of the cat by making me recite his tales at my mat. So the cat searched far and wide and found someone with little pride. I think he may just do the trick and make Tarsier Man go into the woods and save no one but a hick. Here are the reasons why he'll make Tarsier Man cry.

He doesn't care if he has a hole for he always goes for the goal. Just look at that guy. His chin could win on the first try. Does his food go down there as he tries to swallow? Maybe his chin is really hollow.

Besides he has already picked and flicked his way across a world with loos. Now with that on his resume how can he lose?

He even makes a tree smile but being so vile and leaving some slime from his nose hanging there like the tree branch has toes. Or are they leaves? Either way I bet after he goes the tree grieves.

He even goes to the lair of those turtles with such flare. I guess it is a magic loo that sends him where ever he wishes to come due. He even gets points for going into the town's rusty joints.

He makes everyone open real wide, helping dentists far and wide. Anyone who helps a dentist is great, right? I bet by now you so want to see such a fight.

He even saves the weird and wacky without the need of a lacky. He just drops them on their head and hopes they don't wind up dead. What a way to save by sending them to an early grave.

Look at him frolic along and he doesn't even have a theme song. He just hops along with his boogers ready to go and picks and flicks as each bad guy decides to show.

He even works at night and climbs down from such a height. Look at that chin stretch. I bet he is just awesome at playing fetch.

Look at him blend in with the background. I bet he is never ever found. As he watches that snot drip. Boy, isn't this Booger Man hip?

And when all is said and done he cleans up just for fun. He just sticks all the trash in one spot and lets it sit there to rot. He even throws in some of his precious snot after twarting such an evil plot.

Doesn't Booger Man sound grand? Don't you want him at my land? Did you notice the sarcasm by me? As snot would surely mess with my OCD. I'll take eye popping nut job Tarsier Man, who I'm still not a fan, over this clown any day. But he was such fun to give a go at my bay. And so the snot has come to pass and thankfully, none got on my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.