The cat is at his best and once more a blogger guest! Click here for more of my rhyming rear.
This found me once more as I was at that other shore and saw the news. I figured I had to give this a rhyming cruise. It is about the loo but has nothing to do with poo. Actually a bit more serious I suppose. So here it goes.
Don't be afraid to confess.
As it seems some crack pot people around here,
Really deserve, at the very least, an oh dear.
For the hospitals in the area have begun,
To try and appease way more than a ton.
As now the bathroom signs,
Still don't accept felines,
But they are made,
So the line can fade,
And when you look at the door,
Transgenders are now there to explore.
Mind you this is for single washrooms too.
So male/female are already on the door to view.
Which makes putting that on there umm dumb,
By a whole lot and then some.
You are either a him or a her,
Even if you change your fur.
You still deem yourself a her or him,
So whoever thought up that idea is rather dim.
For all it does as state he/she's or she/he's allowed,
Putting them in a different crowd.
For a damn single bathroom that already excepts both.
And they think this promotes growth?
I guess there is just a third gender among us.
I must be with Drazin on the short bus.
For that I never knew,
The cat never even had a clue.
Wow, maybe a fourth and fifth will come.
I could even get my own with my rhyming bum.
A sign on the bathroom of an ass,
Oh that should surely come to pass.
That would clear up a ton too,
For unless you are part of the crackless crew.
That means all can use the thing,
When mother nature gives her ring.
So this is where the tax money goes.
I wonder if they can count when they run out of fingers and toes?
Pfft dumb once more,
Is what the cat will say at his shore.
Not saying whether those who change their spots are really a her or him still as that I'm not touching at my hill. Just making a sign for a third, is very absurd. As there is no such thing. You can only have one of two parts when you have a fling. So yeah the cat had to give it a pass. But I still think they should make a sign for my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.