Just have to brag a bit first before my burst.
Boo and The Backyard Zoo for children's books on Amazon, as of this writing at 10:50pm, has moved all the way up to #2.
The cat has never had to take one and Pat knows I would surely run. But Miss Priss sure does have to suck them back with her ailments at our shack. Of course she does not like the pill. Although she sure gets her fill. Taking them quite fine now though as in her tube the food still has to flow. I guess the cat will speak for her, as they don't make her purr.
Pat, go away.
I do not want a pill today.
Don't give me attitude,
Or I will spit on your food.
I have a pringle can of you know what.
From the cat's little rhyming butt.
He is useless to me most days,
But his pringle can fetish pays.
I hate you.
For the pill that came due.
Now my eye is on you.
Another will not ensue.
Damn! You found me here.
The curtain was pulled and wasn't clear.
How did you know where I was?
I blame the cat and his little rhyming buzz.
You can't see me.
Damn it! I'll give you a flea.
Let me be.
Stuff your pill popping spree.
I'm still watching you.
My eyes are on you like glue.
Plus this tower is too tall.
To get me you'll have to climb the wall.
Pffft I will not fall for your red dot.
It is far too hot.
Come near and I'll go back in.
You will never win.
Even bothering me when I shit.
That is it.
Your food will be covered in spit.
Or I'll just give it to the rhyming nitwit.
I am not happy at all.
You found me in the hall.
This closet is mine,
Go away and bug some other feline.
If only Cassie was like little old me,
With her hiding ability.
See, you don't even know I'm there.
Think sink, think sink, and all are completely unaware.
Cassie has surely found every spot to try and stop Pat, the pill popping robot. But she still gets caught. You can't even see one black dot. For I can hide the best. Better than all the rest. What? My glowing eyes give me away. Pfft that isn't me in that display. You won't know I'm there unless I pass gas. That will surely give away my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.