So the cat will be lazy today as dVerse brought about this little verse at my bay. Of course some say such dirty words. But I'm going to go out and chase down some birds. I have no idea what they will say. Take heed when reading today.
Don't move, dirtbag.
I'm talking to you, blowing flag.
Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
Fall for that and your growth may stunt.
Hi, I'm Paulie Penis and I just love to have fun.
Hmmm back out to the sun.
Can we call it a Tallywhacker?
I guess if you have the right backer.
What kind of host invites you to his house and dies on you?
One that must really hate having you in his view.
He slimed me!
What the dead can do to thee.
I could show a movie on your butt fatso.
That is good to know.
Why do they call her Lassie?
I bet it isn't because she's classy.
They should make pills for this shit.
Then you could have a pill popping fit.
Yes it's true, this man has no dick.
Hmm for him that pill may do the trick.
That's a big twinkie.
Or maybe your eye has a winkie.
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.
Yes, but did you trespass?
All of this has happened before, and it will all happen again
Every day at my den.
Always let your conscience be your guide.
Yeah, avoid giving hitchhikers a ride.
Standing or as I sit?
I'm too old for this shit.
You asked, don't have a fit.
You're going to need a bigger boat.
Why? Can't it carry a goat?
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Take your fiddle and dance a jig.
The price is wrong, bitch.
But it can still make you rich.
Go ahead, make my day.
Sorry, no money at my bay.
Fat, drunk and stupid, is no way to go through life, son.
No, but it has been done.
You damn dirty ape.
Did you eat a bad grape?
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
Could have fooled me with that display.
You want me to strap her to the hood?
She's on a rocker made of wood.
Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
Maybe you should work that off with a hike.
If you build it, they will come.
Especially if you have good rum.
He's going to need a rocket up his ass to catch that one.
Wow, must have hit it a ton.
What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?
I'd do it for enough moolah.
Show me the money.
I was just trying to be funny.
Say hello to my little friend.
Wow, you must really want to join a drag trend.
I'm the ghost with the most.
Just don't haunt this host.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Always so violent, sigh.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Wise of you little green guy.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Especially when reading my rhymes.
Drop the stereo before I blow your god damn nuts off, asshole.
Wow, you accomplished your being scary goal.
Now I have a machine gun, Ho, Ho, Ho.
Christmas is still a while off you know.
I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.
You are really up the creek.
May the force be with you,
And your panties to.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too.
I'm not a mutt, adjust your view.
Why not just say duck it?
Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet.
But it sure is awful stuff to eat.
Along with that wheat,
Your rhyme was neat.
There's no place like home.
Just forgo the tacky lawn gnome.
I'll be back.
And so ends the quote attack.
Okay, the cat had to cheat a bit. He could not stop himself from doing it. You talk at my place and there has to be a retort. Plus rules are never followed at my court. Now have fun with all the quotes and don't be afraid to take notes. For I still have to go get those birds in the grass and be hunting little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.