Firstly, who would really want to be named It? Wouldn't that hinder you a bit? I guess with the cousin at the start. It is better than something like fart. So Cousin It comes with all that hair jibber jabbering in a language oh so rare. So many seem to have taken him to heart too. Ripping him off with their oh so hairy view.
Even if hair you can't stand.
With that hat Cousin It has to impress,
That is why we have another rip off mess.
The mutt is having fun.
Making its hair stand on end.
And this is only the start of the rip off trend.
With the It hairdo.
Maybe it's his evil twin.
Either way the hair is a sin.
Can sport it all over town.
And might scare many away.
But the It look seems to be here to stay.
It marketing it would cause a brain fit.
And they are naked too.
Again crackless so they can forgo the loo.
So the human has to be aware.
Even donning the name,
The shaggy hair grows in fame.
With such a hair flow?
You know you want to be a rip off too.
Getting the Cousin It hairdo.
Going for the rip off win.
Sadly the bald part just doesn't work.
But with that smirk you know it's a perk.
Who rips off on a whim.
From a bird to Cousin It,
He doesn't care one Con Air bit.
But why hasn't it gotten more fame?
Why aren't all bowing and chanting Cousin It's name?
For such a rip off should spread,
Covering each with a It like head.
For with him you might want a bald head.
At least the rip off agenda is stalled this time,
Unlike each previous movie chime.
Maybe if a strange guy with big scissors stalked the rich,
They'd get quite a nasty twitch.
And have their balls in a ringer,
As I think he'd become quite the clinger.
So thanks to Cousin It, we have found a way to end the rip offs bit by bit. Or course there will always be a few, like the mutt who eats it's own poo, who tries to push the limits and go for it. Damn, all I'd need to do is talk about the movie It, then it would be Cousin It watching It because it likes It. That would be quite the hit. Don't going ripping off in mass and you too will avoid the scissors like my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.