It seems the cat isn't the only one with special powers for there were others back when the aliens were building those pyramid towers. They could apparently put the bibbity bobbity boo on you too. So the cat decided to warn you of such a thing should you ever see such a statue at your wing.
Aren't all of these cats just mean? One is even very obscene. So now you know that no matter what the cat does at his sea. I will never cause such grief upon thee. But in case you do get stuck in the view of one of these all you have to do is pretend to have fleas. Scratch away behind your ear and send out a rhyme time cheer. The curse will pass and you will thank my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.