So the cat heard something ridiculous the other day that he had to give a go at his bay. And of course ridiculous and PC go hand and hand so this is surely going to be grand. Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs should be retitled here and now because the dwarf reference is not PC and makes them have a cow. Cinderella is outdated because she does house work. I guess she should be a McDonald's clerk? And this was just some of the dumb they gave a hum. Let's see what else should be changed to go PC.
One calling their underwear drawers,
Could lead to lots of roars.
Those poor desks, cabinets and dressers could get mad,
That they are compared to the underwear of a lad.
A movie, food, shoe or any other junkie
Is no longer funky.
For those poor drug kingpins,
Might not like other junkies taking clientele from their bins.
Xena dresses in leather.
Should change that quick like the weather.
After all no ones does that any more,
Unless they want to umm explore.
American Pie is so offensive,
Makes Canadians get defensive.
For ours work just a well,
At least that is what others tell.
White Fang is out of luck,
Because of a complaining umm PC duck.
Drazin has troubles too,
Being bald makes follicly challenged come due.
And Penguin Man's favorite word,
Also is too absurd.
For evil just will not do.
Niceness deprived is more suitable for you.
The homeless also got in on the act,
Saying it was a fact.
They were only a flexible resident,
So no one should get bent.
Not to mention the poor cardboard box.
That I take for walks.
It has two cracks in it.
Oh the shame of making a rear have a fit.
If you are never found,
It means you've lost ground.
Location deprived is your fate.
And this one I heard,
From a little bird.
A pervert is also not immune,
For they are just someone engaged in nontraditional espionage of some loon.
All of this was crazy?
Made you eyes go hazy?
And as well it should.
This PC is so very dumb,
They talk out their bum.
Saying this and that,
Just annoying the cat.
All of this garbage on fairy tales and other junk is a bunch of bunk. Everyone has grown up with it and just because you have become a nitwit, believing in such trash while batting your fake eyelash. It does not mean I will listen to your crap. I'll make it take a dirt nap. Will say what I want to say each and every day. If I offend a desk and its drawers, pound sand at my shores. So a big duck you to the PC people has come to pass and they can simply look, or excuse me, engage in nontraditional methods as I walk away with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.