So in order to win we all know you have to get number one at your bin. The cat just wants to shout out some of the best today and give them their due with their own display. I will even give Dez a thrill and post one of the best of the best first at my hill. We all know how he likes it on his blogroll. Time to give the best of the best a stroll.
The cover album of Enix is surely the best. It just shows up all the rest. No idea who they/he/she are but I'm sure with this cover they went far. For all the pedophiles and such must have surely liked it much.
Best lips to kiss. Oh those must surely cause bliss and if the lips don't get you the face will. Plastic is such a thrill. So much had to be spent on that bill as you will surely get your fill.
Best landing ever. Isn't that pigeon oh so clever. It even let it self go and made the kid's hair glow. That has to be a win and then it will end up as the cat's din.
The best hair ever. This guy is just oh so clever. Who wouldn't want to be called a rat and looked at like a meal by a cat?
This person is so bright. They must have studied day and night. For the answer makes so much sense. All other answers just make people look dense.
Best parking job ever. This person is also so clever. They parked their car and put their fence on par. Leaving no holes to escape. This person is so super they must wear a cape.
Now here is the best tattoo that could ever come due. Showing off the bald, teeth grinning Spears. Where ever they go they must get cheers.
This guy is showing off the best mouth. it even has a growth. Look at that tongue. I bet he could reach down your throat and lick your lung. Ummm ewww but some might like it to come due.
Not to be outdone my moon woman from a while back. This guy has eyes that do not lack. They popped right out and he never even had chance to give the answer a shout.
This guy learned from the cat. So he is second best at my mat. But in lieu of actually doing it myself, he can get the credit at my shelf. For the second best gas passer. That will surely get rid of any trespasser. Yeah I used the same rhyme. Who cares as that fire consumed a mime.
Now the best of the best have been shown at my sea. Hmmm what is it you are telling me? Oh it is the best of the worst? Didn't I say that with my inital burst? Oops, sorry to confuse and some of them eye abuse. So let the eyes pop and suck on this lips and blow some air from between your hips. Pretty soon you may show up on my grass and get shouted out by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.










Some of these photos are gruesome man. That rat tail hair disgusts me though, honestly have no idea why any mortal would get that done, no idea at all.
ReplyDeleteYeah they are scary in every way
DeleteAnd yep that rat tail hair is a yuck display
No idea why anyone would want that
Nasty to the cat and Pat
Some people rejoice at being weird
ReplyDeleteIt's a show of protest and a defiance
Let them be for what they had feared
They implore you accept what they earned
Hank
Yeah some acceptance is hard to come by
DeleteJust stay away from my eye
If one has hair like the tail
As that would make the cat wail
haha i dont know where you find this stuff...
ReplyDeletethose tamales can be really rough
the morning after, the pigeon pic is a laugher
the plastic face just freaks me out
guys & dogs ---eewwww--- made me lose my rhyme
seriously a crime
I just have a skill
DeleteTo find the weird stuff to thrill
Even making you break rhyme
That is fun and oh so sublime
Look at all these photos...it's a good thing I finished
ReplyDeletemy breakfast ~ the best hair is so yucky ~
See you are learning well
DeleteAlways finish breakfast before coming to my cell haha
God Cat. Where do you find these pictures or do they find you? Brittany the woman with tonsured head - gross, more gross, most gross.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the lovely morning post Cat. Long live, god bless
Some of them just find me
DeleteAnd then I save them to use at my sea
And yeah gross in every way
Her bald headed display
I can't even imagine what the galleries in your computer, cat, look like.... I bet even Freddy Krueger would cringe!
DeleteLOL I already wrote a post on that
DeleteAs it was recently cleaned off by Pat
hope you didn't catch any fungus or disease while cleaning it, cat!
DeleteNah there was nothing like that
DeleteAlthough zombie feet did still reside at my mat
What a way to start a day
ReplyDeletewith a collection of weirdness at your bay!
Yikes -- that guy with his mouth open wide
certainly would not be tongue tied!
haha yeah that would be the last thing on his mind
DeleteHis tongue might even be able to reach his behind
That chick with the lips.
ReplyDeleteOh, what a trip!
But, I have to wonder why.
There's no hint
of a lip imprint:
"Danger! 81 psi."
Yeah they weigh a ton
DeleteAnd if one had fun
Would get drowned by slobber
No matter the kind of umm jobber
And that mouth!
DeleteNothing's meaner!
Especially down south
near my weiner.
Give a lollipop
DeleteAnd the mouth will drop
Lick and drool
Leaving your weiner cool
And fire from his ass.
DeleteThe epitome of class.
But he'd better sit down
cuz his jeans are now brown.
Well not if the goal
DeleteTook its toll
And create a hole
Allowing him to bear his soul
Britney Spears
ReplyDeleteleaves me
in tears
the man
with the tongue
and nothing
but gums
and puffer
fish lips
as big as
a dish
ooh these
make my skin
crawl
for the man
with the gas
needs to
stand in
a stall.
The guy with the lollipop, its' just to gross for verse Cat.
LOL making your skin crawl
DeleteSuch fun to do at my hall
As once more I make the alliance squirm
Yeah the lollipop is almost worse than a germ
Yuck.
ReplyDeleteI feel like the kid with the pigeon more than once a week.
Hmm that can't be good
DeleteShower a lot you should
you is very close to being kicked out of my blogroll permanently, cat! Very close!
ReplyDeleteThat rat hairdo is horrid, made me wanna puke! And the pic with the pidgeon pooing on a poor kid is just vicious and I can't imagine what kind of traumas it left on him :(
LOL throwing threats at me now
DeleteI knew that would make you have a cow
Pfft the kid will bounce back
And yeah that rat hairdo does cause flack
have a cow? What does that mean, cat? Or did you just put it there to get a rhyme?
DeleteIt is used all the time
DeleteBart Simpson is the first place I think I ever heard that chime
oh, dear, he uses Bart Simpson as a person of reference..... I bet you frequent Wikispringfield on a daily basis!
DeleteNah! Haven't watched that in years upon years
DeleteBut I always remember, no matter who, tv cheers
the only thing me remembers from the show are those two charming lasses Petty and Selma Bouvier :)
DeleteI remember more than that
DeleteSo you are beat by the cat
All degrees of weirdness.
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is "Oh my goodness!"
haha that is prob the nice way of putting it
DeleteOther are thinking oh my what is this shit haha
Oh, that poor poopy kid. He'll never live it down.
ReplyDeleteThose are some of the best, I have to admit.
haha yeah that will always make him frown
DeleteAnd many deserve the best of the worst crown
The guy with the mouth has to part ape, I know we all are, but he never evolved. And the Family Feud dude with the eyes looks like he may have just shit his pants.
ReplyDeleteHmmm yeah his pants may be full of something vile
DeleteWould not leave those near with a smile haha
Omy omy all these are so freaky!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh dear Im not sure
is good idea come to see you
to early lol
hahaha might want to eat first
DeleteBefore you come see my rhyming burst
Tes and you always find the worst stuff in web LOL
DeleteHa haha I wanna say YES not tes oh the cat will teasing me:(
DeleteLOL you have imaginary friends now?
DeleteThat dirt must have a ton buried there, wow
Some of those pictures are hilarious. I needed a good laugh this morning. Thank you, kind sir.
ReplyDeleteGlad I could provide
DeleteA smile that is wide
hahahahaha I started cracking up at the rat hair style. Imagine the poor barbers face when he got asked to create that? I wonder how long it took to grow the tail out. LMAO
ReplyDeleteI just showed Eric the picture that you dedicated to Dez. He cringed which made me laugh even harder. hahahaha
haha yeah that would take a while to grow
DeleteAnd blah to the poor barber that had to give it a go
LMAO that is easy to make one cringe
Him with his lollipop binge hahaha
LOL Or maybe...the guy just had really long hair wanted a new due. Thats possible too!!!
Delete(I totally just rhymed!! Eep!!)
Yeah that is a possibilty indeed
DeleteAnd you ruined your rhyme on my feed
Had to give an eep
No wonder around you the mimes creep
It looks like roadkill on his head.
ReplyDeletehaha that is about the size of it
DeleteWonder if it hurt when he got hit
That dude with the big mouth? Is he your father?
ReplyDeleteNope no star wars moment here
DeleteFor my little rhyming rear
no, he is just Pat's patient, from the time when he worked as a dentist... let us not go there....
DeleteYes let us avoid such memories from coming back
DeleteThey would surely cause flack
Haha. Love that parking job, though he seems like a bit of a yard slob. :P
ReplyDeleteYeah does seem to be amiss
DeleteWith any type of yard bliss
OMG, those are hilarious! I can't even pick which one was my favorite. I wonder if that guy with the big mouth is part hippo. LOL!
ReplyDeletehaha he could very well be
DeleteMaybe he wants to be set free
I've seen some weird hair, but that rat-do is icky!
ReplyDeleteYeah very icky
DeleteHe certainly isn't picky
I'd hate if a bird pooped on my head
ReplyDeletethat piegeon would be dead
Yeah the cat would take care of it
DeleteAnd it would be eaten bit by bit
That sure does look like a flaming arse to me. Some of those other pics are positively scary! Damn, I almost rhymed again! LOL
ReplyDeletehaha almost doesn't count
DeleteAnd you they are a scary amount
I don't know why I bother to comment so late in the day
ReplyDeleteYou're probably all tucked in at your bay...
Well no normally at my sea
DeleteBut with this arm crap was yesterday at bush number three
The back of my neck won't stop itching
ReplyDeleteand it's even doing a little twitching
after seeing that rat-do
that was posted by you.
Have to say the tail
makes it seem so real!
LOL well luckily you have nine
DeleteIn the variety of the feline
To take care of it
So that could stop your twitching fit
The eight have been catching moles
Deletethat dig in your yard and make holes
Two so far they brought to me
a gift they think fills me with glee!
I'm always last, if I stay up another two hours you will probably post and I will be first.
ReplyDeleteDon't call a hearse.
Actually it would have been 4 hours or so
DeleteIf you wanted to be first at my show
some funny bit indeed, the pyro fart and the rat-tail certainly can't be beat, but the parking job and the landing space sure do give those two a contested race
ReplyDeleteYeah for who will win
DeleteThe greatest dumbest feat at my bin
haha the last one was hilarious !
ReplyDeleteGlad it was
DeleteWith my picture buzz
Oh, very glad not to find my self on your list of number ones!
ReplyDeletehaha that you should
DeleteBut one day you could