"Come on you godly mook, do something with your oh so great godly powers."
"Drazin does not do anything unless Drazin wants to."
"That is convenient you slime sucking, bottom feeding, demon."
We were all frozen in place and all we could do was yap about what could be the case. I was going to kill that witch. She would boil and I would not be as nice as Toto, making her scream at a higher pitch. But then came this weird cross voice. We all turned around, having no choice.
"You will all bow down before me. I am the candy king you see."
"He looks more like a queen."
"Drazin has to agree with you, fleabag."
"He or she looks more like a bad cross between that Austin Powers fatso and the cat's viking woman."
"Quiet, beasts! This is what happens when you have daily candy feasts."
It was WorqueenDan and of candy, he was clearly a fan. Where does he find pants to get up over that behind? Just look at those boobs too. He could sure show a playboy centerfold a thing or two. Although you would have to roll the thing a mile down the road to fit this huge he/she toad.
He waved his magic candy liquorice stick and then we all had to follow that dick. He took us into his castle with very little hassle and then brought the draw bridge up behind us all. He then walked us down his candy hall. Some bite marks were in them too. No wonder he is such a scary thing to view.
"Bryan, what do you get when you cross a king and a hooker?"
"I don't know, Brandon. A Royal Fling?"
"You weren't really supposed to know, that was a rhetorical question."
"No wonder no one votes for you."
The two of them were back once more with their same old encore. Each were still dripping sewage all over the place. They were even slapping each other in the face. I guess they were court jesters now. I think I even heard them meow.
"As you can see I already have two to entertain me. So you will be food for the seers below. Don't worry, they will start with the toe."
He waved his stick and the wall lost a brick. Then it lost two more and jelly bean men guards attended to his chore. They grabbed us all and took us below. The closer we got the more the whining continued to grow.
"Why me? Why do I have one eye. Why do I have to be blue? If I ever see that litter box playing cat again, I'm going too...You!"
"Great! Now Drazin has to go deaf too."
"Demons all around. By what magic is this, Merlin?"
We saw old one eye in a cell and her whining sure was not swell. That was easy to see in the next cell as Brian was hoping she would flee. He had his fingers in his ears but that did not stop his gawking gears.
"Mohawk man over there seems in distress. Do you think he is going to eat us?"
"Fleabag, Drazin thinks he's more happy to be staring us up and down. Rather strange, if you ask Drazin."
"Then that leaves this foul one eyed creature. You shall never take us down, blue demon."
"I'm a demon now? I can't handle this. Where is Anneeeeee!"
I wish I had some of those doggie stairs handy. Or some drugged up candy. Maybe if she started climbing steps or was knocked out. It would end her whining shout. She was giving me a migraine. That is when the wall opened up and out came a candy train. It was towing plenty of candy through and the jelly bean guards were distracted by its view.
Drazin elbowed one to the head while Miss Priss and I kicked one until it was squashed and dead. At least as dead as a candy guard can be. Pat just screamed and the other one decided to flee. This candy surely is not good nutrition, I think Pat thought he was a musician.
"I can hoot,
And give a toot toot.
You will not beat me.
I have my animals at the ready."
"Did she just say toot toot, as in she likes to fart?"
"Fleabag, Drazin thinks these rhyming nuts really are taking after you."
"Don't look at me like that Pat. Anneeeee!"
"I said toot as in a horn. You will wish you were never born."
Sherry was surely rather scary as she began to float in the air and turned into some zombied thing that was becoming less rare. She told her animal cracker crew to attack and let's just say they made a fine snack. Miss Priss and I made short work of each one. But she was not done.
"You ruined my zoo dream. That just makes me scream."
She went to scream off her head and then old one eye caused her dread. She joined in whining about Anne. Sherry surely was not a fan. Brian seemed to have had enough and he decided it was time to get rough. He gawked the room and noticed a broom. He picked up a piece of the animal cracker we left and threw it with quite the amount of heft. It knock the broom into his hand and through the bars he swept the zombie Sherry away from out land. Yep, he swept the broom back and forth her face and before long it was nothing but an empty space.
"Drazin will pay you a dollar if you do that to her too?"
"Don't even think about it, Brian. I want Anneeee! Cat, you caused all of this."
One eyed complained away as Drazin hopped on the train and rammed it into the cells on display. Brian and old one eye were free. Then Brian disappeared like the rest that decided to flee. Who knows why that is though. We will get to that soon enough I know. Right now it is time to make WorqueenDan cry. And yes, we were still stuck with old one eye.
Wow, a lot went on there and we were once again jailed, which is also becoming less rare. This candy land show has a lot of freaks. Those Beer Guys sure smelled like a couple of shit creeks. Maybe WorqueenDan wants to go on a diet and use their smell to try it. I hope we can shut up this one eyed lass as she and this whole place is annoying my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.