
Think you get the jest of it.
For Wayman Publishing brought forth this hit.
To honor Melynda's close call,
With her eyesight thanks to that crap diabetes at her hall.
Starting on September's second day
Over at the amazon way
You can have a look
At many a book
Fill your nook,
Hook or by crook
That just popped in
Used it for the win.
Which you can also do,
Free for many a zoo.
Of course there is a rule or three.
But it is all free.
Like so many displays,
Over those three days.
There will be a Golden Sky,
Just Nonsense will also fly.
The Swashbuckle Chuckle is there,
Of course from my lair.
How to Lose a Tooth,
A Realm of Middle Damned could join your booth.
More Nonsense can come your way,
Open Doors once more with a story from my bay.
The Best of ECWrites,
Where the clap causes frights.
Kind of naive says the cat,
But too funny to Pat.
The Sword of Senack you can give a whack.
Twelve Habits for Highly Effective Cats and their humans, the later not always sharp as a tack.
Damn, that line was long,
But how can you go wrong?
For they are all free,
So to amazon you flee.
Only three days to snatch them up.
Can read and drink from your coffee cup.
If you can do two things at once.
I know, a few are a dunce.
But we won't point them out,
They may come here and pout.
And there are plenty more on display,
Going for cheap who joined the fray.
And some even for a good cause,
Who I'll pretend to give an applause,
Will be giving 10% of sales,
To the american diabetes rails.
Don't even get me started on those things,
I'll save that for some other blog post rings.
All one big scam,
"Cure" is the equivalent of toe jam.
But that is neither here nor there,
Let's face it, it's everywhere.
So just let that one go,
And check out all the novels that show.
Plus fill out the thingy below,
And you could watch your wallet grow.
With $200 bucks in cash,
Surely will cure any rash.
Or a premade blog design,
That will surely be divine.
With $200 bucks in cash,
Surely will cure any rash.
Or a premade blog design,
That will surely be divine.
Now if you still don't have a clue,
One thing left to say, Whoopdi Friggin Doo!
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(@vBGiveaways) August 25, 2012
And of course the hosts would like to thank you all so I'll give them a little cat call.
Wayman Publishing
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Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
I'm definitely going to have to take a look at this Pat, thanks so much for sharing and I think I'll enter at least some of this mammoth giveaway so thanks for sharing and good luck to everybody. Enjoy the fart too, make sure you're near a loo.
ReplyDeleteTons to see there
DeleteShould be an interseting affair
The cat enjoys his farts too
Except when they drive him to the loo haha
I'll give it a try. Thanks for sharing :)
ReplyDeleteWill always share
DeleteWhether one wants it or not at my lair haha
free books, now that is my kind crooks....thanks for the intel, not leaving me with lentels....
ReplyDeleteYeah the free
DeleteWill surely be something to see
At the amazon tree
Even one by me
wow...look at all those choices to enter
ReplyDeleteand the cause is always a winner!
Yeah a winner this time
DeleteNot just me cheating with a little rhyme hahaha
Free books? Has me hooked :)
ReplyDeleteYeah free
DeleteIs surely the way to be
The Swashbuckle Chuckle is there? Thats great! I hope people give it a look!! Cause its a great book!!
ReplyDeleteYeah get it out there for more to see
DeleteThen maybe number 2 could be done by thee
free books..
ReplyDeleteahaa who doesn't like that :)
Fill your nook,
Hook or by crook...
very practical approach pat :P
Yeah practical I can be
DeleteEven if I'm kind of crazy
And a premade blog design would be divine! I wish I could win that. I keep drooling over her amazing templates--okay that sounded weird LOL!
ReplyDeleteYeah hers are grand
DeleteI had a look at her land
Better put away the drool
The dog might think it's cool hahaha
this is a nice link.Pat:)
ReplyDeleteI can be nice once in a while
DeleteAlthough mean is more my style haha
Yes you have different styles dear LOL
Deletehaha keep you on your toes
DeleteAnd give some woes
I actually got a tablet yesterday, though I can't figure out how to use any ebook that isn't from barnes and noble yet.
ReplyDeleteSure you will get to it
DeleteNever tried one so I'd also have no idea at my pit
Free books,giveaways
ReplyDeleteGreat to start the day
And hoping to win
Yes, give it a fling
Hank
Yeah free and win
DeleteSurely not a sin
Those words can work
Leaving one with a smirk
To get free flow...
ReplyDeleteThat kidney stone
must surely go.
You know.
Cause then there's peein'
without the screamin'.
I never ever want one of those
DeleteHere's hoping the stream flows
This is great!
ReplyDeleteSo you say
DeleteAt every single bay
Thanks Pat for the link...will give it a look
ReplyDeleteWe have Kobo though, I wish it can be downloaded as well ~
Happy day to you ~
Happy day
DeleteHad to look up Kobo at my bay
Never heard of that one
And yeah there are a ton
Kobo is the Canadian version of e-book, Kindle.
DeleteAww got it now
DeleteWonder if it can Canadian meow haha
That might be the longest Rafflecopter I've ever seen--LOL! But what a great cause! I lost a good, GOOD friend and mentor to Type 1 diabetes. He slowly lost his vision, then he stopped healing. I hate that illness! Here's hoping them much success! :o) <3
ReplyDeleteLOL yeah it is very very very long
DeleteThat damn disease is so wrong
Need to get rid of it fast
But instead the rich just want it to last
All conspiracy theory I know
But will always let it flow
Thanks for the giveaway!
ReplyDeleteNot a problem at my sea
DeleteAs I do it with glee
Got to love a give away...cheers Pat
ReplyDeleteYeah they are grand
DeleteEspecially if a chance you stand
Wow, what a deal.
ReplyDeleteThis sure has appeal.
Hope it is for real!
Real it is
DeleteThis free biz
Hahahaha love it!!! Awesome giveaway!!
ReplyDeleteGlad you like
DeleteThe giveaway hike
hmmm. free you say….well that is the price I love to pay…each and everyday, free is like glee, without those singing teens…will have to check it out. Definitely a post to shout about
ReplyDeleteYeah screw the singing teens
DeleteThey are nasty on my screens
And free is grand
So shouted it out to the land
Okay. I think I just "liked" and "followed" everybody in cyberspace. LOL! Cool contest! Yeah, and whoopdi friggen doo sums it up nicely!
ReplyDeleteLOL there is a ton
DeleteBut at least with such a run
May find under your sun
That you won
This is the coolest way to announce a giveaway and charity fundraiser. :)
ReplyDeleteThe cat never stops
DeleteEven adding giveaways to his crops
Sounds like a great cause. I'll have to decline from the giveaway. :)
ReplyDeleteYeah takes a while
DeleteAnd can be a trial
that's a really cool giveaway
ReplyDeleteCool from this rhyming fool
DeleteMakes dogs drool
Visiting you via the Blogfest! I'm so thankful for voiceBoks and the people it brings into my blogging world. It's nice to find someone so adept with the written word! You have a lovely blog!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the visit to my zoo
DeleteAnd all the compliments from you
I like poems that rhyme! And I think I'll come back to your blog another time!
ReplyDeleteGlad you do
DeleteAs rhymes will always be here to view
Thanks for stopping by At Home with Rebecka and following my site! In your comment you said to get rid of WV. Sorry, I'm clueless...what is WV?? Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI will be over to let you know
DeleteIn a second at your show
Awesome giveaway and great way to bring traffic to so many people and sites. Thanks for the chance to win and for all the new places to check out.
ReplyDeleteYeah lots to do
DeleteThanks for the view
What a fun, creative blog! Thanks for participating in the giveaway and for supporting such a wonderful cause! :-)
ReplyDeleteWill support away
DeleteEach and every day
Here at my bay
And thanks for the look under my sunny ray