The Hopper Who Wanted To Be A Copper!

Dreamhopper by Borg de Nobel / http://borgeous.wordpress.com / used with permission /



Once there was a hopper,

Who dreamed of being a copper.

He idolized Dirty Harry.

A regular Tackleberry.

He flunked the force though,

Making a building blow.

The smoke stacks went boom.

He brought a town doom.

But he got the bad guy.

Shot him right in the eye.

Blood began to spurt,

That had to hurt.

A speck got on his back,

From his violent attack.

There it stood like a scar.

He got free drinks at any bar.

Before long all were blind.

To him being unkind.

Through fear or intimidation.

All offered him a congratulation.

They sung his name.

He used his new found fame.

The force he quickly joined.

Dreamhopper was coined.

They even gave him an award.

And a brand new Ford.

Dreamhopper was living so high.

He shouted to the sky.

"Criminals Beware,

Of this deadly hare.

All will fall to me.

So you better flee."

He was true to his word.

Shot every criminal from man to bird.

They all dropped dead.

Some even lost their head.

He still was not happy.

Shooting all for being yappy.

Hiding behind his badge.

Fixing those who would cadge.

Dreamhopper found his biggest fan.

It was a rather meek man.

Who needed a strong tone,

For he had no backbone.

Around his neck was a display.

That made him go the Ford way.

Did you get what I said?

He was found on the road dead.

His necklace all gone.

Dreamhopper hobbling to the lawn.

Things aren't always what they seem.

For he had achieved his true dream.

While sewing back on is feet.

Thankful for his fan meet and greet.

Thinking "oh what luck,

I didn't even have to pay a buck."

So dVerse gave us some art and I had to give it a go at my cart. The rabbit got payback for all their lucky feet attack. That is what flowed when the art showed. A rather violent display but then humans do it the other way. So payback is jut fine to this feline. I won't leave proof though at my grass for the lucky feet will be eaten by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.