Johnny 5 is alive.
Damn, he must not have wanted to survive.
I mean just look below.
He didn't seem to grow.
He kind of shrunk.
Now he collects junk.
Oh wait! That is Wall-E.
You'll have to excuse me.
A horrid movie is above.
I show it no love.
The sequel too,
And the other one a while back that came due.
All a load of crap.
That need to take a dirt nap.
But they were created long ago.
In the comics don't you know.
Invisibility, stretching, strength and speed.
Come with the FF so you better take heed.
Oh wait! Excuse me once more.
For the same things are had pretty much by the below four.
Humans and cars on display.
What could they possibly have in common you say?
Hmmm well let's see.
I bet a comparision can be found by me.
Guy about to hit it big,
Smashes a fence like a twig.
Gets forced to stay in town,
Making him frown.
Falls in love and sees the light.
Changes his foresight.
Change guy to car,
And you have a rip off by far.
But let's just say.
That the guy one on display.
At least gives a thrill.
And you'll get your fill.
As her backside isn't all you see.
Like the below pic shown by me.
And it was rated pg-13 too.
What they got away with letting all hang out to view.
One is french and one is not.
Hmm don't they resemble the other a whole lot?
A rip off indeed.
No other way to put it at my feed.
Both have a search,
Because a fish got left in the lerch.
Both have nutty characters much the same.
This rip off basically just changed its name.
I could go on and on. As the more I looked the more things began to dawn. And here I thought Pixar was somewhat original at least. I guess just the nature of the beast. Those with the money steal good ideas from those who can't defend themselves one bit. Then they make it seem like they have wit. Not even going into Toy Story land, as all three ripped off something no matter how grand. Being so blatant deserves some sass, at least they could try to hide it better from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.









No#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Back a top
DeleteHere at my shop
I always thought that the Incredibles were a direct rip off of the Fantastic Four too although I can't believe you're hating on those films you menace! They were pretty damn good! :P Is the "one before," you're referencing this weird one with really bad special effects from ages ago? You must be a buff if you seen that enough!
ReplyDeleteGreat rhymes Pat, enjoy your Summer because it's not a bummer.
Yeah that is pretty much what it is
DeleteSo had to be shown in this rip off biz
Blah I'll hate on those all I want
My dreams they haunt
Not as bad as Blade 3 or X3 and such
But still never liked them much
Yeah saw that old crappy one ages ago too
Was not something worth a view
X 3 was vile and not worth the while
DeleteSo was Blade, I'd love to hit that final with a grenade
Fantastic Four? I'm not so sure at my door
The Thing needs no hate, it's clobberin time mate
True the Thing was the only good part about the four
DeleteThe rest need to take the garbage bin tour
And can join blade 3 and X3
In some deep dark place where no one can see
I got rid of looking for originality a long time ago, my friend. The Hollywood's a dead zombie area of copycats, simple as that.
ReplyDeleteYeah that works too
DeleteA zombie area with no clue
A rip off it is just so blatant
ReplyDeleteOther's ideas are easily stolen
Can't something definite be done
Those defenseless could only mourn
Hank
Yeah some get taken for a ride
DeleteAnd they have to take it in stride
Because the big suits and such
Have lawyers that will fight them much
haha...pixar finally has an original thought, after the mental drought....they just recycle the spin cycle and see what sticks...fantastic four is what it is, at least its better than the original whizzz....
ReplyDeleteYeah that is the size of it
DeleteRecycle and reuse like a twit
I suppose they want to save the planet
Someone should take the rip off and ban it
So Solomon said
ReplyDeletethere's nothing new
under the sun
and now you
at your mat
have said
it too.
A cat that
copies
or a copy
cat,
well what
do you
think of that.
Well Cat at least you ripped off a really good writer, while Pixar only stole their stuff from crappy films.
Yep I had to agree
DeleteAs that's all I see
Rip off here and rip off there
But as long as they make their dough they don't care
A copy cat is so old
I'd rather using a cat that copies and be bold
Yeah I ripped off Suess a bit
But I'm not afriad to use words like shit haha
It's been a while since I really hassled you Cat and I thought it was high time that I did. You know fecker and pecker rhyme too Cat, now why didn't Seuss think of that.
DeleteAlways fun when you hassle me
DeleteFor I can come back at thee
Like the litter out the rump
I think he didn't want to turn parents into a grump
hahahaha, I meant to say hahahaha after that!! Now I've just ripped off the Cat!
ReplyDeleteBeing a rip off too
DeleteShame on you
But until you have a pringle can of poo
Your rip off won't be fully true haha
Parody is the highest form of compliment Cat. No I've no Pringle cans of poo, but I can't eat feckin' Pringles without thinking of you. You've ruined a perfectly good crisp for me Cat.
Deletehahaha well they aren't the best for you
DeleteSo I guess the cat is saving you too
It seems nobody can come up with their own original ideas for movies these days! Everything is all remakes or rip-offs!
ReplyDeleteYep that is about the size of it
DeleteAll movies are ruled by some greed ridden twit
Original is hard to find in movies nowadays. But probably the same could be said for books, television, and (horrors) even poetry....but not your bay, Pat. YOU are an ORIGINAL!
ReplyDeleteYeah that is very true
DeleteAnything in ones view
Can be found to be a rip off of something
I'm pretty original at least in my wing haha
I've never seen any of these!
ReplyDeleteNot the originals or remakes, if you please!
Guess I'm just not with the plan
in cartoon land! ha.
Doesn't look like I missed out on much
with the silly plots repeated, and such.
Yeah not a whole lot
DeleteSome were hot to trot
Doc Hollywood beats them all
Watched that plenty a times at my stall
You are too busy with trains and Alvin being home on the range hahahahaha
To ever watch something so strange
yeah, and 'strange' is relative, isn't it?
DeleteBut Home On The Range does give me fits.
Especially when paired with a Beethoven symphony!
It can really drive me to insanity!
hahaha yeah I'd want to run
DeleteEspecially after hearing it a ton
Yes, but right now all is quiet here
Deleteand to that I give a cheer
until the bus comes down the street
for now I'll savor the silence as a treat.
hahaha.
how's the arm
still sending pain alarms?
Yeah still a pain
DeleteHave to use my left arm for the mouse at my work lane haha
But getting fixed up I hope
Got rid of that crummy arse food so no longer at the end of my rope
Still not being able to type a ton
Is just no fun haha
Wow. Ambidextrous you will be
Deleteat your sea!
Maybe they could do a lobotomy
and tell you all is pain free.
lol...
LOL at least I wouldn't feel a thing
DeleteAs long as they could put it back in at my wing haha
You would want it back in your head.
Deletehaving it in your wing would cause you dread!
hahahahahahaha.
I think I'll avoid nurse ratchett
DeleteAs she may want to use a hatchet
Then I'd be screwed
That would just be crude and rude
I actually enjoyed Doc Hollywood. I had to watch it for "homework" for a law and medicine class in law school. Imagine that!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah I really enjoyed it too
DeleteBut Cars ripped it off on cue
The ideas're flying in the air
ReplyDeleteand who's care
if one catches it soon
under the moon
or another,
does it matter
where you get fun from
England/France sister/brother? :)
Matters if it is a copy cat
DeleteBy some dirty rat
But oh well
In those times we dwell
Pierrot looks like snot
ReplyDeleteWell either way it rhymes
DeleteWith the rip off crimes
nice pics
ReplyDeleteSo you say
DeleteAt every bay
So in Doc Hollywood you see bare breasts? Does that mean we get to see car chest in Cars? I know we see Herbies headlights in those Herbie movies!!
ReplyDeleteSadly Cars is car chest free
DeleteThe headlights are all that cause glee
Pass again; sorry but I never seen these :(
ReplyDeleteOh dear
DeleteYou need to see more movies I fear
I remember I saw Memo. count???
DeleteI suppose it could
DeleteIf you meant Nemo and at my hood haha
Whoa! Look at you connecting the dots! I can't believe that last one--the French one. I thought Pixar was pretty original, too--I mean for recycling old stories. Hmm... :D <3
ReplyDeleteYeah I thought they were something sorta new
DeleteBut upon a closer view
I guess not
They copy a whole lot
Now I'm sad that Pixar copies too
ReplyDeleteWhy can't they be original like you?
Your rhymes flow with such ease
unless you copy them from your fleas?
I see my threats from yesterday did not scare
but one day soon you will to beware!!
Unless I go and storm your beach
DeleteThen your threats are out of reach
Or course I could buy from your store
And that would piss you off forever more haha
Nope no copying here
And yeah Pixar too are like a dumb misguided deer
Tourist season is almost done
Deleteand my beaches will no longer be overrun
with any of your foreign stealing kind
bread and chips I'll be able to find
traffic will be all free and clear
all the Canadians will no longer be here!
Let him come to your shores Elsie. Then put him in a plastic bag and drown him. I've heard Canadians can't swim anyway because they lack buoyancy. It's from eating all that Canadian Bacon.
DeletePfft now I know
DeleteThe correct time to go
And come on down
Stealing all the bread from your town
Of course that'd end up in the trash
As it gives Pat a bad rash haha
Don't start that Canadian Bacon thing
For there is no such thing at our wing
Dumb americans named ham that
No canadian calls ham canadian bacon at our mat
At one point ideas stop being original. Interesting!! Maybe they need a more creative team ;)
ReplyDeleteYeah maybe they do
DeleteOr at least be less blantant with their rip off crew
The Japanese have produced some films that immediately became cowboy movies here. Even Godzilla!
ReplyDeleteAre there no new ideas?
Yeah Hollywood just has to westernize it I guess
DeleteAnd make it one big mess
Everything is an idea stolen from an original, isn't it. The USA did steal the Japanese move 'The Seven Samurai' and turned it into the cowboy movie 'The Magnificent Seven' Trust Hollywood...lol
ReplyDeleteLove that sass from your little rhyming ass ;)
Never new that one
DeleteBut yeah nothing new under the sun
Stupid Hollywood
Burn it all down we should
True, but at least The Incredibles didn't suck!
ReplyDeleteThat is very true
DeleteThe Incredibles was well worth a view
Unlike the fantastic four
Which was just a bore
You've made a great point. It takes a lot of thought to come up with something totally original. But I have to say, I did like Finding Nemo, and my kids did, too. So I won't sass them too much on that one.
ReplyDeleteThey are thieves though
DeleteMight have been a good show
Steal a thief is a thief
And causes others grief
I will pop in to see you and a few other people at least once a week Cat. And if my kitty Fang has kittens, you'll be the first to know. I might even name one of them Orlin.
ReplyDeleteStealing the cat's name
DeleteI guess it will grow his fame
Stole that from stargate though
Just so you know haha
Fantastic Four
ReplyDeleteWas very poor.
Indeed it was
DeleteCorrect buzz
I like the Incredibles and also the FF ~ light and entertaining.
ReplyDeleteWell, its hard for a movie nowadays to be original, its always a spin-off or reboot of an old one ~
Hope you are enjoying the last days of summer ~
Yeah that is very true
DeleteStill too blantant in their view
Enjoying more now I suppose
Now that I no longer have such woes
Now do the same thing with video games and you should see the same thing. :P
ReplyDeletehaha that would be a whole other week
DeleteSending me up the rip off creek
haha you're right- every story gets retold for commercial gain! no doubt.
ReplyDeletePS - the incredibles is one of the best movies ever. It's virtually perfect!
Yeah retold and sold
DeleteSo they can get gold
It was a really good movie I will admit
No matter if it ripped off the FF a bit haha