This was meant to come out a while ago. But finally the arm let's me do a bit more than the rhyming flow. So launching today is the big long arse posts all in one that I did a while back at my bay. "Island of The Gawker" has come to amazon's shore and it stars the cat, Miss Priss, Drazin, Pat and so many more.
Not to mention it's 10 chapters in rhyme, meaning I gave over 14,000 words the old rhyme chime. May seem like a feat to some but it was quite easy to do for my little rhyming bum. In case you forgot here is a quick run through of some of the additional cast that came due.
Petsy was there,
With here zoo of animals all aware.
Irish Air got drunk,
Drumming all day in her funk.
The Gawker of course,
Tried to kill use all without remorse.
Is still buried in the dirt I fear.
The Blue Guy,
Came down from the sky.
Poor long forgotten R,
Also comes to the sand bar.
Old one eye makes an appearance,
But it was as her past disappearance.
Meaning here old name L,
Is what gets to play in the Gawker's well.
Penwassa has his throne,
Blabber has her shampoo moan,
Along with a bug eyed tarsier thing,
And Besercules even gets a ring.
Dictionary Man is there,
Grammar Nazi gives a blare.
Contrary with here mutts show up,
Yep, each and every pup.
Then an appearance here,
To try and strike fear,
From the Zen,
A Waffle and some Beer men.
Some have gone,
From blogger's lawn,
Some are new,
And weren't used, sad but true.
But the Gawker is now all in one,
Up on Amazon for some fun.
Starring all of use and a few of you,
Who the Gawker is? Hmm I wonder too.
Petsy's twin you say?
You may be on to something today.
But the cat will never tell,
As now all can relive that Gawker Island hell.
(Psst this is not a kiddie one. For some bad words are given a run.)
Now I'm sure you're all back up to snuff from my little rhyming huff. If you are not then I guess you better get hot to trot and go see the 10 chapter rhyme done by me. Fun to make such a thing come to pass. Next time I will try for 20 chapters from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.