As a scary face to compare in view.
Plus he has wood,
Be scared you should.
As his look is more dim.
But I'll let it pass,
As he is quite the hairy mass.
That surely doesn't fail.
Plus to make you feel the burn,
He carries around an urn for when it's your turn.
I think that face is something of lore.
He'd scare the boogey man away,
With such a scary display.
Plus he might make you cough.
As he shoves it down your throat.
Scary rip off has my vote.
Has the rip off embrace.
Plus he would squash you,
Making your body turn blue.
With his pucker up display.
Might want to avoid,
And be very very paranoid.
Plus whacko all over town.
Talking to his hands as well,
Having The as a first name must be hell.
Or street, sea or valley.
Looks like he may want to eat you.
So steer clear of his view.
But around them don't get weary.
As those banjos might play,
Not making for a very nice day.
I think there is another way to stop the move rip off display. Just plank any of these guys in view and they may pump out something new. Damn, the ideas just keep on coming as away I go with my rip off humming. As loose as this one may be, can't say it wasn't at least a little scary. But maybe they turn on some lass, either way you won't be judged too harshly,
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.