A Whole dVerse Year With My Little Rhyming Rear!

So dVerse lasted a year and the cat never missed a Tuesday cheer, damn I am good, get a medal I should. But then the cat doesn't miss a day here at his bay. Through all the crap he has still taken the rhyming lap. So why not collect them all and jibber jabber away like a drunk at my hall. I do that anyway? Pfft so go eat some hay.

The tease of the ease,
Came about because of fleas.
The alliance is perverse,
That was already diverse.

Approve of the groove?
Let the walrus stick and move.
Goes round and round,
And still was never found.

Some are dense,
With the common sense of a fence.
That could be pointy too,
Or eletrocute you.

Bitter with Twitter was grand,
Let's give Facebook a hand.
Pfft yeah right.
Just like the sucking vampires of the night.

With a yakkety yak,
You find them on crack.
To the hilt with a quilt,
Sadly it was never built.

Triskaidekaphobia came due,
Confusing and scaring many with its view.
Sunk with junk,
They put me in a funk.

Bitch of a glitch,
Scratched my dVerse itch.
A mutt went to the loo in a shoe,
For all to view.

Royal is fun to say,
And to have such a regal display.
Have hit the brink,
Driving me right to drink.

Lean thanks to the urban scene
Boy, are they mean.
And it could annoy,
Which brings me joy.

From me to you,
As Mr. Linky still tries to sue.
And all rhymes,
With some grammar crimes.

So what should this say?
I make catchy titles at my bay?
Or maybe that dVerse takes all kinds,
From mutts to vampires to rhyming behinds.

And as said when it opened up,
Filling each cup.
Is this dVerse enough for you?
Yes, you know it is true.

So all titles that have come to pass in one form or another at my grass. As I played each Tuesday with dVerse and some times I even let out a curse. But it doesn't matter what one does or if they are covered in hair or fuzz. Even if you want to truly pass gas, dVerse welcomes all and would never deny my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.