Wednesday, August 1, 2012

This Fruit Does More Than Make You Toot!

So it seems the old saying "don't play with your food" because we all know it is so rude, goes out the window when it comes to these. For people play with them with ease. One old guy used it as a gun and shot everyone, as he bought one and thought it was quite fun. I hear some like them large and in charge too. Compensating for something hidden from view? That is as far as I'll go with that. As you humans really disgust the cat.

Use it as a gun,
Or for a bottle spun.
Kiss the end and meet in the middle?
Banana mouth could striek up the fiddle.

There is the obvious choice,
But I'll give that no voice.
Slip on a peel,
That is so not real.

But it made O'Doyle go over a cliff,
As they shouted in their O'Doyle tiff.
Favortie food of a monkey,
From Donkey to Candy to Funky.

It's a pity,
I forgot to use Diddy.
None have a crack,
That is just whack.

Could be green and hard,
Or mushy and flap in the wind like a bard.
That could be bad too,
For gutter minded people who view.

But it never fails,
As banana cause wails.
What is it with you humans and these things?
Did the dongs run away with the dings?

For a ding dong is what you are,
As you shoot people near and far,
With a fruit.
Boy, you are a scary brute.

Can also use them to smile or frown,
Smash them on a head and make a crown.
A boomerang too,
Except they don't come back to you.

A peel hat,
That makes you want to squash the human flat.
The cat will stick with the grape,
As you humans prove you descended from the ape.

For you all get to play with your food,
Acting like a strung out dude.
Next you'll scratch your head,
And fling poo causing tourists dread.

Then you'll really rule,
The banana loving fool.
King of kings,
And other things.

As their marbles rolled away,
Letting Planet of the Apes be on display.
Just with humans as the apes,
All from playing with bananas and not grapes.


See what comes from playing with your food? You should not be so rude and just stick the thing in your yap. At least then you'll have no time to flap. Kill two birds with one stone and will even save you minutes on your phone. Look the cat has saved some dough for each lad and lass. So suck back your banana as there is no need to chew with your mouth open and thank my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

72 comments:

  1. so much to do with our food....you ever see the guy that made a flute out of broccoli...well thats not a fruit but...i like bananas, they help with the aches in my knees

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    1. Help with the aches you say?
      Damn I should suck back 50 a day haha
      Broccolie flute
      Never heard of that but I'm sure it gives of a good toot

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  2. how about that
    i am wearing top hat

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    1. Oh that would be a sight
      Might also be a fright

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  3. A banana just has to be the fruit of choice for an immature man such as myself, it has so many uses. The thought of somebody shooting up a place with a banana is a hilarious one to me Pat, thanks for reminding me just how great bananas are, I'd like to see an apple do anything as cool as a banana is used for!

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    1. I like an apple way better though
      But bananas do put on quite the show
      And yeah a nut used it as a gun
      He thought it was quite fun

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  4. "There is the obvious choice,
    But I'll give that no voice.
    Slip on a peel,
    That is so not real."

    A mate of mine did this saying it was a myth, the Russian judge gave him a ten for his splits!

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    1. hahahaha well at least he scored a point
      Even if things prob got out of joint

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  5. There are some cats that will eat banana's though strange it seems to say as furry things are normal prey for feline's stalking food.

    I think my kitty kitty Fang might be preggers. She's eating like a dog right now and she won't let me anywhere near her tummy to check her.

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    1. Yeah the cat will eat anything
      Even give bananas a fling
      Oh preggars you say
      Hmm you may soon end up with as many as Betsy has at her bay haha

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    2. Oh no, Anne! You're going to be a kitty grandmama!! LMAO!!

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    3. aw....and that would be so fun! A litter of kitties, that is....not kitty litter. ha.

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    4. haha nanny Anne
      Sure the kitties will be a fan

      Kitty litter though
      Sops up the you know haha

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    5. yes, if you have a new litter
      the need for litter just got bigger!
      lol....

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    6. True and a ton to scoop
      Blah to all that poop

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  6. or it could be pink. do you have the pink types there?

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    1. Pink you say?
      Hmmm never heard of such a one at my bay

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    2. http://www.georgiavines.com/cart/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=159

      i love em. yums.

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    3. Learn something new every day
      Have never seen one at all at my bay

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  7. At my children's school the sex ed teacher uses a banana to show how to properly put on a condom. That fruit is so versatile!!!

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    1. LMAO yep lots of uses I'd say
      They may also make some jealous with their display haha

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  8. Love bananas! are so good to baking!

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    1. Lots you can make
      Using them to bake
      And see no poo
      Just for you

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    2. nope...you got it wrong, cat.
      you did say poo and flung it, too.
      third stanza from the end.
      You can't abstain...it's such a sin!
      lol....

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    3. Im thinking seriously dont come back if you continue with poo;(

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    4. nd my comment was innocent;(

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    5. Hmmm oh well
      This was written a while ago at my cell
      So the poo can come due
      Is I wait until I am able to write something new

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    6. Just make sure you have lots of t.p.
      because to have it is a necessity!
      And I'll carry a washable umbrella
      so if you fling it my way I won't have to yell. ha.
      lol....

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    7. Gloria won't come back?
      You've been on the attack!
      People stop coming left and right
      Movies and poo seem to be such a fight.
      :)

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    8. LOL always plenty of that stocked at my bay
      Until the cat eats it and causes dismay
      And yeah I guess I can scare away good
      For Halloween being a hit I should
      And still too fecked up to care
      So if they want their panties in a bunch let them go from my lair haha

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    9. Well, Gloria, I figure Cat could cook us quite a stew with...

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    10. Didn't want to say it?
      I think it is a variation of shit

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  9. They are also berries and slightly radioactive

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    1. Damn I could get some powers
      As the radioactive showers

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  10. Oh, no! Note Ode to the Banana!!! :D LOL! I like using mine as a telephone.

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    1. Hope free long distance comes at least
      As those charges can be a beast

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  11. Play with your food?
    That can be so rude.
    "Just eat it and be done!"
    Said Momma Croc to her son.

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    1. haha don't leave the arm
      That could raise alarm
      And get you on a wall
      With one phone call

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  12. People who play with their food are just plain gross! I can't stand them...unless they are children...then they are kinda cute.

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    1. So you're saying children aren't people too?
      I guess I agree with you hahaha

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  13. My banana looks like an iguana.

    Sorry, I just could help myself.

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    1. Does it bite?
      I guess the moral high ground you were on went quietly into that good night? haha

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    1. Catching your spelling there
      Or were you aware?

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    2. Unaware.... now go scratch your hair.

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    3. haha don't like to get caught
      At least you don't do it a whole lot

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  15. Sorry about not making the rounds last night Pat, I didn't feel very well at all. Maybe I should have eaten a few bananas. LOL
    Speaking of bananas and people 'doing' things with them. Chloe was eating a hot dog when she was about 11 and she was being a smart ass. She said to me: "You know these are called Wieners, don't you? I nodded "And, you know they call boys 'things' that too, don't you| I nodded yes "And did you know that's what they do with them when boy turn into men, they turn those bits into these."
    Well Pat, I have never eaten a hot dog ever since....hahah

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    1. LMAO hmmmm glad I don't eat hot dogs any more
      Here at my shore
      As blah to that
      Such scary images you bring to my mat hahaha

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  16. Food is always a blessing
    Treat it with utmost respect
    Stocked Santa's stockings
    More than you can expect

    Hank

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    1. Yeah stocked indeed
      At Santa's feed
      As he is jolly and fat
      Thanks to bananas and all of that

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  17. A cool spin... Never play with food :)

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    1. Not many abide though
      Playing with food on the go

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  18. LOL Cat, you'll be disappointed to know that I brought my banana with me to work today and you JUST reminded me to eat it. Nom Nom Nom

    Bananas large and in charge?? I wonder where that came from... hahahaha Using it as a gun? Oh that's too funny!! It would be a great tool to use in spin in the bottle. hahahahaha

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    1. Hmmm you really want me to go there>
      Gutter is tuned up at my lair
      With the spin the bottle part
      But I'll avoid it at my cart
      And made you remember too
      Damn, I should stop helping you

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  19. Forget the bananas that are mentioned here
    I can't get over the broccoli flute, I fear.
    I wonder if it gets off key
    and how would you tune a broccoli?
    lol....

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    1. Maybe add a spice or two
      To get the correct key to come due?

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    2. A spice might be nice but too much pepper I would dread.
      and hey, how are you liking that new bed?

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    3. Don't get it delivered until tomorrow at my sea
      So liking it is unknown by me

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  20. Hey cat, did you know bananas are a natural mosquito repellant? Yep, so next time you get bothered by those pesky things, you might want to make yourself a banana peel hat!

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    1. LMAO a banana peel hat
      I'll surely remember that

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  21. Huh, funny you'd write about bananas today. I just had one today for the first time in like three months.

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    1. Good timing I suppose today
      Here at my bay

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  22. I've been to a few girly parties that use bananas in exotic ways. Meet in the middle? Certainly :)

    ........dhole

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    1. haha those parties must have been fun
      But I'll avoid such things under my sun

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  23. ha, my niece loves bananas, she calls them nanas, and boy does she make a mess with them, squishes it in her hand and she thinks it's so funny, laughing and squishing with glee, yet with each giggle makes me have to clean up more and more. I saw these little baby bananas today too, bet they don't cause as much dismay as the normal ones or the plantains, the organic ones must also be the same, yellow, green or red, when a kiddie gets their paws, it makes a mess for one and all. Playing with food can be crude, but for the child it's fun I guess, but have of that I think, is making us consistently blink, in having to clean up as they rest in naptime fun, sometimes it's so much of a mess, you aren't done before their up, ready to play with their food again.

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    1. LOL that would drive my ocd a bit nuts
      Making more mess than mutts
      And thinking it is a grand
      But oh well at least she has fun in your land

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  24. bananas are for eating and gwen stefani songs :)

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    1. The later I never knew
      But could be true

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  25. Bananas work well in smoothies!! And banana bread - yum!

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    1. Never will eat the first
      But the later I may eat in your burst

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