Friday, October 12, 2012

Turn The Dial That Smells Vile!

You let me be king,
All alone in our wing.
Going away to who knows where,
Leaving me without a care.

I zip around and meow all day,
Loving my kingly display.
Then you crush my dreams,
Blinding me with the high beams.

Or just making my nostrils flare.
You stink, in case you are not aware.
You smell like some old men,
At that nasty den.

Eww what an alien you are.
Don't push me from the food bar.
You come right back,
Damn, Pat won't let me attack.

Did I mention you smell?
That must have been one stinky cell.
Oh what is that?
Are you a robocat?

A thing in the leg.
Quite the bloody keg.
A thing out the neck.
Boy, you are a wreck.

You mean they feed you through that?
You are now one strange cat.
I will curl up to keep you warm,
While you weather this storm.

I can handle the stink,
Even if it makes me blink.
I'll even tear the crap off for you,
When Pat isn't in view.

Damn, he caught me once more.
I will have to be quicker at my shore.
But the cat is glad,
That you are back to our pad.

I still want to rule all.
But don't have a great fall.
Fatty liver has to suck,
You should eat more duck.


Yeah Miss Priss was away for a few days. But is back giving me a hateful gaze. Even though now she has a feeding tube she wants to rip out and an IV that has about the same clout. The cat surely wants to help but Pat keeps giving a yelp and chasing me away. So I will write at my bay. Bear in mind all are running on a few hours sleep. So things may not be as deep or be spelled correctly and such. Damn, I'm sounding like old one eye too much. Now Pat just needs to whine about himself and I will be a copy cat at my shelf. Or would that be stairs? Bah, who cares. Miss Priss is on the mend and this should pass. Then hopefully soon she be back running around with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

52 comments:

  1. i hope miss priss will soon be in healed bliss....what was her ailment, sounds like a cyst to the detriment for the things extruding and the stink, as it drains like a sink...

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    1. The stink was more the vet smell for the cat
      He did not like that
      Some fatty liver crap
      No one knows why it took such a lap

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  2. two days in a row at you show
    look at that boy go

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    1. Damn you are good
      Let's see if three can come due in my hood

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    2. Oh and bad grammar and all
      At my hall haha

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  3. I hope Miss Priss will be okay like Brian. If I said she was a bad character I would be lyin. Get well soon Miss Priss on the IV, I'm sure it makes you feel better that Cat came here and posted with glee.

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    1. Not sure she gives a rats behind about the cat
      But she sure would like to hide herself under a hat
      Just needs to take a good start
      And maybe get a good vitimin rat

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  4. awwhh poor thing!! hope she will better better soon.

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    1. Yeah let's hope so
      Then she and the cat can run around my show

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  5. Get well, Cassie!

    Sent with love, from
    Marmalade, Tiger, Whiskers, Socks, Oreo, Domino, Grey, Charcoal, Jack, Velvet, and four un-named kitties!!

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    1. Aw, Orlin is trying to take off her bandage! That is so sweet...he really does care! ...even if she does smell like the vet! ha.

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    2. Hopefully she will soon
      Especially with well wishes from enough kitties for their own cartoon haha
      Yeah he looked at her all alien like first
      Then after such a burst
      He tried to help her get the stuff off her neck
      Which would leave her even more of a wreck

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    3. That's like our Tiger here
      he tries to like everyone's flea control off their fur!
      hahaha..must thing it smells all wrong
      and tries to rid them of that song.

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    4. lick...lick everyone's flea control.
      Geesh...you really need that delete option! ha.

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    5. thing = think, too.
      Geesh, glad Grammar Nazi is not here to stew!

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    6. haha love catching you in the act
      Orlin also thinks the flea stuff doesn't tract
      And he goes a licking
      With his tongue just a flicking

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    7. You'd think if it smelled bad, they wouldn't want it in their mouth
      But it doesn't work that way, since they lick all that is south.
      lol....

      ok...I read this twice before hitting publish
      that way I won't have to sigh and blush.
      hahaha

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    8. hahaha see making you think
      The cat is so helpful at his rink
      And yeah you'd think
      But they want to help get it off even if it turns them pink

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  6. Awe, I hope Ms. Priss is doing better. She sure looks pissed. Poor thing.

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    1. Yep pissed off in every way
      Not having a very good day
      Or week
      We're both just up shit creek haha

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  7. Oh the poor kitty. I remember that look whenever my cat was injured and had to go to the vet.

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    1. Yeah the pissed off look
      That is hard to not see at any nook

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  8. Duck likes chikflila he says

    better a chicken's wing than his.

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    1. That is true
      He will run and let the chicken come due

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  9. Hope she will bettrr soon; send you huggsCassie:))

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    1. Hopefully she will
      Right now she is just increasing the bill haha

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  10. ohh, hope she gets better soon. Miss Prissy, Cassie must be missing her already. Get better soon, we need you back.

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    1. She will hopefully get better soon
      And run around with the rhyming loon

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    1. Yeah that is what she needs
      The cat and pat will do the deeds

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  12. Poor Miss Priss! I hope she feels better soon!

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    1. Hopefully only a week of this tops
      And then she'll be back around with the hops

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  13. I hope she feels better soon Pat ~ Have a good Friday ~

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    1. Hopefully so
      She's lying her snoring now at my show

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  14. The look that speaks volumes, I hope she gets better real soon!

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    1. Yeah the look that tells one the feck off and leave her alone
      She sure gives off that tone haha

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  15. So sad to hear about Miss Priss
    Has to be hard for you with something amiss.
    Thinking positive thoughts!

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    1. Hopefully positive thoughts will do the trick
      Right now she is giving her butt a good lick hahaha

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    1. Yeah let's hope so
      Then I can get at least a little sleep at my show

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  17. "You smell like old man," she said.
    "It could be worse," I said.
    "What's worse than old man?" she said.
    "Best old man than DEAD," I said.

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    1. haha that is true
      That would smell waaay more ewww

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  18. Give her the Ador.
    Even if there be Gore.

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  19. Miss Priss, don't be sick.
    Get better real quick!

    xoRobyn

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    1. Let's hope so
      As her strength starts to grow

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  20. Oh I juuust can't wait to be kiiing~!

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    1. That is the status of the cat
      He wants to be king of his mat

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  21. Oh man, she looks like she's ready to rip someone's head off.

    Also, not from Ontario, Albertan over here.

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    1. Oh, why did I guess that
      And yeah she is ready to kill the cat or even Pat

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  22. reminds me of how pissed my cat was when she had to go to the vet, and after

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    1. Yeah they hate it in every way
      And let you know with their hateful looking display

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