Wednesday, August 1, 2012
This Fruit Does More Than Make You Toot!
Use it as a gun,
Or for a bottle spun.
Kiss the end and meet in the middle?
Banana mouth could striek up the fiddle.
There is the obvious choice,
But I'll give that no voice.
Slip on a peel,
That is so not real.
But it made O'Doyle go over a cliff,
As they shouted in their O'Doyle tiff.
Favortie food of a monkey,
From Donkey to Candy to Funky.
It's a pity,
I forgot to use Diddy.
None have a crack,
That is just whack.
Could be green and hard,
Or mushy and flap in the wind like a bard.
That could be bad too,
For gutter minded people who view.
But it never fails,
As banana cause wails.
What is it with you humans and these things?
Did the dongs run away with the dings?
For a ding dong is what you are,
As you shoot people near and far,
With a fruit.
Boy, you are a scary brute.
Can also use them to smile or frown,
Smash them on a head and make a crown.
A boomerang too,
Except they don't come back to you.
A peel hat,
That makes you want to squash the human flat.
The cat will stick with the grape,
As you humans prove you descended from the ape.
For you all get to play with your food,
Acting like a strung out dude.
Next you'll scratch your head,
And fling poo causing tourists dread.
Then you'll really rule,
The banana loving fool.
King of kings,
And other things.
As their marbles rolled away,
Letting Planet of the Apes be on display.
Just with humans as the apes,
All from playing with bananas and not grapes.
See what comes from playing with your food? You should not be so rude and just stick the thing in your yap. At least then you'll have no time to flap. Kill two birds with one stone and will even save you minutes on your phone. Look the cat has saved some dough for each lad and lass. So suck back your banana as there is no need to chew with your mouth open and thank my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.