The Journey of George of The Jungle,
As he fights off things that are fungal.
And wow it's in 3D.
That surely has to be a sight to see.
There's dinosaurs, grass and rocks.
Plus some flashlights for shocks.
Maybe some dirt too.
It just much be watched by you.
They stand on a hill.
This Journey is sure to thrill.
With cracks in the rocks.
Bringing on more oh my shocks.
Wait! There is sand too.
And creatures up the wazoo.
Some grass as well.
This journey must be swell.
King Kong comes to play.
And this one is Fabulous on display.
Ego problem much?
Maybe this Journey just has the touch.
There are rocks, grass and dinosaurs too.
My what a new journey can do.
I mean we haven't seen that before, right?
This one reaches for such a fabulous height.
The dinosaurs are back.
On this Journey attack.
The grass too,
Along with some bugs in view.
A killer ant must surely make them win.
It has to take the cake at my bin.
Wait! There's a rock.
Does that still shock?
Gasp! The flashlights are back.
This Journey is surely going on the attack.
How can you pass it up.
There is even water to fill your cup.
Some grass too.
Wow, what a view!
Damn, there is a rock.
Who me? I'd never mock.
A cute little mole,
Is a lofty goal.
As this Journey wants to win.
But what a sin.
The rock is back,
With a weird face attack.
I hear they drool,
Which is so not cool.
Oh this Journey is made for TV.
You know that is surely something to see.
With a dinosaur as well,
Making them run like hell.
At least they get some exercise,
To work off those french fries.
Damn it, there is a rock.
I hope they don't get one in their sock.
I just can't pick who should win. Isn't that a sin? I mean look at all these great Journeys with their rocks. They should bring in viewers by the shocks. I didn't even show them in the right chronological order. Yet they all have the same border. Hmmm so is it safe to say, if you've seen one you've seen them all at your bay? I don't know. Maybe one has a rock that can glow. That would surely give it the win. Once more rip offs confuse at my bin. Or maybe I make them confuse as I pretend not to abuse. Either way the Journey's come in mass. This many would surely bore my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.