So the cat wanted to help you out and give a little shout about what one does when they are tired of a bees annoying buzz. Yeah, you want it to quit it, right? That annoying buzzing that keeps coming day and night. Let's just pretend it is a bee for that makes it easy. Plus it rhymes quite well like flea on your knee is so swell. Plus the oh so sublime like kicking a scary mime. Anyway, so how to say I Quit in a different way. This should be quite the display.
Could go with duck it all.
Change the d to an f at your hall.
Or the old Take This Job and Shove It thing,
And slam a door as you leave your work wing.
But then that has all be done,
And they have been used a ton.
So why not find something new,
To say when such a thing comes due.
Stick this in your usb drive and flash it?
Would that be a hit?
Take your clicking pens,
And shove them in your Depends.
Of course they'd have to be old,
For that one to be told.
You heard what I said,
Do you need it stapled to your forhead?
That would work afterwards I suppose,
Could see how that goes.
If you are just full of glee.
Of course then it would soon be,
I'm broke at your sea.
The grocery store was all out of sauce,
But I still have a big FU left for you, boss.
There you go,
If you are made to get groceries at your work show,
That could surely do.
Could even tell them to take the FU and chew.
Maybe you just want to show it,
So walk in with a bag full of umm shit.
Then light it on fire,
And walk out as the sprinklers go and things get dire.
Hmmm that has been done,
But would also be fun.
Although you might get sued,
For being so rude.
Could just move away,
And not worry about what to say.
Go all witness protection,
And let them suffer neglection.
That could be the best,
If you are above the rest.
They'd probably let you rot.
So then what do you do,
To quit the zoo?
Simply become a member of it,
Bark, wail and howl at the moon in a fit.
Then you will surely get away,
And that bee will quit it at your bay.
Get some nice meds as well,
Along with a nice rubber cell.
So there you go, you can quit, set fire to poo and go to a loony show. All in one day if you are brave and it is all thanks to my rhyming cave. Don't you just feel special now that the cat has given such a meow? Helping all you humans live like me, fun and fancy free. And whenever you want to pass gas you can now do so with ease, just like my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.