Thursday, July 19, 2012

To Be The Best You Have To Beat The Rest!

So in order to win we all know you have to get number one at your bin. The cat just wants to shout out some of the best today and give them their due with their own display. I will even give Dez a thrill and post one of the best of the best first at my hill. We all know how he likes it on his blogroll. Time to give the best of the best a stroll.

The cover album of Enix is surely the best. It just shows up all the rest. No idea who they/he/she are but I'm sure with this cover they went far. For all the pedophiles and such must have surely liked it much.


Best lips to kiss. Oh those must surely cause bliss and if the lips don't get you the face will. Plastic is such a thrill. So much had to be spent on that bill as you will surely get your fill.


Best landing ever. Isn't that pigeon oh so clever. It even let it self go and made the kid's hair glow. That has to be a win and then it will end up as the cat's din.


The best hair ever. This guy is just oh so clever. Who wouldn't want to be called a rat and looked at like a meal by a cat?


This person is so bright. They must have studied day and night. For the answer makes so much sense. All other answers just make people look dense.


Best parking job ever. This person is also so clever. They parked their car and put their fence on par. Leaving no holes to escape. This person is so super they must wear a cape.


Now here is the best tattoo that could ever come due. Showing off the bald, teeth grinning Spears. Where ever they go they must get cheers.


This guy is showing off the best mouth. it even has a growth. Look at that tongue. I bet he could reach down your throat and lick your lung. Ummm ewww but some might like it to come due.


Not to be outdone my moon woman from a while back. This guy has eyes that do not lack. They popped right out and he never even had chance to give the answer a shout.


This guy learned from the cat. So he is second best at my mat. But in lieu of actually doing it myself, he can get the credit at my shelf. For the second best gas passer. That will surely get rid of any trespasser. Yeah I used the same rhyme. Who cares as that fire consumed a mime.

Now the best of the best have been shown at my sea. Hmmm what is it you are telling me? Oh it is the best of the worst? Didn't I say that with my inital burst? Oops, sorry to confuse and some of them eye abuse. So let the eyes pop and suck on this lips and blow some air from between your hips. Pretty soon you may show up on my grass and get shouted out by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

80 comments:

  1. Some of these photos are gruesome man. That rat tail hair disgusts me though, honestly have no idea why any mortal would get that done, no idea at all.

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    1. Yeah they are scary in every way
      And yep that rat tail hair is a yuck display
      No idea why anyone would want that
      Nasty to the cat and Pat

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  2. Some people rejoice at being weird
    It's a show of protest and a defiance
    Let them be for what they had feared
    They implore you accept what they earned

    Hank

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    1. Yeah some acceptance is hard to come by
      Just stay away from my eye
      If one has hair like the tail
      As that would make the cat wail

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  3. haha i dont know where you find this stuff...
    those tamales can be really rough
    the morning after, the pigeon pic is a laugher
    the plastic face just freaks me out
    guys & dogs ---eewwww--- made me lose my rhyme
    seriously a crime

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    1. I just have a skill
      To find the weird stuff to thrill
      Even making you break rhyme
      That is fun and oh so sublime

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  4. Look at all these photos...it's a good thing I finished
    my breakfast ~ the best hair is so yucky ~

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    1. See you are learning well
      Always finish breakfast before coming to my cell haha

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  5. God Cat. Where do you find these pictures or do they find you? Brittany the woman with tonsured head - gross, more gross, most gross.

    Thanks for the lovely morning post Cat. Long live, god bless

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    1. Some of them just find me
      And then I save them to use at my sea
      And yeah gross in every way
      Her bald headed display

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    2. I can't even imagine what the galleries in your computer, cat, look like.... I bet even Freddy Krueger would cringe!

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    3. LOL I already wrote a post on that
      As it was recently cleaned off by Pat

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    4. hope you didn't catch any fungus or disease while cleaning it, cat!

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    5. Nah there was nothing like that
      Although zombie feet did still reside at my mat

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  6. What a way to start a day
    with a collection of weirdness at your bay!
    Yikes -- that guy with his mouth open wide
    certainly would not be tongue tied!

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    1. haha yeah that would be the last thing on his mind
      His tongue might even be able to reach his behind

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  7. That chick with the lips.
    Oh, what a trip!
    But, I have to wonder why.
    There's no hint
    of a lip imprint:
    "Danger! 81 psi."

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    1. Yeah they weigh a ton
      And if one had fun
      Would get drowned by slobber
      No matter the kind of umm jobber

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    2. And that mouth!
      Nothing's meaner!
      Especially down south
      near my weiner.

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    3. Give a lollipop
      And the mouth will drop
      Lick and drool
      Leaving your weiner cool

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    4. And fire from his ass.
      The epitome of class.
      But he'd better sit down
      cuz his jeans are now brown.

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    5. Well not if the goal
      Took its toll
      And create a hole
      Allowing him to bear his soul

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  8. Britney Spears
    leaves me
    in tears
    the man
    with the tongue
    and nothing
    but gums
    and puffer
    fish lips
    as big as
    a dish
    ooh these
    make my skin
    crawl
    for the man
    with the gas
    needs to
    stand in
    a stall.

    The guy with the lollipop, its' just to gross for verse Cat.

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    1. LOL making your skin crawl
      Such fun to do at my hall
      As once more I make the alliance squirm
      Yeah the lollipop is almost worse than a germ

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  9. Yuck.

    I feel like the kid with the pigeon more than once a week.

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    1. Hmm that can't be good
      Shower a lot you should

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  10. you is very close to being kicked out of my blogroll permanently, cat! Very close!
    That rat hairdo is horrid, made me wanna puke! And the pic with the pidgeon pooing on a poor kid is just vicious and I can't imagine what kind of traumas it left on him :(

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    1. LOL throwing threats at me now
      I knew that would make you have a cow
      Pfft the kid will bounce back
      And yeah that rat hairdo does cause flack

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    2. have a cow? What does that mean, cat? Or did you just put it there to get a rhyme?

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    3. It is used all the time
      Bart Simpson is the first place I think I ever heard that chime

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    4. oh, dear, he uses Bart Simpson as a person of reference..... I bet you frequent Wikispringfield on a daily basis!

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    5. Nah! Haven't watched that in years upon years
      But I always remember, no matter who, tv cheers

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    6. the only thing me remembers from the show are those two charming lasses Petty and Selma Bouvier :)

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    7. I remember more than that
      So you are beat by the cat

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  11. All degrees of weirdness.
    All I can say is "Oh my goodness!"

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    1. haha that is prob the nice way of putting it
      Other are thinking oh my what is this shit haha

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  12. Oh, that poor poopy kid. He'll never live it down.

    Those are some of the best, I have to admit.

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    1. haha yeah that will always make him frown
      And many deserve the best of the worst crown

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  13. The guy with the mouth has to part ape, I know we all are, but he never evolved. And the Family Feud dude with the eyes looks like he may have just shit his pants.

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    1. Hmmm yeah his pants may be full of something vile
      Would not leave those near with a smile haha

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  14. Omy omy all these are so freaky!!!!!!!
    Oh dear Im not sure
    is good idea come to see you
    to early lol

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    1. hahaha might want to eat first
      Before you come see my rhyming burst

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    2. Tes and you always find the worst stuff in web LOL

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    3. Ha haha I wanna say YES not tes oh the cat will teasing me:(

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    4. LOL you have imaginary friends now?
      That dirt must have a ton buried there, wow

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  15. Some of those pictures are hilarious. I needed a good laugh this morning. Thank you, kind sir.

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    1. Glad I could provide
      A smile that is wide

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  16. hahahahaha I started cracking up at the rat hair style. Imagine the poor barbers face when he got asked to create that? I wonder how long it took to grow the tail out. LMAO

    I just showed Eric the picture that you dedicated to Dez. He cringed which made me laugh even harder. hahahaha

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    1. haha yeah that would take a while to grow
      And blah to the poor barber that had to give it a go
      LMAO that is easy to make one cringe
      Him with his lollipop binge hahaha

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    2. LOL Or maybe...the guy just had really long hair wanted a new due. Thats possible too!!!

      (I totally just rhymed!! Eep!!)

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    3. Yeah that is a possibilty indeed
      And you ruined your rhyme on my feed
      Had to give an eep
      No wonder around you the mimes creep

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  17. It looks like roadkill on his head.

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    1. haha that is about the size of it
      Wonder if it hurt when he got hit

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  18. That dude with the big mouth? Is he your father?

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    1. Nope no star wars moment here
      For my little rhyming rear

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    2. no, he is just Pat's patient, from the time when he worked as a dentist... let us not go there....

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    3. Yes let us avoid such memories from coming back
      They would surely cause flack

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  19. Haha. Love that parking job, though he seems like a bit of a yard slob. :P

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    1. Yeah does seem to be amiss
      With any type of yard bliss

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  20. OMG, those are hilarious! I can't even pick which one was my favorite. I wonder if that guy with the big mouth is part hippo. LOL!

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    1. haha he could very well be
      Maybe he wants to be set free

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  21. I've seen some weird hair, but that rat-do is icky!

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    1. Yeah very icky
      He certainly isn't picky

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  22. I'd hate if a bird pooped on my head

    that piegeon would be dead

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    1. Yeah the cat would take care of it
      And it would be eaten bit by bit

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  23. That sure does look like a flaming arse to me. Some of those other pics are positively scary! Damn, I almost rhymed again! LOL

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    1. haha almost doesn't count
      And you they are a scary amount

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  24. I don't know why I bother to comment so late in the day
    You're probably all tucked in at your bay...

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    1. Well no normally at my sea
      But with this arm crap was yesterday at bush number three

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  25. The back of my neck won't stop itching
    and it's even doing a little twitching
    after seeing that rat-do
    that was posted by you.
    Have to say the tail
    makes it seem so real!

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    1. LOL well luckily you have nine
      In the variety of the feline
      To take care of it
      So that could stop your twitching fit

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    2. The eight have been catching moles
      that dig in your yard and make holes
      Two so far they brought to me
      a gift they think fills me with glee!

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  26. I'm always last, if I stay up another two hours you will probably post and I will be first.

    Don't call a hearse.

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    1. Actually it would have been 4 hours or so
      If you wanted to be first at my show

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  27. some funny bit indeed, the pyro fart and the rat-tail certainly can't be beat, but the parking job and the landing space sure do give those two a contested race

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    1. Yeah for who will win
      The greatest dumbest feat at my bin

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  28. haha the last one was hilarious !

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  29. Oh, very glad not to find my self on your list of number ones!

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    1. haha that you should
      But one day you could

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