Tuesday, October 23, 2012

A dVerse Matter Sorta From A Mad Hatter!

In Two Weeks dVerse Will Be Taken Over And Not By A Butt Sniffing Rover!

The cat will go all out there today with my rhyming dVerse display. Since when is that new. A thought I know was thought by you. A thought thought. That must make you suffer brain rot. So pull up a cot or your faded pot. Just don't call the kettle black, you may give it a heart attack.

That car you saw,
Jimbo's character flaw.
The leaf you stepped on.
The dog dumping on your lawn.

The crazy two eyed toad.
The pothole in the road.
Stubbing your poor toe,
Making you kind of slow.

The swear you yell.
Damning something to hell.
The mascot around the block.
The line drawn with chalk.

The way you gawk.
Some old lady's squawk.
The parrot who it offends.
The signal it sends.

Your next payday.
The ad on display.
The scratch on your leg.
The round hole stuffed with a square peg.

The size of your shoe.
The sky so blue.
Or whatever color it is,
With that whole science biz.

The smog at your sea.
The bite from a flea.
The ugly arse mime.
This little old rhyme.

Stuffed elephants that dance.
Rats that learn to prance.
Asking to repeat,
Unable to admit defeat.

The bad chicken you ate.
From a toxic plate.
Your last date,
The crummy interest rate.

Tying your shoe.
Playing a game of Clue.
The butler always did it.
But that's another fit.

The crap you just thought.
Which was probably a whole lot.
For what I brought about.
From this little shout.

Was to simply show.
That two little words glow.
No matter the task,
Or whatever you ask.

No matter the thrill,
Or a visit to the landfill.
Whether grand or more of the norm,
It simply all matters in some form.

There we go that was the wisdom today from my show. I'm here all week. But if you want more wisdom you may be up the creek. Simply put it all matters no matter what. For one little thing can delay or prevent something at your hut. Oh you stubbed your toe now you are two minutes too slow. Missed being hit by a bus because of poor drunk Gus. Now that is all today class from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

59 comments:

  1. Like always your rhymes are crazy and I don't think that you're lazy. I'm going to be careful for bad chicken from now on, that's good thinking now the bad times have gone. Great post Pat, I see the point that you're trying to make and the points which you've allowed us to take.

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    1. Crazy as can be
      Today at my sea
      And a point I can make
      Or pretend to and all is fake

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  2. it all matters for sure, no mad hatters on the shore, every little thing adds to today, the things you do along the way, even the inconsequential seeming can heighten your potential...

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    1. Or lower it too
      But yep it's true
      No matter the reason or rhyme
      Things all matter in time

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  3. drat i an second place
    waffles on my face

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    1. Only 20 minutes or so
      So that mean 20 waffles have to pile up on your face or from head to toe

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    1. Glad you could enjoy
      My crazy little ploy

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  5. Have they lost their mind? Letting you take over? After reading this madness surely they'll think twice.

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    1. hahaha only they are letting me do anything
      This is a whole other little thing at my wing
      And it involves old one eye too
      The things I am going to do

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    2. Are not is should be
      Typing fast at my sea

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  6. Who asked you to do that?
    They are a Mad Hatter, and that's a fact.
    ha.

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    1. haha we'll blame it on your twin
      Then it is your fault to at your bin

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  7. yeah...it def. does matter...even the smallest things..

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    1. Doesn't matter what
      All matters, even a rhyming butt

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  8. I am a CatHatter but you knew that I gather!

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    1. Yeah that I was able to spot
      You and your hat all hot to trot

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  9. Yep, even the crap matters, which sadly creeps into my gray matter more than it should.

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    1. Well lets hope it creeps away
      Gray and brown don't mix well at any bay

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  10. Are you sure the butler always did it? Because I thought it was Miss Scarlet. LOL! Nice rhyming you Mad Cathatter!

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    1. Nope, the butler did it
      Glad my crazyness is a hit

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  11. Some of your comments are as witty as your rhyme..life's a gas..hope it doesn't pass from your little rhyming ass ;)

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    1. I'm just a witty kitty
      To bad Pat isn't, such a pity

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  12. We love your site!
    Found it just last night.
    I don't often rhyme,
    but I can spin on a dime.

    ; ) Katie

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    1. Glad you love
      I'll send a dove
      Then you can chow down
      There at your town

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  13. I am in awe of your ability to rhyme. I'm not worthy.

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    1. haha going all Wayne's World today
      I like that at my bay

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  14. The rock upon
    my toe
    I did stub,
    matters not
    so they say.

    Till I pick up
    yon rock
    and
    heave it aloft
    where it
    parts sails
    upon your bay.

    When blood
    in rivulets
    flow from
    your brow
    the wound
    it will not staunch.

    The blow
    a mortal one
    matters more
    than my poor
    stubbed toe.


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    1. Well aren't you just rude
      All that Mcdonald's must have been so crude
      It is okay
      I'll let it slide today
      As you pass your hamburger gas
      But I still have to block your rock i.e. just turn around and let it get lost up my little rhyming ass

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    2. I'm home for a few days and I'm beat all to hell. I may scare up a post on Thursday if I can stay awake long enough!

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    3. Take a cat nap
      Then a new post will come on tap

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  15. You showed some very profound thoughts today! I liked this:

    "Was to simply show.
    That two little words glow.
    No matter the task,
    Or whatever you ask."

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    1. Crazy and profound at once today
      That is a feat at my bay haha

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  16. Stuffed elephants that dance
    Rats that learn to prance
    and there are ants in the pants
    if you are willing to glance!

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    1. haha those ants may bite
      That will just be a fright

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  17. I was already chuckling with the stuffed elephants dancing ~

    Enjoyed the nugget of wisdom today Pat ~

    Hope your day is better ~ it was raining here today, dreary day ~

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    1. Nope, didn't rain
      Here at my lane
      Glad the nugget was caught
      As I went crazy a whole lot

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  18. Thank goodness we've left the zombies behind! We guess they may show up again for Howl-O-Ween.

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    1. Oh they will be back
      Soon on the attack

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  19. I hear the landfill smells

    And not like belles

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  20. You're verreh deep
    But I needs to sleep
    This rhyming is tough
    Now I've had enough!
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  21. It does all matter at least somewhere - I enjoyed your foray into seriousness, Pat. k.

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    1. Yeah somewhere down the line
      All matters even to a feline

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  22. yeah, everything matters, that is true…lots of wisdom here in view, on this night, just a week or so away from halloween night, fun rhyme as if that's not always the truth.

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    1. Well ususally the truth
      Here at my booth
      A week away
      From a halloween display

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  23. I think I saw a pussy cat, I mean I think I ate a crappy chicken last night.

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    1. Chicken is good
      Ditch the crappy stuff in your hood

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  24. Yes, it does all matter. Not so much the glance, but the mist that trails after the dance. You have a skillful flow for making words glow.

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    1. Yeah down the road
      Things could explode
      From a little act
      Glowing is a nice fact

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  25. To think you'll take over
    Ok, but you must be prepared
    Not to give way and surrender
    Just make sure we're satisfied

    Hank

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    1. Oh just wait
      Until that date
      Much will show
      For such a dVerse flow

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  26. I believe that I may be mad
    but it doesn't make me sad
    with madmen near and far
    all the best people are.

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    1. Yeah mad is fun
      Sure am under my sun
      All the day long
      It's not so wrong

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  27. "For what I brought about.
    From this little shout.
    Was to simply show.
    That two little words glow."
    "Whether grand or more of the norm,
    It simply all matters in some form."

    Stopped in for awhile
    'cuz your words make me smile!
    How clever are you,
    to make 'same old' seem new!!

    If you have the time,
    check my latest rhyme!

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    1. With each endeavor
      The cat tries to be clever
      Glad I could bring a smile
      As I hit the crazy dial

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