Why should I choose you for this job over Bob?
Keepin it Real Folks: "OOOOHHHHH"
Wow, you sure put effort into the interview I'll say. You do know it's the middle of the day?
How much are you looking for to help my fame grow forever more?
Fred: "i think I'll crumble up this scribbled up paper and take a shot at the wastepaper basket"
So you think I would double it. The rim you could not even hit.
What do you think of my show? Don't be afriad to let me know.
Brian: "its like a soap opera isnt it, get enough people to togeher and the piles start to shit up"
You can't even spell. So I say go to Hell! Such rude people now a days. I guess weeding them out during the interview process pays.
What are you thinking right now as you raise that eyebrow?
RCB: "I wonder if there's a color called Poo Blue"
So you think about poo during an interview? Good thing I never asked you what you knew. I'd probably get more toilet talk. You are not up to snuff and so take a walk.
What is your best advice for making those pay the price?
Al: A mime with a sneeze isn't the worst of woes. Unless he ended up with boogers from his nose.
Okay, I guess the nut jobs really are out today. First the poo and now boogers come due. Did someone call the bodily fluid squad? Of course Brian gave a nod.
What do you think of office romance and what is your stance?
Betsy: "I guess you get in trouble if you blow me a She's Sweet bubble"
I guess I'll never do that, I'll go back to the OHHHHH interviewee to chew such fat.
How are you? Are you ready for your interview?
Anne: "I've been a bit of a grump with my head up my rump."
Hmmm that is talent I will admit. But I don't think that will make my show a hit. Especially if it stays there a bit and you have to ummm shit.
Can you do a cartwheel while you eat a happy meal?
Oh dear. I confused her I fear.
Will you show up on time and work for a dime?
Hank: "Top of the table! Hank"
Great! He talks in the third person, just my fate.
Would you make me lunch during a time crunch?
YeamieWaffles: "I hope that you get to eat a bat"
Hmm your cooking leaves much to be desired. If you were ever hired you'd surely be fired.
Anything you wish to share other than your obsession with hair?
Jax: "I have an elephant figurine in my room that I face towards the door."
That will surely get you the job if it weren't for the two elephant figurines owned by Bob.
What is with that dirty look? Are you writing a book?
Elsie: " I'm just catching up from yesterday and saw that you called me OLD"
Well I have to tell the truth. Is it my fault you look like an old bitty named Ruth?
Is your work ethic high like that Bob guy?
Daydreamertoo: "....and not half arsed or fat arsed at all ...simply all about a lazy arse"
Why not just say ass? Think arse has more class?
What is your thoughts on people and their work plots?
Heaven: "Then of course, they whine harder and louder now"
Hmmm are we talking about the same thing? I never asked about a fling.
Do you expect special treatment at all when you are on call?
Mary: "thankfully no one has ever thrown soup!"
Hmmm I guess that is a no if you are willing to stoop that low.
What do you think when you let this picture sink?
Sherry: "did you know bananas are a natural mosquito repellant"
Wow, so you look at a house and you think of not a mouse but a bug. I think your hole is dug.
Things can cause a strain, can you handle the free reign?
Adam: "They are also berries and slightly radioactive"
Are you trying to prove you are better than the rest? I doubt they are radioactive, they may smell bad at best.
And that was just the tip of the iceberg too. Now I will show you another 1000 questions that came due.........
I think I will end his rant right there. I hope he and Bob have quite the affair. Maybe they will shoot whoopdi friggin doo near your town and then you can come on down. The Price is Right already has that line. Maybe you could swing down on a vine? Tarzan might not let such a thing come to pass. But no matter what it is fun to use the comments left to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.