Saturday, July 7, 2012

The Weird And Wacky When You Are A Ketchup Lacky!

So since Blabber broke Pat of his picky eating at our sea a lot more has also been tried by me. The cat has stolen the bread and everything else that comes into view, I even ate a cracker or two. But one thing still remains of course and that is the ketchup Pat uses without remorse. Of course more spices and stuff are grand as well but he still had to try ketchup on things to see if it tasted swell. So let's see what is the best and passed the test.

Apples and ketchup get the thumbs up from Pat! Even though both are nasty to the cat. But both as one? Have you ever thought that would be done?

Bananas and ketchup no way! Both are nasty at my bay. But Pat can still gag it down just ketchup gives it an even nastier crown. Not to mention freezing it. That is nastier by quite a bit.

Toast and ketchup work but not much of a perk. Olive Oil is much better for that and that's the way it is eaten at our mat. Even once by the cat who stole some like a rat.

Broccoli and ketchup can be done but it isn't all that fun. Although it can still be given a run and you might like it more under your sun.

Raw Garlic and ketchup is nasty in every way. Hell raw garlic is almost as nasty as dairy at my bay. If you want things to get dire and your mouth to feel like it is on fire, chew on some of that. Although you will surely scare your dog, kid or cat.

Honey and ketchup mixed by mistake and a good pair they do not make. Quite nasty putting those together and mixing them about. Although unlike the raw garlic it did not make me shout.

Grapes and ketchup I tried once more. I can take or leave them at my shore. As it doesn't seem to add much to it but also doesn't cause a fit. So go ahead and give that one a try as it won't cause your tongue to burn alive thinking you are going to die.

Blueberries and ketchup do not go well, it just does not taste swell. But Pat gave it a try and saying it was blah is no lie.

Bagels and ketchup does not work at all. You'll want to spit it back out at your stall. Then again bagels and Pat also don't get along. Either way them with ketchup is sooo wrong.

Fiber one bar and ketchup is nasty too. Not to mention it clogs you up so you can't poo. That was not a fun sight to behold. So those things were told and dumped in the garbage can. They were good but being clogged up did not make Pat a fan.

So all and all apples win. They are the weirdest and best with ketchup at my bin. The rest either are nasty or need another sauce/spice to make them taste nice. Now all must go, chop up an apple and give it a try. It tastes really good and that isn't a lie. Go see for yourself at your shelf or take a pass and just trust my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

74 comments:

  1. Apples and ketchup Pat? Really? Toast and ketchup is the only thing in this post that even sounds passable in my opinion man although obviously I respect the opinion of the cat, perhaps more than my own to give the cat a bone ;)

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    1. as I said to the cat before, when you buy ketchup flavoured chips they are usually flavoured with apple flavour in the factory. Apple and ketchup flavour are actually pretty similar in tone.

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    2. LMAO well some have the taste
      Others lay it to waste haha

      See apple and ketchup are the best
      And I skip the ketchup chips and all the rest

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    3. Once again my dear Alliance partner is correct (but when is he not). The tomato is a fruit which is forgotten by most people. Cat, you have inadvertently cured someone of their ignorance.

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    4. Pffft lucky guess
      And I will confess
      Curing people is fun
      With a tale that is spun
      Making them ill
      Is still such a great thrill

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  2. dude you turned my stomach a bit, my boys drink ketchup like its spit, (i said that to give your OCD at trip) they put it on green beans and most anything...apples though i will have to get them to try, though it might make me cry

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    1. LMAO it tastes really good on apples though
      And with that I am in the know
      And made your stomach turn haha
      Good for giving my ocd a burn

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  3. My grandchildren eat ketchup on toast
    along with the eggs they like the most;
    I wonder if you ever tried barbecue sauce
    often makes ketchup take a culinary loss!
    On eggs it's delicious and spicey
    but with apples it would be somewhat dicey!
    On hamburger it's dandy,
    but wouldn't trust it on candy!
    Don't put it on toffee
    especially before coffee.
    Have a good tomato day;
    put the ketchup bottle away.

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    1. LOL sounds like you know a lot
      About what is hot and what is not
      With the ketchup stuff
      Sure your grandkids must use it enough

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  4. it worries me, cat, that you've actually tried all of these combinations :)
    I personally don't get ketchup, just like I don't get coffee. What's in them to like? If I have to use tomato products, I use tomato pure. However I do like to mix ketchup with raw garlic :) and use it as the base for pizza :) And I also use that mixture when I wrap something up in French pastry and bake it.

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    1. Hmmm ketchup and raw garlic you say
      You must have no tastebuds left at your bay
      Damn that burns the tongue
      And needs to be flung
      Coffee is fine
      But I admit not sure why all think it is oh so divine

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    2. I wonder if you would like "ajvar" (pronounced as AYVAR), cat, it's a Serbian type of bottled sauce, similar to ketchup, but it's made from mashed roasted red peppers and garlic. Tourists always buy it in tones :)

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    3. It makes perfect sense De. Ketchup is tomato based and the best spagh, spaghetti sauce has garlic in it. Roasted red pepper nom, nom, nom

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    4. you would like it, Annzie, you can even make it yourself if you like making things in the kitchen :) I can find you a recipe :)

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    5. Hmmm the cat may just like that
      And I'm sure so would Pat
      Never heard of it around here though
      Will have to give it a look when I go to and fro

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  5. the flavors and the combo make me loose my appetite. my kids love ketchup though

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    1. haha at least you can save on food
      Since you find it crude

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    1. Eww to all?
      No taste at my stall haha

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  7. Ha ha... there seems to be a theme going on here, been seeing lots of the word "poo" lately ;)

    If you're adventurous, you can try ketchup with Indian style curried fish. It gives an interesting twist to the flavours.

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    1. Damn poo hanuts me
      Here at my sea
      But yeah that sounds like a plan
      Will be remembered by the Pat man

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  8. This reminds me of a story about my dad's family when he was little. Apparently my grandfather made everyone at a table eat their plate 100% and if they didn't like it they had to dip it in ketchup

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    1. Geez, were those edible plates? Or did you all have titanium teeth?

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    2. LMAO damn agree with Al's question
      If not one suggestion
      Throw it under the table
      And make up some fable

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  9. You already know how I feel about ketchup - use it in moderation! My kids love it though, even now that they are older, they still love it.

    Here's a suggestion - try mixing the ketchup with some mayo (til it's light pink) and then dip your veggies in it: Hello yummy!!!

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    1. I think ketchup is great.
      I think it's the sugar in it.
      Uh oh.

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    2. Hmmm ummm maybe the cat will give it a try
      But if I am to die
      I will haunt thee
      And your one eye near the sea haha

      Well sugar
      Beats a booger

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  10. I love ketchup.
    It's a mealtime dream.
    But you can forget it
    on vanilla ice cream.

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    1. Yeah that I will agree
      That would even gross out me

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  11. So were you adding ketchup to new foods
    hoping they would help the ocd rule?
    Peanut butter on apples is the best
    I don't think ketchup would pass my test.
    I love ketchup though on burgers and fries.
    Alex is our ketchup lover..on lots of foods he tries!

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    1. me is sad that there are no mayonnaise lovers here, except moi :(

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    2. Oh Dez! I love mayo! ha...it just wasn't the theme. Other than a burger, any other sandwich has to have mayo...and I mean a generous amount, too! Yum!

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    3. me,me, I love mayo too Dez and Betsy and my favorite is garlic mayo LOL

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    4. let us break cat's theme then, ladies, and put the spotlight on mayo :) I put mayo in all possible salads, in my boiled spinach, lentils.... everything....

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    5. Mmmm...sounds delish. I love all those kinds of salads, slaw, broccoli salad, pasta, ...yum, yum! And mayo and ketchup together with a little onion and relish makes a yummy dressing.

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    6. Pfft mayo you all can keep
      I'll take ketchup by the heap
      And let you keep the dream
      Of changing to a mayo theme

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    7. Pfffftttt ! I love mayo!!!

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    8. Well pfft you can keep that
      Although it prob would be eaten by the cat

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    9. yep, Petsy, mayo salad with cold pasta, some soya salami, onion, pickled cucumbers.... nom nom....
      I adore lentil pate, which I make by cooking orange lentil with garlic and celery leaves for 15 minutes, then sieving it from water, mashing it and mixing with some mayo! Nom nom.

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  12. just thinking about blueberries with ketchup turns my stomach upside down..ha.. the only places i really have use for it are on burgers and sausages...currywurst...hmmmm

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    1. LOL turned your stomach too?
      Oh the things ketchup and a cat can do

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  13. Here Ditto is the keotchup lover! He loves all with keptchup now is more moderate.I like only in the burgers are tasty! But never use keptuchp to not more!
    I thonk keotchup in toasts would be nice lol!

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    1. See at least some you agree
      And close by I am at my sea
      But the arm is fecked up a bit
      So I can't have a big typing fit

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    2. really? we missed you dear (ha)

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    3. Aww missed me
      Oh dear I must have not given you a flea

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  14. If it goes with being savory
    Only toast,broccoli and bagels
    Would feature in my eatery
    Others somewhat experimental
    Raw garlic is very 'corrosive'
    It's rather bad for the tummy
    Others may be just as repulsive
    One that works taken neat is honey

    Hank

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    1. Never knew that about raw garlic at my sea
      Good thing that is not liked my me
      And experimental it is indeed
      As much is that way at my feed

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  15. It clogs up so I can't p.o.o... By the way, did you see THIS picture? (The last one.)

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    1. what? Even the allliance would consider giving help to cat the Pat in destroying the author of such an abominable titled film!

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    2. Wow the blue guy using poo
      And letting stuff out we never knew
      Pfft never saw that one
      Those guys are done
      The cat would even let the alliance help
      And make them yelp

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  16. Cat you clearly want us all to sick up in our mouths today. I find ketchup with no spices to be dull and for the life of me can't understand why people slather it on perfectly good food. You're disgusting Cat, disgusting.

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    1. I agree with milady Annzie! I scream when I see someone putting ketchup on nom nom French fries or on top of nom nom cheese in pizza! Crime!

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    2. LMAO geez this is better than zombie feet
      Just use ketchup as a treat
      And all feel ill
      What a thrill

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  17. Ketchup is nasty, the only reason I have some is because my girlfriend stole my wallet and bought some, oh well.

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    1. So that is the truth?
      Blaming it on the gr at your booth

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  18. Was this a torture regime. I really feel ill now.....

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    1. LOL that just gives a thrill
      To make so many feel ill

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  19. I like ketchup with mayo; anything else is nasty to me ~

    And certainly not with fruits - they go with cream or sugar ~

    Hope you are keeping cool Pat ~

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    1. mixing ketchup with mayo actually has a name, but I forgot which is it :)

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    2. Not keeping cool at all
      As no AC at my hall

      Penguin man forgot?
      Must go back to talking about poo for him at my hut

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  20. I feel a little . . . nauseated. But kudos for trying all those crazy combinations--I'll have to keep the apple-ketchup combination in mind. :P

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    1. Yes you must give it a try
      And who new such combinations could make so many cry haha

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  21. Ummm, yuck! I can't imagine those combinations at all. lol

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  22. OMG EW EW EW EW EW Cat, I told you to put the raw garlic DOWN!!! LMAO You forgot to mention how it goes soooo well with green tea!! hahahahaha Ketchup doesn't belong on anything except for french fries, a burger, or scrambled eggs. lol

    Bread and olive oil? ohh, I caught that and got sooo proud!!

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    1. LMAO well it was there and didn't want to waste
      So gave it a taste
      And new you would be proud of that
      Which was done because of you by Pat

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    1. Yeah but makes many ill
      Oh well still a thrill

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  24. oh Geez. I have to admit, I'm glad I'm dieting, as I think i lost my appetite. lol I'm not a ketchup fan at all, which is actually logical seeing I don't really like tomato's either. But If I have to eat a hot dog I might put a dab of Ketchup on it, but other than that, Meatloaf and stew are the only places I put ketchup. Yep, not even with fries. Actually i don't eat those things anymore, but when I did I preferred cheese or just a boat load of salt. The apple claiming the title though, wow, that, even for me, is something I never would've considered at all. So glad pictures did not accompany. Experimentation is fun though, and it's reassuring I guess to see most of these did not pass your ketchup test. Now a nice piece of italian bread or garlic toast dipped into olive oil, I can get behind that. And almost all of the items you pair with ketchup I like alone. The binding aspect to the rear of the post, is something no one should have to experience at their coast, horrible horrible feeling that can be, will certainly have you calling for robbie raison to be found lol

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    1. LMAO yes a horrible feeling it was indeed
      But finally did the deed
      And haha just helping out with your diet
      Now you won't want to eat for a bit

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