Ripping Off The Scary Face, Which Some Truly Embrace!

After the scissor guy, who caught somes eye. I figured what better way then to have a rip off scary face display. Can you rip off a scary face? Don't you need one to rip off in the first place? Hmmm I guess I'll just go with it and not start another Cousin It like it fit.

Yeah this will do,
As a scary face to compare in view.
Plus he has wood,
Be scared you should.

I guess rip off never quite got to him,
As his look is more dim.
But I'll let it pass,
As he is quite the hairy mass.

Scary and pale,
That surely doesn't fail.
Plus to make you feel the burn,
He carries around an urn for when it's your turn.

Ummm errr need I say more?
I think that face is something of lore.
He'd scare the boogey man away,
With such a scary display.

Sock on the hand and Cousin It rip off,
Plus he might make you cough.
As he shoves it down your throat.
Scary rip off has my vote.

Yep, surely a scary face.
Has the rip off embrace.
Plus he would squash you,
Making your body turn blue.

Scary in a whole other way.
With his pucker up display.
Might want to avoid,
And be very very paranoid.

Yeah he has it down,
Plus whacko all over town.
Talking to his hands as well,
Having The as a first name must be hell.

Yep, wouldn't want to see him in an alley,
Or street, sea or valley.
Looks like he may want to eat you.
So steer clear of his view.

Hmm they went cheery.
But around them don't get weary.
As those banjos might play,
Not making for a very nice day.

I think there is another way to stop the move rip off display. Just plank any of these guys in view and they may pump out something new. Damn, the ideas just keep on coming as away I go with my rip off humming. As loose as this one may be, can't say it wasn't at least a little scary. But maybe they turn on some lass, either way you won't be judged too harshly, yeah right, by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.