The Journey of George of The Jungle,
As he fights off things that are fungal.
And wow it's in 3D.
That surely has to be a sight to see.
There's dinosaurs, grass and rocks.
Plus some flashlights for shocks.
Maybe some dirt too.
It just much be watched by you.
They stand on a hill.
This Journey is sure to thrill.
With cracks in the rocks.
Bringing on more oh my shocks.
Wait! There is sand too.
And creatures up the wazoo.
Some grass as well.
This journey must be swell.
King Kong comes to play.
And this one is Fabulous on display.
Ego problem much?
Maybe this Journey just has the touch.
There are rocks, grass and dinosaurs too.
My what a new journey can do.
I mean we haven't seen that before, right?
This one reaches for such a fabulous height.
The dinosaurs are back.
On this Journey attack.
The grass too,
Along with some bugs in view.
A killer ant must surely make them win.
It has to take the cake at my bin.
Wait! There's a rock.
Does that still shock?
Gasp! The flashlights are back.
This Journey is surely going on the attack.
How can you pass it up.
There is even water to fill your cup.
Some grass too.
Wow, what a view!
Damn, there is a rock.
Who me? I'd never mock.
A cute little mole,
Is a lofty goal.
As this Journey wants to win.
But what a sin.
The rock is back,
With a weird face attack.
I hear they drool,
Which is so not cool.
Oh this Journey is made for TV.
You know that is surely something to see.
With a dinosaur as well,
Making them run like hell.
At least they get some exercise,
To work off those french fries.
Damn it, there is a rock.
I hope they don't get one in their sock.
I just can't pick who should win. Isn't that a sin? I mean look at all these great Journeys with their rocks. They should bring in viewers by the shocks. I didn't even show them in the right chronological order. Yet they all have the same border. Hmmm so is it safe to say, if you've seen one you've seen them all at your bay? I don't know. Maybe one has a rock that can glow. That would surely give it the win. Once more rip offs confuse at my bin. Or maybe I make them confuse as I pretend not to abuse. Either way the Journey's come in mass. This many would surely bore my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
It's so weird how there's so many "Journey to the," films and sadly I don't think I'll ever check out any of them, or do you think if I don't I'll be missing out? Awesome rhymes as per usual cat.
ReplyDeleteNo you won't miss a thing
DeleteBy avoiding such films at your wing
Read the book
As these things surely are not off the hook
methinks thoust needs to step away from the movie couch
ReplyDeleteyou've got all of us groaning and screaming ouch
as awesome as the rhyming is
you certainly sound pissed...:))
so pull on those sneakers and dash off for a run
you're bound to stumble into some new adventures...and as a bonus ...some sun...
good evening pat...:)
haha that I cannot do
DeleteOr I may break in two
But working on that
Here at my mat
And I could do this all year
But only one more movie one comes I fear
haha...burroughs i am sure is in one way excited to see how it caught on, but another rolling in his grave at some of what was born from his story, but then again that is history....and Hollywood which will slice something good til its opaque and tasteless....oh what a mess
ReplyDeleteYep they ruin it everytime
DeleteJust to make an extra dime
Sure he is having a good turn
As they dilute it and make it burn
Journey to the Center of the Earth
ReplyDeleteProductions from different sources
Where every other guy gets to make
Must well be good returns at stake
Hank
Yeah must make a buck
DeleteTo buy them a nice truck
Or it would not be made
I hope away it will fade
I guess Verne is happy in his grave. His work is so beloved to be remade and ruined by hollywood on countless occasions
ReplyDeleteYeah he is probably thrilled
DeleteAt least for each he gets billed
Poor Verne,
ReplyDeletein his grave he does turn
as the remakes take a twist
He didn't wish for this!
And with all those rocks
a geologist would mock,
Getting one in your sock
as the movie lovers flock.
lol.
Nope sure it wasn't a wish
DeleteNone of them are a delightful dish
At least what I saw
As away at your eyes they gnaw
Stabbing you in the feet
That rock would not be neat
The only version I saw was the original by Verne
ReplyDeleteAll of the rest can be dropped in the fire to burn.
Verne would turn over in his grave
if he he saw all the future gave!
Yep agree with you
DeleteLet them burn on cue
Surely would turn as well
As none of there are swell
Bloody brilliant post! If I went to the centre of the Earth I would take a flashlight and Doug McClure.
ReplyDeleteJust make sure you have a good pair of shoes too
DeleteWho knows what those rocks can do haha
Clever Pat. I like Adam's comment. Is it better to have your work morphed over and over or to never be discovered? I am not sure.
ReplyDeleteWell may be better for the pocket book
DeleteShould you still be alive at your nook
And to think they're all ripping off a book! Why can't people just read the book! Ahh heck with it! We need Patt Hatt to write a rhyme version of the journey to the centre of the earth! You gotta capitalize on there success! (and failers!)
ReplyDeletehahaha I could do that with ease
DeleteAlthough I may not please
And get sued
That'd just be rude
I never realized there were so many journey versions. I only watched one, the original one as it was so interesting. Don't care much for special effects but for the discovery along the way ~
ReplyDeleteHappy day Pat ~
Yeah the special effects are usually all flash
DeleteAnd make the movie that much more trash
Never knew there were that many at all
Until I went looking at my hall
So many movies?
ReplyDeleteThat really ain't groovy!
George of the Jungle?
Oh, what a bungle!
Shroeder? Treat Williams? King Kong?
Movies for ding dongs.
But, if I can't read the book, I'd rather be facin'...
My favorite of all...the one with James Mason.
Not at all
DeleteThey suck worse than poo from a seagull
George was better than two
But that doesn't take much to be true
Yep ding dongs indeed
Haven't watched that one at my feed
Call me crazy...but I've never actually seen any of these!! Boy do I feel out of the loop now...hmph :(
ReplyDelete7 version and you haven't even seen one
DeleteWow, and to think you still actually gave that awful spice girls movie a run haha
Maybe once, just once, the big, bad dinosaurs will prevail and open up a can of whoop ass on thoe humans who threaten them. BTW- thank you for pointing out that I still had annoying WV. I think I fixed the problem.
ReplyDeleteNow that would be fun to see
DeleteI might even watch with glee
As the humans become lunch
Glad you gave WV the punch
On a journey
ReplyDeleteI'll go
but in minds
eye only
for climbing
and sweating
and grunting
and moaning
the earths
crusty places
just aren't
for me.
I do like dino's though, I have a rather large collection of plastic ones that I play make-believe with. Shut-up, I know I'm 50 but damn there's not much to do out her in bum fuck Egypt where I live.
Yeah all the crap
DeleteYou'd have to go through for such a lap
I'd rather go take a nap
Then fall for a dino trap
LMAO make believe with the dino
As you mimic a whino? hahaha
I have some in the closet somewhere at home
But I don't bring them out and let them roam
ya know...i think i should join them on their journey to the center of the earth..do you think there will be starbucks...? ok, ok..just a question...smiles
ReplyDeletehaha you never know
DeleteThey may not have starbucks but I'm sure a rip off will show
Holy Toledo! I didn't know there were so many journeys to the center of the earth. Seems like it's a booming tourist industry. Where can I sign up to go on one?
ReplyDeleteHmm well if you have a million or two
DeleteI'm sure you can get a film made that will follow you
OMGoodness...creatures up the wazoo, could be rather painful? So, what happened to all the old black and white movies of this too !! Haha.
ReplyDeleteI had no clue they'd done this sooooo many times. Talk about overkill!
Didn't see any black and white
DeleteThey are just a fright
Not even on dvd
For me to see
I've only seen the most recent one. But would be fun to see them all!
ReplyDeleteGet drunk this summer? okay! :)
xo
DeleteYou have unearthed a problem here Pat . . .
but at the centre of it all, the core,
i bet they re not poles apart
but whadaiknow???
Yeah might not be so fun
DeleteI wouldn't suggest it be done
haha I guess you could be right
DeleteYou might have to dig down there to prove it some night
Dear I never see any of these and never play with someone of this LOL
ReplyDeletehave a nice Tuesday
Yeah you are better off for not watching them too
DeleteOr many an oh dear would come from you haha
Yes dear; thanks to you all know me like "gloria dear" sooo...
Deletehaha see I got you a nickname
DeleteNow you and your dear have tons of fame
holy crap. I had no idea there were so many of them. I only knew about the book, the old version and the, as you aptly state, George of the Jungle version, could have gone with Mummy hunter as well, but George was certainly the better choice. Lol I actually like that movie. The 3D, one of the only ones I like in that form, there are a few, but someone gave it to me one Christmas, and I thought the movie as a whole was ok, but the 3D had some pretty neat effects on the TV no less.
ReplyDeleteYeah there are a ton
DeleteThey felt need to give a run
I liked the Mummy one
So George had to be spun
It was an okay movie I suppose
But 3D still just curls my toes
wowwww this is really creative!! nice work :)
ReplyDeleteCreative I can be
DeleteHere at my sea
spoilt f0r choice and that's a fact - took me everywhere my dear friend Pat - :)) hgs Lib
ReplyDeleteI will not spoil
DeleteYou have to go dig in the soil
You can try to go on any kind of Journey
ReplyDeletebut you should still be full of worry
Elsie the Elf has her staff full of power and might
and you shall cower and be full of fright
once Anne spins and weaves her tale
I'm sure the evil cat will only wail!!
I have been sensing a theme about ripping things off...any reason? LOL
And I see you have a new avi to pick on above...a new one eye has landed at your shore LMAO
I know a thing or two
DeleteAbout how to avoid you
Just go the opposite way
To your one eyed display
That isn't to tough
So you can try to get rough haha
I said on Sunday it was rip off week
I did one and more just came out of this movie geek
So I decided to do a week of them at my sea
And yeah she's always been a one eye to but doesn't come around enough to get picked on as easy as thee hahaha
Goodness! How many Journeys are there running around!?
ReplyDeleteI just noticed the painting over the fireplace in your header. How long has it been there? Am I going blind?
Ten too many I'd say
DeleteAnd WOW you are kind of ummm slow on that display hahaha
What is with people trying to go into the middle of the Earth anyways? Weird...
ReplyDeleteYeah they all won't to go to hell
DeleteI guess it must be swell
Are they all based on the Jules Verne novel? They certainly share the original title, regardless. I love Verne's works but I've never seen any of these movies.
ReplyDeleteYeah they are all based on the book
DeleteBetter off not giving any a look
There have been that many? Seriously?
ReplyDeleteYep, pretty pathetic isn't it
DeleteClearly some movie people have no wit
Since the master of the house
ReplyDeletemight be happier chasing a mouse
I feel his critique a bit strange.
A better movie for him,
would be much less grim,
and involve a lion on the range.....
Daktari, perhaps, a better spool to view
A tale of courage and honor anew,
But in the end,
and if his tail will bend,
then the center of the earth will do!
Yeah I suppose it is weird for the cat
DeleteBut I have to watch the things of Pat
I sit and I stare
Here at our lair
At his daily movie fair
While I lick my bum bare
So the center of the earth it is
At least now you can pass a quiz
I would love to have some popcorn and stuff
ReplyDeletebecause you've tempted this movie buff
I'll be right back after the concession stand
and for your poem, I clap my hands.
Bravo, Pat. :)
haha tempted to watch that
DeleteWell I suppose easy enough at your mat
As with so many to see
You can just get one and say you've seen each movie
That was one crazy walk
ReplyDeletedown "how many can we make" lane
it all seems quite insane
'specially a Journey 2
and what a breakthrough
it has a "Rock" that can talk
Yeah the dumb Rock
DeleteWhat a shock
I wish he didn't talk
And go gave some tooth fairy a walk
the only thing i liked about George of the Jungle version was that it was in 3D. In fact, I think it was the first of this new state-of-the-art 3D that I had seen in the movies, so I was very very impressed.
ReplyDeletefruit essence facial mask
Yeah I still wish the 3d to go away
DeleteUntil they can make it without any stupid glasses needed for the display
Even then I wouldn't care
I don't need 3d to be aware haha
ooo- gotta go with the King Kong storyline! that's sure to be the best. I love him.
ReplyDeletehaha King Kong for the win
DeleteProb some guy in a suit though which is a sin
so.. many.. adaptations...
ReplyDeleteYeah too many I'd say
DeleteThey need to go away
Fun stuff!
ReplyDeleteFun at my show
DeleteThat I know