Saturday, July 14, 2012

Pick And Flick Is A Tad Sick!

The cat was on the search for someone to knock Tarsier Man away from my perch. As he takes up the time of the cat by making me recite his tales at my mat. So the cat searched far and wide and found someone with little pride. I think he may just do the trick and make Tarsier Man go into the woods and save no one but a hick. Here are the reasons why he'll make Tarsier Man cry.


He doesn't care if he has a hole for he always goes for the goal. Just look at that guy. His chin could win on the first try. Does his food go down there as he tries to swallow? Maybe his chin is really hollow.


Besides he has already picked and flicked his way across a world with loos. Now with that on his resume how can he lose?


He even makes a tree smile but being so vile and leaving some slime from his nose hanging there like the tree branch has toes. Or are they leaves? Either way I bet after he goes the tree grieves.


He even goes to the lair of those turtles with such flare. I guess it is a magic loo that sends him where ever he wishes to come due. He even gets points for going into the town's rusty joints.


He makes everyone open real wide, helping dentists far and wide. Anyone who helps a dentist is great, right? I bet by now you so want to see such a fight.


He even saves the weird and wacky without the need of a lacky. He just drops them on their head and hopes they don't wind up dead. What a way to save by sending them to an early grave.


Look at him frolic along and he doesn't even have a theme song. He just hops along with his boogers ready to go and picks and flicks as each bad guy decides to show.



He even works at night and climbs down from such a height. Look at that chin stretch. I bet he is just awesome at playing fetch.

Look at him blend in with the background. I bet he is never ever found. As he watches that snot drip. Boy, isn't this Booger Man hip?



And when all is said and done he cleans up just for fun. He just sticks all the trash in one spot and lets it sit there to rot. He even throws in some of his precious snot after twarting such an evil plot.

Doesn't Booger Man sound grand? Don't you want him at my land? Did you notice the sarcasm by me? As snot would surely mess with my OCD. I'll take eye popping nut job Tarsier Man, who I'm still not a fan, over this clown any day. But he was such fun to give a go at my bay. And so the snot has come to pass and thankfully, none got on my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

67 comments:

  1. One!!!! I beat Brian today.
    Excited, what can I say!

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    1. Yeah the gawker has yet to come
      You will surely make him glum

      Pfft hail
      More like you wail

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    2. sadly sadly i got in late
      then up at dawn for a yard sale date
      so today i suck eggs from the back of the line
      it is fine
      no need to show my behind
      just wait and see what tomorrow you find...

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    3. LOL suck on those eggs
      Just don't try to put them in square holes like pegs

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    4. Oh Mary dear you are the best:)

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    5. Pfft just lucky
      But that too can be ducky

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  2. Look at all that mucus,
    worse than bloody fungus.

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    1. Yeah it could be
      Although fungus is still nasty

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  3. Let him take his day
    Boogerman, he's your catch
    Tasier Man blinks in dismay
    Now he's found his match
    Let's see all the fun
    This is just Round One!

    Hank

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    1. Yeah those two in round two
      May just have to come due
      And see how each one does
      With their weird superhero buzz

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    1. Yes there is
      In the superhero saving biz

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  5. He cleans up just for fun?
    Well, he is handy to be around ~

    Good morning Pat ~

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    1. Yeah quite handy
      But his snot isn't so dandy

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  6. ya know...i don't wanna have anything to do with a dentist's ally...just saying...and my son has the same cleaning up method...smiles

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    1. haha such a method gets the thing done
      Although might irk my ocd a ton

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  7. it disturbs me, cat, that you even have this video game in your computer.... I do love his shoes, though...

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    1. Well it was a fun play
      Back in the day
      Figures you'd like the shoes
      While the snot gives all the blues

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    2. what's a snot, cat? You know me doesn't really speak English :)

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    3. A booger, the stuff you get from your nose
      When it runs like a hose

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    4. ah, the chewy thing, not that I ever tried it... LOL

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    5. lol then how did you now it was chewy?
      To me seems more gooey

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  8. Oh, I like his chin!
    Lots room to save
    the food in!
    Why he went to dentist?
    Maybe to fine someone
    who stole his diet list?

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    1. That could be
      Even though he and the dentist would make me flee
      But with that chin
      He can surely win

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  9. Oooh, did you pick bBooger Man for your favorite super hero? Don't forget Captain Underpants can always get the job done too! lol

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    1. Not a favorite of the cat
      But a weird one I had to use at my mat
      And yeah he is a winner to
      But then I'd once more have to go on about the loo

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  10. My cousin had boogerman on his SNES

    the 90s was quite the time for bad superheros. Like Captain Novolin who starred as a SNES superhero with diabetes. Who dies from junk food.

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    1. Hmm never knew about that one
      Booger man was pretty fun
      Dying of junk food is rather sad
      Not a fun time would be had

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  11. Ew. Boogerman, huh? That's a serious amount of green in those pictures. Is that what Jo Rowling refers to as "acid green"?

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    1. Well it would rot right through
      So maybe that is what comes due

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  12. i remember playing boogerman
    seriously that chin will rule the land
    i think his spot is under my sons bed
    that is where everything is hid

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    1. LOL as long as it's just a spot
      And not for snot
      As that build up be nasty indeed
      And could cause a nose bleed

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  13. PS, cat, where are your court ladies, Gloriacita and Petsy today?

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    1. Oh dear must be back in the dirt
      And Petsy must be off in her zoo letting her pool water squirt

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    2. or maybe she's just fooling around with the pool guy and Gloria Dear is smooching with her iceman :)

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    3. They very well could be
      But I'll be sure and let them know that came from thee

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  14. Boogerman for Sega Genius! haha. Man I never played that game but remember reading about it in like game magazines or some pre-internet publication. My cousin has a Sega...FLASHBACKS!

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    1. Yeah flashbacks are grand
      Still have both an snes and sega in my land

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  15. That game looks amazing man although it is very odd looking. Great rhymes too buddy, that's a sure sign of the times, that Pat Hatt is gonna rule that world and make more than dimes.

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    1. Well the second half I wish were true
      Way more than dimes should come due

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  16. Looks kinda like a Mario Brothers spin off. I like the turtle's loo though. Big fan of TMJT here. I'll have to ask my kids if they ever played this.

    .......dhole

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    1. Yeah I was obsessed a ton with TMNT at my bay
      Still am to this day

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  17. lol I've played this game. It's hilarious! Chilli peppers for the win. :D

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    1. haha yeah it was great
      So the snot should get no hate

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    1. Yep oh dear
      He brings the bad guys fear

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    1. He may release the green
      But at least he isn't mean

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  20. Eeeeww Bring back Tarsier Man I say... We're running out of toilet rolls.

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    1. Tarsier man will be back soon enough
      Maybe in the buff

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  21. Boogerman...ew ew ew ew LOL Goodluck with that and you're OCD ;) lol

    It's fine...Tarsier Man likes me better anyways! He's going to move in with me and be the cutest little pet ever!!! I like that plan better :)

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    1. haha was fine playing it as a kid
      And didn't flip my lid
      Sure it wouldn't now
      Pffft right and then instead of a meow
      He'll throw poo
      Irking the ocd of you

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  22. Oh dear...the poo never did stop
    and now we have a booger drop
    And standing on a loo no less
    A little sick I must confess!

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    1. haha but the game was oh so fun
      To give a run

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  23. Late night drive-by Cat. So much lovely green snot, makes me feel like eating green jello. Goodnight Cat!!!!

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    1. I hope it tastes better than the snot
      Or that be nasty by a whole lot

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  24. LOL. Reminds me of the Howard Stern superhero character he came up with years ago, Fart Man. Obviously from different parts of the body but still gross as gross can be, a booger to pluck, I wonder if that Revenge of the nerd guy will sue over this, can't believe that they actually made a video game of this guy, although I should be surprised, as they'll make games about anything, looks like a nintendo type graphics too, I can only think of where they'll expect you to put that wii controller. lol I'll cast another vote for the Tarsier Man, as while both would be funny, especially in a battle, at least tarsier isn't as gross, and that's even including the whole loss of eye thing he's got going, booger man surely would upset the ocd indeed.

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    1. haha fart man would be fun
      To one day give a run
      And hmm the nerds guy could sue
      But doubtful a win would come die
      Yeah was way back in the snes days
      So I guess boogers went well with sunny rays

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  25. oh man, I'm getting a weird toe jam and earl vibe

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    1. Well that could come due
      Because he is so eww

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  26. I'm just trying to comprehend the fact that there's a game called "Boogerman" to begin with.

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    1. LOL yep and it's been around a while
      And seems to never go out of style

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  27. From pringle can poo to booger, is that an escalation? Cat you need help, bigtime.

    These gross things find you or you find them? I declare and I approve your are "gross magnet" - 100%.

    God bless you Cat, get help, for goodness sake.

    I can appreciate the creativity and funn factor in this lovely awesome post, but this ruined my lunch time pal. Go to THE hell.

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    1. LMAO I will go to the hell
      And get all warm and toasty being swell
      Yes! It just keeps finding me
      And so I have to give it a go at bush number three
      But boogers beat poo
      In the factor of eww

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