Saturday, July 7, 2012
The Weird And Wacky When You Are A Ketchup Lacky!
Apples and ketchup get the thumbs up from Pat! Even though both are nasty to the cat. But both as one? Have you ever thought that would be done?
Bananas and ketchup no way! Both are nasty at my bay. But Pat can still gag it down just ketchup gives it an even nastier crown. Not to mention freezing it. That is nastier by quite a bit.
Toast and ketchup work but not much of a perk. Olive Oil is much better for that and that's the way it is eaten at our mat. Even once by the cat who stole some like a rat.
Broccoli and ketchup can be done but it isn't all that fun. Although it can still be given a run and you might like it more under your sun.
Raw Garlic and ketchup is nasty in every way. Hell raw garlic is almost as nasty as dairy at my bay. If you want things to get dire and your mouth to feel like it is on fire, chew on some of that. Although you will surely scare your dog, kid or cat.
Honey and ketchup mixed by mistake and a good pair they do not make. Quite nasty putting those together and mixing them about. Although unlike the raw garlic it did not make me shout.
Grapes and ketchup I tried once more. I can take or leave them at my shore. As it doesn't seem to add much to it but also doesn't cause a fit. So go ahead and give that one a try as it won't cause your tongue to burn alive thinking you are going to die.
Blueberries and ketchup do not go well, it just does not taste swell. But Pat gave it a try and saying it was blah is no lie.
Bagels and ketchup does not work at all. You'll want to spit it back out at your stall. Then again bagels and Pat also don't get along. Either way them with ketchup is sooo wrong.
Fiber one bar and ketchup is nasty too. Not to mention it clogs you up so you can't poo. That was not a fun sight to behold. So those things were told and dumped in the garbage can. They were good but being clogged up did not make Pat a fan.
So all and all apples win. They are the weirdest and best with ketchup at my bin. The rest either are nasty or need another sauce/spice to make them taste nice. Now all must go, chop up an apple and give it a try. It tastes really good and that isn't a lie. Go see for yourself at your shelf or take a pass and just trust my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.