Did you know there are very scary things running, crawling and umm blubbering to and fro? My the cat is astonished at what is out there. These things have to be rare. I wouldn't want to find many in a dark alley. So let's go do a scary animal rally.
The Alpaca is quite the thing.
Not a sheep and not llama at its wing.
It is known for its fiber as well.
I guess it must make one go rather swell.
Oh, they meant for socks and stuff.
Well we wouldn't want you in the buff.
Look at the Angora Rabbit.
Bad hair days must be a nasty habit
Looks like a bad wig.
That is for a head that's very big.
Were popular pets for royality too.
No wonder, they can give a huge allergic reaction on cue.
This guy is one ugly sucker.
Sure to make your lips pucker.
It is a blobfish.
Quite the tasty dish?
Pfft I think not.
That thing doesn't even weigh a whole lot.
The axolotl is a slippery fellow.
And looks oh so yellow.
Can regenerate most body parts,
Except for their hearts.
And look at those seaweed things.
Surprised it doesn't sprout wings.
Obviously this guy is well known.
With his platypus groan.
It lays eggs too,
And can poison you.
Not a nice chap.
I bet that beak can flap.
Here you go.
Want a new pair of shoes at your show?
Get a shoebill for a thrill.
Although you might get hit with a hefty bill.
Pun intended of course.
I can say that with no remorse.
He has a smile on his chest.
Doesn't he just look his best?
Take one look below,
And you might think twice about this fellow.
My what a big tongue he's got.
That would sure clean a umm hut.
Imagine where that could go.
Slurp slurp goes the sun bear down below.
This thing looks like some stuffed toy.
That would bring a kid joy.
But nope it is real.
Stranger than a naked seal.
Oops, they are just like that.
The yeti crab's furry things can poison and knock you out flat.
And we end with such an ugly creature.
Looks like something from a horror feature.
Makes the tarsier seem grand.
Outdoing its bug eyes across the land.
Look at the middle finger.
You'd sure get told off if the Aye were to linger.
Now you have seen a frightfest for today. Glad I could give you a nightmare at my bay. It is such fun to do of course at my sea. Plus some may even oh dear me. Now I'm done with my weird animal class. Yeah, I know I'm a very weird little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.