So the cat saw one of those dumb lucky rabbit feet that people think are oh so neat. Of course I thought it was a treat and went to meet and greet. Then it was all gone and will one day come out on some lawn. Or maybe in a pringle can, as I know of those everyone is such a fan. The cat wanted to find some luck that would not suck, so I searched for Lucky Items in lord Google of course and it brought about things of a horse.
Now what have we learned from luck? When it comes to it you are strat out of it and better off being hit by a truck. If you believe in little trinkets that give it to you. Although I wouldn't pass up a golden horse shoe. But more luck comes from my gas than anything shown today by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.