I mean how could they not come from above? These words take flight like a dove. They are filled with such love and obviously someone has taken off the glove. Of what do I speak? Once more we go up the search engine creek. I can't even bring myself to put subtitles on these ones. They are so awe inspiring they would impress the nuns. Or pucker your buns and give you the runs. The choice is yours though as I get on with the show.
"boy bye not with them shoes on"
I guess the shoes were dirty or funky? Maybe they were rather clunky. If you want shoe advice you might not want to ask a cat, we eat them at our mat.
"hotel in new orlinese"
I have my own new hotel? Boy, that is swell. I hope I get a free room and maybe even a massage with a hair groom.
"breath dang you"
You want me to breathe or breath at my bay? Have to be clear on what you say. Maybe me breath is bad or I'm unconscious at my pad. You really do need to tell for one I'd need someone to yell.
"what would rhyme with zipper his blue?"
Chipper of woo
Flipper the blue
Dipper is new
Clipper of Mew
Wasn't that hard for me? Yeah, not really. Although I did us a Pokemon at the end. That might drive some around the bend.
"fat old ladies with no teeth"
Hmmmmm and hmmmm some more. I don't need you to share such a fetish at my shore.
I guess there is an etiquette to it. You don't want to go so much you shit. Also don't want to make too much noise if more are around then just the boys. Or do it in a confined space or in someones face. Damn! Too much to it. I'll just let it rip and take the hit.
"grasshopper with a big butt"
Another fetish I do not need to know. Watch where you mow!
"what is the song that goes lets turn back the clock"
Hmmm I know one from the movie We're Back. But does this look like Radioshack?
"japanese bitch licking cat"
Blah! Keep your fetish to yourself. Go share it with some damn dirty elf.
"can you move away you have bad breath"
Again with the bad breath on display. Are they trying to tell me something at my bay? Maybe that last can of food or the rat left it rather crude.
"sheep elephant mix"
I so hope the sheep is the male. Otherwise the elephant will crush it like a snail.
"how to get your legs to not touch"
Ummm keep them apart. You are dumber than a wood filled cart.
"longer longer longer drop now you have a wenchenbak rhyme"
Longer and longer and longer they seem to get at me sea and stronger and stronger their IQ level seems to drop right in front of me.
"boobies painted as kitties"
Another fetish has found the cat. Damn, I guess I could have had a subtitle at my mat. The fetish freaks who probably go around wearing bird beaks. Yeah, I know. It's too wordy though.
"damn you breath stink"
Swearing at me now. I guess I better brush my teeth before I meow.
"har sass may ho tum"
Only speak English here and the language of my little rhyming rear.
"hands off youp"
I don't want youp though. He/she/it is just scary with that youp like glow.
"you ever kiss a bunny on the nose? pucker up buttercup"
Is that your best line? I doubt you could even convince a fat out of shape feline.
"your worries and fears become your friends and they end up smiling"
Hmm fears can smile? Now that is just vile. I suppose they can turn the dial, as you'll lose weight if they make you run a mile.
"freak the mighty robot man"
Sounds so scary. Is the robot hairy? Has to be if he's a freak. I bet he was made by a geek.
"japan superhero toilet paper"
I guess you like to wipe your bum well giving off the Spiderman theme hum. That must give you a thrill. Try that, I probably never will.
And the WINNER this time of the search engine chime!
"can a mime make a rhyme sure a mime can make a rhyme but"
Why did I let the mime one win, especially with how much I hate them at my bin? For it just proves my point. That mimes are dumb at any joint. For they actually typed that all out in their search engine shout. Then they couldn't even finish their sentence right and just added to their plight. They used the same rhyming words over and over, making them worse then a butt sniffing rover. So they can get the idiotic search win today, gladly here at my bay. So another edition has come to pass and even more long winded nut jobs seem to be finding my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.