Thought you could avoid me and the rip off week at bush number three? Well you know I like to go on one way or another about the movie. Mostly bad, as most now a days aren't groovie. Who uses that word? Damn, I must sound absurd. Oh well, what the hell. Of course I can't ignore you and so I saved the best for last at my zoo.
Rip offs a plenty all week,
Some you never again want to seek.
But it had to be done,
And now on with the final one.
As the cat will rip off now,
With a simple meow.
Each one of you.
I guess I am technically ripping myself off too.
The Gapper = The Gawker
Sounds like races with a walker.
Or jumping over holes.
Which can be lofty goals.
Comatose Tongue = Numb Tongue.
Too big a word to be flung.
Plus makes one in need of a hospital bed,
And the germs just cause dread.
Irish Draft = Irish Air
Draft tones down her blare.
And we all know she likes to yap.
So air sounds better as she comes to flap.
Prattle = Blabber
Rhymes with tattle so may make people want to stab her.
Then she'll whine,
And just annoy the feline.
Singular Eye = One Eye
The word is too big and might make her cry.
For the tears will come as she tries to read.
Those big words can be deadly indeed.
Rudiments Nazi = Grammar Nazi
Sounds like something said by Potsie.
And it does not bring Happy Days.
Or any sunny rays.
Concordance Collector = Dictionary Collector.
Something collected by Hannibal Lector?
That would surely bring a scare,
But it sounds so rare.
Vacillate = Waffles.
Sounds like some rare falafels.
I surely would not eat.
Does not sound like a treat.
Child-Bearer Zen = Mama Zen.
Hmmm that may get backlash at any den.
So best avoid that,
To stay a safe cat.
An Amber Brew For A Shower = A Beer For A Shower.
Such a long saying would make some cower.
Plus it gets rid of the A,
With its An display.
Dayfantasizertoo = Daydreamertoo.
Hmmm with that little clue.
It sounds a bit kinky,
Maybe she does things with a slinky?
Meandmyvisioncap = Meandmythinkingcap.
Oh the people will flap.
As now she's a psychic too.
Can you tell me the lottery numbers that will come due?
And so you see,
Whether the nickname from me,
Or your own one,
Rip offs just should not be done.
They pale in the originals light.
Whether day or night.
Just like my diminutive rhyming ass,
That would not sound as crass.
So think twice before the rip off comes due as they will just go all blah on you and now the rip off week is through and God only knows what else will come from my zoo. Actually I know as I'm 40 posts ahead once more. But you'll just have to wait to see what comes due at my shore. Now back to sounding more crass with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.