Hidden In Plain Sight But Still A Fright!

So you saw how they rip off movies to try to confuse you. Now they rip off things to scare you with their view. Don't believe me? Well pretty soon you will agree.

That old bitty, Ruth.
Who I keep referring to at my booth.
Is surely offended by this one.
Doesn't she want to make you pucker up a ton?

A rip off and then some.
Look at that huge bum.
Poor beached whales must be in disarray.
And I'm sure the dogs bark or just run away.

Peacocks must be upset.
But might like that golden net.
Though the make up threw them off.
The world's peacocks continue to scoff.

This one did two in one.
Doesn't he look so fun?
Socks and sheets must feel the crunch,
As this rip off is really out to lunch.

All that material must have been hard to come by.
Think it could make him fly?
Ballerinas all around,
Must be wishing him to the pound.

Ripping off those nose things.
That Blabber has at her wings.
Just using a finger,
And he surely lets it linger.

Hmm not sure one would want to rip off plastic ass.
Looks like their face could pass gas.
That wig as well,
Makes them look like some creature from Hell.

Ripping off Whoopi Goldberg must be fun.
But he really doesn't resemble a nun.
Maybe just a Son in Law.
I hope his fingernail doesn't have a claw.

Ummm errr enough said?
Doesn't she just rip off dread?
Or is she pretty to your eye?
You must be a really hard up girl or guy.

And what rip off is this?
Well this one thinks it can cause bliss.
For Assblaster is its name.
It's trying to steal my fame.

Were they not some rip offs you never knew? Some will make you scrub your eyes upon view. But the Assblaster takes the cake. And no, that name is not fake. It is the real deal and gets my rip off seal. It just better not come to my grass or I'll blow it away with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.