Monday, July 16, 2012

Their Fate Is Hazy As They Get Another Crazy!

Newsflash, make a dash and vote now for the cat here! I want to be a winning little rhyming rear.

So the alliance seem to be stretching far and wide and all want to join them with pride. All the crazy loons that is. They seem to like their losing biz. They lose to a rhyming cat, some viking woman and the odd chime by the blue guy at my mat. But this really takes the cake. For the cat really did cause Irish Air's computer to quake. For I hacked it good and found all the crazies that were just misunderstood. Seems she is getting a ton giving her their "why they should be part of the alliance" lippy run.

I will save you the trouble of going through them all and I have just picked the top one at my hall. With this guy the alliance will cause fear. Sadly not the kind that will beat my little rhyming rear, as if that could ever take place. But he will sure give a WTF look to your face. Just give a click and you'll want to whack the alliance with a brick.



So now you can see what the alliance try to hide. The crazies that want to be on their side. For no self respecting person would ever join their crap for they know they'd take a dirt nap. So they have to go to the rubber room and that will spell their doom. But it seems like Irish Air really has a fan. Maybe she can get some on the side from this oh so great man. At least his hair will scare the aliens away and it could repel a death ray.

Aren't you glad I just decided to share and spread the love affair of Irish Air? Let the rumors fly and soon she'll be off in Timbukto with this crazy guy. Oh it is so fun to pick on the alliance and the Irish Air lass. Not sorry if you were scared by this guy thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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  1. I'm not entirely sure what I just watched, but I'm slightly aroused. Is that wrong?

    Also, I decided that's what my hair needs. Is 100% more tin foil.

    Oh, and we voted for you. Twice. That's the magic of having 2 of us behind this stupid blog. Sha-zam!

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    1. LOL being aroused is kind of wrong
      But if that is your thing go ahead and sing that song
      Good luck with the tin foil hat
      And thanks for the two votes for the cat

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  2. I'd be pissed off but this is just too feckin' funny. Dude I don't know who you are but there's no way you're getting in my knickers, not with that aluminum foil on your head anyway. Jesus Christ God Almighty, Holy Mary Mother of God man what is your major malfunction.

    I have to go now Cat as I just pissed myself with laughing. (I hope that doesn't turn your friend on Cat).

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    1. LMAO I'm sure that would very much turn him on
      As he seems the kind to roll in such things across the lawn
      So you might want to clean fast
      Before he gives another delightful blast

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    2. haha...draw the shades Anne, and don't answer the door!
      If that guy knocks, just hit the floor! lol.

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    3. Or reach for a shotgun
      That should make him run

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    4. The shotgun is loaded and in my hands!!!

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    5. haha the cat will stay away
      And won't poo your gardens today

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    6. It's the least you can do for me today Cat.

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    7. haha after that
      I think a good long rest can be taken by the cat
      For I scored big today
      And scarred the allaince or you at least for life at my bay

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  3. This may appeal to some
    But I would have none
    He's cool but not for me
    Anytime Anka,Jones or Presley

    Hank

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    1. Yeah he is very scary
      With his tin foil hairy
      So might want to run
      As he may not be fun

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  4. Wow, this is just crazy haha, guy is definitely a bit of weirdo haha, wow. The way he talks about Anne is actually really creepy, like the way he draws out his words and things, the guy seems absolutely insane. I have my suspicions that you've hired him to make the Alliance look bad but I guess that wouldn't be fair to assume it right now at least haha.

    Detective Matt is on the case, with a big boom box and some pumping bass. I voted for you too, something which everyone should do.

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    1. Good luck finding out who he is
      With your detective biz
      For the cat will never tell anyone
      As he could be crazy enough to get a gun haha

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  5. That made my day, he was crazy.....

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    1. Yep quite insane
      As he boards the crazy train

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  6. Not my cup of tea
    but what will be will be!
    Have a fine day
    stay out of this guy's way.

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    1. Yeah all should hide
      For with him you don't want to collide

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  7. it takes all kinds to make the sun shine you know....an interesting fellow...he has a mom somewhere i am sure that loves him...maybe...or an alien mother ship that dropped him here...

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    1. LOL that is true
      Even with his tin foil view
      I think he got probed one too many times
      He can even scare away the mimes

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  8. I just did a response post to this Cat. Be careful of men with guns!!

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    1. The cat can use the tin foil guy as a shield
      So I will never have to yield

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    2. So this is how you treat your friends. You use them as a human shield. Or is tin foil man your brother (question mark).

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    3. I never said he was my friend
      He is far too around the bend

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    4. Then he is your brother yes.

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    5. Nope, not related at all
      To anyone near my stall

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  9. Mad as a Hatter, kinda reminded me of Dickie Bennett from Justified!!

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    1. haha never thought about that
      But he does have the same craziness as that rat

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  10. hahahaha. Oh my god, that was so darn funny. Sapless chap with aluminium foil on head and Irish air.
    Sorry I shouldnt be laughing, maybe I underestimated you Cat. Ok, this round you win, and the score is billion(irishair):1(cat). Impressive!

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    1. LMAO see the cat is so grand
      He even gets praise from alliance members in his land
      All underestimate the lengths that the cat will go
      But that is why I will always win at my show

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    2. dont let this get to your head. As said the score is still billion:1. Not great right?
      You didnt win.

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    3. Pfft I really won
      As I get the billion while you all share the one

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    4. hey, billion is Anne's score, not yours. Maybe in opposite world you could score a billion against Anne.

      This tin foil guy, it gave me good laugh. oohhhuuuu ohhhuuuuu - what exactly was that?

      How did you find him? Or is he your future self ?- Did you timetravel and recorded this and came back and post this video?

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    5. Oh if only I could time travel
      Then the world around me would unravel
      I'd be rich and know all
      And I found him ater Anne gave a cat call
      He wasn't hard to find
      And not sure what that ohhuuu was as it too was scary to my behind

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  11. Tin foil guy scares me a little

    need to break out the fiddle

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    1. haha not sure it's deliverance type scary
      Unless he asks if your behind is hairy haha

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  12. I couldn't get past the fact that he doesn't have teeth.
    Just that alone gave me the creeps.
    Jax will want to double shampoo his hair
    and to let her do it is only fair!

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    1. LMAO I never even noticed the teeth part
      I guess I was too busy hoping he'd win Anne's heart hahahaha
      Yeah she may twith a ton
      After she gives this a run

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    2. Win my heart, not bloody likely!!!

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    3. LOL oh he may have to give a retort
      For such a flip off at my court haha

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    4. Twitch?
      He made everybody itch!

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    5. Double shampoo??? Forget that!!! That man doesn't deserve to have hair!! Shave his head. Shave his head!!!!!!!

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    6. LOL oh so fun
      Glad I had it done

      hahaha I'd like to see you try that
      I will even pay for you do it at his mat

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    7. LMAO You will pay me to shave his head??? Ok, let's work out a deal ;) lol

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    8. You will have to track him down though
      And with your directional challenged self it won't be a pay as go

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  13. OK, Cat, I voted for you!
    Someday I'm going to cash in all my favors, too.
    lol.

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    1. Well when/if the cat evers gets rich
      And scratches that itch
      He would forget you
      And send you some money on cue

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    2. you voted for the cat, Petsy you traitor! I will never again post a compliment on your walls, cutlery or food over at your place!

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    3. Traitor?
      I think I've always been consistent, dear.
      I've never flipped sides, it's true.
      And I thought your compliments were sincere, too!
      I've just always been kind to those on both sides
      because that's just how sweet I am, besides!

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    4. Yeah she's always been at my sea
      Much longer than thee
      So of course I will win
      Over you, what a sin

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    5. pfft, cat, I bet you've put something in Petsy's afternoon tea and she bowed to your side! I'm crying rivers of tears.....

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    6. Pfft she's always been on my side
      And all know it far and wide

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  14. I'm with Anne, this was hysterical!

    However....

    Just because I'm away on vacation, doesn't mean you can attack my dearest Anne and the Alliance, watch yourself, cat!!!

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    1. LMAO hit the allaince when they are scattered around
      Is surely not above me at my ground
      I will watch my back
      But can also dish out, as seen, an attack

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    2. It's good craic Cat, but we have to kill you. You know that don't you. Elsie, head up North to Canada and take care of this offensive feline after you've had breakfast please. See what he does as soon as you leave, it's disgusting.

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    3. he always attacks when one of us isn't here, such a cowardly cat....

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    4. Bah it will be 17 hours or so
      Before she would get to my show
      So the cat will be long gone
      And she will just find a poo filled lawn

      Pfft I can't go around your schedules at my bay
      I just have my say when I have my say

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    5. yes, since you write 50 posts ahead, you probably plan your attacks ahead, like every tenth post is a random attack on the glorious Alliance... Pffft to you, cat, pffft, I say!

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    6. That's the really creepy part De. The Cat has been commenting away and talking to me on email and all that time he's had this filthy thing in his possession. I think this must be a member of his family. A brother, a cousin, maybe even his father.

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    7. LOL I just write what comes to mind
      Or what I find
      And then away I go
      Adding it to the fifty posts or so
      Although now they are down to about 20 I'd say
      As stupid arm is still in the way

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    8. I bet that number 3, 7,9,12,14, 17 and 20 are attack on the Alliance!

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    9. Nope just had a look through
      And not another one is about any of you

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  15. I didn't even have the energy to watch that video, cat, I will let Annzie deal with you, it's safer for me and less safe for you. ....

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    1. Yeah wouldn't want to hurt your eyes
      As the tin hair may be borg repelent in disguise

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    2. The tin hair is repelling more than borgs right now.

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    3. haha damn maybe the cat needs some
      Tin hair on my little rhyming bum

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    4. I have been to the cat's wretched place and back and the trap is set!! Watch yourself cat!

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    5. Right, unless you flew
      Or broke a speed limit or two
      You were never here
      So I have no fear

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  16. Hope he isn't getting his hair highlighted. I think he needs more foils for that. These highlights will look chunky. But then, it does take forever for the stylist to put them in. Sounds like he's too busy for that. :)

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    1. Yeah that would look funky too
      But he is already scary enough so I'm sure that wouldn't matter whether green or blue

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  17. hahahahahahahahahaha
    Just because I'm laughing doesn't mean that HomeGirl Generals are letting our pink tanks stand idol. We are ready to counter your attack!!!

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    1. Pfft you and threats never work
      So I will still sit and smirk
      No matter with your pink tank perk
      The can will always win no matter who comes to lurk

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    2. Oh, cat it's ON!! Me and my pink tank don't mess around ;)

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    3. That is the best threat it you arsenal too
      I'm so scared I may poo hahaha

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    4. So, spill the secerettt cattt...how did you get him to do this!?!?!?!?! LMAO

      P.S. Was it your idea to put the tin foil in his hair??? lol

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    5. LOL the cat will never tell
      For he may have to use him again for some other people at his cell hahahahaaha

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  18. I found this guys channel on YouTube and he's really popular. There's a vid in there where he doesn't look a bit like this and he devolves into this when his girlfriend leaves him. It't brilliant. I'm still slightly frightened, but a little more flattered than earlier today.

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    1. Yeah he has a huge following and views as well
      Even if he as scary and funny as hell
      One can be flattered I suppose too
      Maybe he does have a chance with you hahahahaha

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  20. the thank you at the end nearly did offend
    i got that wtf look on my face while uncorking mace

    hope you are having a good summer, pat!

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    1. hahaha yeah I can see that
      But it had to be done by the cat
      And some is going
      Not sure good though is showing

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  21. Hey, I just met a guy like that in California!

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    1. I hope you ran
      Unless he was just another crazy fan of Anne

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    1. haha thanks and yeah he is creepy indeed
      But so fun to use at my feed

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  23. ha..ha...that guy sure look scary with the hairy mess

    where ever did you find him ~ Thanks for the laughs Pat ~

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    1. LOL anything can be found on the net
      And scary is a safe bet

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  24. I had the kids and the Hubby take a look at this Cat. They loved it!! The Spawn said "My mom is famous on the internet now!"

    Thanks for the laughs Pat. Oh and I did vote for you by the way.

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    1. hahaha not sure you want to be famous like that
      But glad it was liked and thanks for the vote for the cat

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  25. oh my God, who gave the Asylum internet access? This guy is scary, but at least he seems to be amusing himself, that's a positive for sure. I got a good laugh, as he seemed to have difficulty saying poo, that was quite fun, although it probably makes anne want to run. A mix of Gargamel and Golem, I think Anne is his precious and he thinks the Cat's a Smurf, but what he forgets is Gargamel had a cat named Azriel, who would probably assist the cat in this alliance attack

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    1. haha yeah the asylum decided to give all a break
      And let them go out on the lake
      So this guy came due
      And hahahaha he is a mix between the two

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  26. ...that man is missing teeth.

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    1. haha yep he is
      With his ranting biz

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