So I was listening err umm eavesdropping the other day and knew I had to give this a go at my bay. The guy was going on about the flight from hell. I guess it really was not swell. He seems to have went through an aggravation or two and now let's see what I can use and come up with at my zoo.
Those who pull a stunt,
Sticking their carry on in the front.
When they are at the back.
Surely deserve flack.
Those who have a bag,
And like to play tag.
Carrying it sideways over their head,
Whacking others and causing them dread.
Those who have a small bladder,
And want to make people madder.
So they insist on the window seat.
Yet keep getting up to go pass a treat.
Those tall gals and guys,
Who act so unwise.
And stick out their ass,
So right in your face you can see its mass.
Those who jump up way in the back.
Thinking they are sharp as a tack.
When the flight is done.
Where are they going to run?
Those who let kids off leash.
I mean really? Geesh
Of course they do that anywhere,
Because they just don't care.
Those who push on back your seat.
Do they want me to smell their feet?
Yeah they stink.
Even if your shoes are pink.
Those who need to walk.
Or get up and gawk.
When the meal cart comes.
Should have the decency to stay on their bums.
Those who spit their food.
That is just rude.
I mean when they talk.
But yeah they can to that anywhere to make you balk.
Those that do this and that.
Sure I can go on forever at my mat.
And everyone else can too.
There is always a nut around to annoy you.
Whether by plane, train or car.
Can be found near and far.
Oh well I guess they are here to stay.
Unless we throw them into a below bay.
But that last one could result in jail time for if they can't swim it would surely be a crime. Maybe just ask first and then if yes, quench their thirst. So there we go, all came from ease dropping at my work show. What could be bad also is if they have gas. That would really annoy my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.