Newsflash, make a dash and vote now for the cat here! I want to be a winning little rhyming rear.
So the alliance seem to be stretching far and wide and all want to join them with pride. All the crazy loons that is. They seem to like their losing biz. They lose to a rhyming cat, some viking woman and the odd chime by the blue guy at my mat. But this really takes the cake. For the cat really did cause Irish Air's computer to quake. For I hacked it good and found all the crazies that were just misunderstood. Seems she is getting a ton giving her their "why they should be part of the alliance" lippy run.
I will save you the trouble of going through them all and I have just picked the top one at my hall. With this guy the alliance will cause fear. Sadly not the kind that will beat my little rhyming rear, as if that could ever take place. But he will sure give a WTF look to your face. Just give a click and you'll want to whack the alliance with a brick.
So now you can see what the alliance try to hide. The crazies that want to be on their side. For no self respecting person would ever join their crap for they know they'd take a dirt nap. So they have to go to the rubber room and that will spell their doom. But it seems like Irish Air really has a fan. Maybe she can get some on the side from this oh so great man. At least his hair will scare the aliens away and it could repel a death ray.
Aren't you glad I just decided to share and spread the love affair of Irish Air? Let the rumors fly and soon she'll be off in Timbukto with this crazy guy. Oh it is so fun to pick on the alliance and the Irish Air lass. Not sorry if you were scared by this guy thanks to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.