So the cat isn't afriad to admit he and Pat know little about football, not one bit. As far as we are concerned at our stall they are all a bunch of overpaid weenies that like to ball. That goes for all sports on the higher end, meaning the million dollar pay trend. But this isn't about that. For you can help the cat, actually more like Pat as he is up to bat. Joined a fantasy football league the other day and I have to say, no idea who to pick. So cheating will do the trick.
Should it be Tom and Jerry?
That guy that sucks on a berry?
The man in the mask?
I have to ask.
As I don't know.
No one seems to show,
From Friday Night Lights.
No Radio to get me to huge heights.
I can't Remember the Titans at all.
The Replacements won't take my call.
Necassary Roughness is just too rough.
Starship Troopers stand around in the buff.
The Program just plain sucked.
Varsity Blues said I'm umm plucked.
So what am I to do?
Can't even sucker that Major League crew.
The Rookie won't speak to me.
Slapshot is too cold for Bush Number Three.
That Hometown Legend is around the bend.
Can you see the growing trend?
If it were a movie league I'd win,
The nice bright shiny pin.
But not with this sport.
I missed the basketball court.
Umm The 6th man?
Coach Carter was not a fan.
See that I can do.
So picks from you?
Who should be on my crew.
It's sad but true,
That Dumb and Dumber can beat me.
So I'll cheat using thee.
Old One Eye,
May come and cry.
But ignore such a thing if it comes due.
Who should I pick,
To do the trick.
And make them all lose,
Sobbing in their booze.
Feel free to leave the best below and help me cheat at my show. I guess it isn't really cheating as it's just advice and any would be nice. But it is all for fun and that is why it was given a run. Have to at least let me beat Worqueendan's crew. That just has to come due. Then I can give him some sass and be a gloating little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.