Sunday, November 18, 2012

A Flash In The Pan Exit Plan!

So dVerse is once more going all art at their shore. Showing off some great stuff by Terry as you open the door. Or maybe come and knock on their door. Blame, Brian for that song in my head at my shore. Look switched the rhymes around. Damn, I am profound. Or just lazy today. Pfft, on with the show at my bay.


Exit to where?
User beware,
For what is out there.
Could surely scare.

You might Exit to Eden,
Or end up in Sweden.
Could cause some Exit Wounds,
Or an anvil on your head like cartoons.

An Exit Strategy you need,
So you don't exit-dently bleed.
The exit-men may be lying in wait.
Your exit-itment they may hate.

Better increase your Exit Speed.
There could be some exit-ras in need.
We know it's not a French Exit though,
Or Oui Oui would exit-ably show.

No Entry, No Exit doesn't make sense.
Unless the exit maker was dense.
That would make it a Dead Exit I suppose,
Could exit-cise your toes.

Might be an Exit Smiling,
For this exit case 911 you should be dialing.
Unless you want your Final Exit to show,
Leading to some pearly exit-otic glow.

Exit: Dead End,
Must be a growing trend.
Exit-pectadly sending you around the bend.
Maybe Exit 33 you should lend.

It is a Glorious Exit though.
For you could exit-ise your flow.
Just step on through,
And exit-isly lose all you ever knew.

This is Not An Exit they say,
This is taking the easy way.
Maybe instead of Right To Exit,
Your left should flex it.

Then by Exiting Through The Museum,
You can exit-lamor "carpe-diem."
Now you never exited at all,
Forgetting the exit on the wall.

The cat is now all exited out. Boy, that was quite the exited shout. Now I have to go chow down on a trout. I hope I did not exit-dentally make you pout. So I will exit with one final pass from my exiting little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

64 comments:

  1. haha i love all you exit word play today...its ex(c)it-ing to see, even wile E coyote got a nod today, some exits may be bad, some sad, but some might make you glad, like me, when i exit your sea after leaving my message in yellow on the snow at your sea

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    1. First with your burst
      Been a while since you quenched that thirst
      And then you had to go and let it flow
      Out in the snow hahaha

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    2. tsk, tsk. Manner's I've tried
      to teach this twin of mine.
      You're a bad influence, Cat
      and around you, he just acts like that!
      lol...

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    3. LMAO I knew you say something over his snow crack
      Manners he sure does lack
      And if you blame me
      I can take it at my sea haha

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  2. haha...love all the word play pat...and wondering...is the exit from your site through the comment box..? smiles

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    1. That it is
      Comment and then you can exit my rhyming biz

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  3. nice EXiTS. Pat ha!! but be care with some exits:)

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    1. Yeah some exits are scary
      So I will be wary

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  4. There's a door
    outside my
    door
    and sideways
    slip
    I
    through it
    go
    to a land
    that is
    no more.

    But in my
    mind it
    lingers on
    my eyelids
    kissed
    by its'
    setting sun.

    The air
    thick
    sweet scented
    fruits
    from trees
    flowered
    with my
    youth.

    Passions spent
    through filtered
    sun
    lie still
    upon
    fields green
    long gone.

    So through
    I'll go
    to
    return no more
    to this
    world
    less coloured
    by fancy
    and form.

    We've all gotta die Cat, we've all gotta die. Have a happy Sunday!!


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    1. Sounds like you've been busy at your sea
      Creating land scapes for royalty
      Like a cat god or something like that
      And now are quoting the work from your mat
      But yeah we all gotta go
      Unless the fountain of youth decides to show

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    2. I've still got your goblin standard bearer, your female pirate cat companion and your mouse knight to paint yet. The Kingdom of Orlin is not yet complete.

      I'm working on this hot Pirate babe for the boys at the Miniature Page to thank them for visiting my blog. Here she is

      http://www.darkswordminiatures.com/mainwebsite_html/gallery/e_1180_FemalePirateSword.html

      I'm going to name her Suzie Swagger and I'm betting none of you would mind if she walked your plank!

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    3. But you have the cat done
      And he can take on a ton
      So that is all the you need
      For a go can make all bleed
      Damn, she can walk my plank
      And give it a good yank

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    4. She's a real sex pot and you boys will love her. I've got some little monsters to post yet and that will take two posts. I hope to have her done after that.

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    5. Should be fun
      When you have all done
      And your story is spun
      Under you sun

      Pfft don't egg her on
      Not allowed at my lawn

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    6. Thank you Elsie. Cat, bugger off!

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    7. Pfft my see
      I'll do what I want with glee

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  5. This is so fun as I excitedly scrolled down
    Who knew talking about exit doors can be exciting
    But be careful of those exit doors as
    some can lead you to nowhere or maybe another door

    Have a good Sunday ~

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    1. Well at least a suprise
      If one is wise
      Could come from door number two
      Then again you may want to pick door number three if you think scary may come due

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  6. I don't mind an exit, but closed doors really do bug me!

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    1. Yeah they bug us too
      And we let Pat know it at our zoo

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  7. Or the exit could be a 50,000 story building and you open the door to empty air above the clouds... like in The Matrix..da da duh da.
    The plot thickens, heart beat quickens
    there's the exit door,
    if it leads to Pat's shore,
    I'm not passing through... LOL

    Just sayin...hehe

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    1. I don't blame you
      I would avoid it too
      And as The Matrix takes hold
      Try the blue pill I'm told

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  8. I got here late today but I'm still glad I came! Great rhymes as usual buddy, I think that I'd be pretty disappointed if I was looking for the Garden of Eden and came across Sweden, I've heard it's pretty damn cold out there most of the year and Winter kicks my ass enough!

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    1. That is true too
      If it is cold I'll remain at my zoo
      Bad enough here
      No need to freeze anymore my little rhyming rear

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  9. Fun :) would not mind Sweden :)
    Happy Sunday!

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  10. Sweden may not be bad

    Lots of blondes to be had

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    1. That is true
      Maybe I should move my zoo

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  11. I agree about Sweden
    The blondes I'd have, though, would be men.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha you can keep those
      The cat will eat the blonde crows

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  12. hi! im fran, a spanish male fashion blogger. Maybe you like my style and want to follow me
    forever...fran

    twitter: @showroomdegarde
    http://showroomdegarde.blogspot.com.es/2012/11/blue-blazer-and-brown-details.html

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    1. A scary spammer
      I'll have to get my hammer

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    2. Very scary.... I know a spammer when I see one. (Or would that be stalker?)

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    3. Just a spammer I say
      Stalkers will come and stay

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  13. I'm looking for the exit after that last comment!

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  14. the hologram exit is the best
    'cause nobody can follow, even in jest.

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    1. That could be true
      Unless they are a hologram too

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  15. How can a door not be an exit? It's still a mystery to me. And then when you try it out, alarm bells start ringing and all you want to do is... exit.

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    1. when it's a closet door! hahahaha~!

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    2. haha Betsy has you there
      And yeah those alarm bells are a pain when they blare

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  16. Exiting out
    In a cloud
    Nowhere in mind
    Way out is fine
    But where it ends
    Sadly going out blind

    Hank

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    1. Yeah that we don't know
      But all have to give it a go
      Maybe just try to stick in a toe
      And see what decides to show

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  17. I'm exiting stage right
    because the cat gave me such a fright
    I can't stand to anywhere near
    his big fat rhyming rear
    so I'm headed toward the nearest exit
    but I'll be back for another visit

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    1. Pfft the cat's rear isn't fat
      It's bare and rather flat
      But it can hold a load
      Yesterday in popped a toad

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    2. Really how do two nice ladies like ourselves tolerate such crudity? I don't know what scares me more Cat, the things that go into or out of your arse.

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    3. haha there is much from the ass
      That is oh so crass

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  18. All this talk of exiting
    the cat has me wondering
    is there something to fear
    on this page over here?

    Could this be a trap
    could I be so daft?
    The host exited and left this behind
    a running start you got, while we are trying to rhyme.

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    1. haha Nah don't be daft
      I'm not boarding a raft
      The cat will still be around
      And plenty of rhymes will be found

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  19. The exit is on the horizon
    Whether or not we see it there
    The door awaits us all
    whether or not it is fair
    fate just doesn't care!

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    1. Nope not a care
      It will ensnare
      And of we'll go
      To some glowy show

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  20. How do you do it? All the rhyming, every day? We are just amazed!

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    1. Always fun to amaze
      As you come to gaze

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  21. What's beyond that door
    Will scare me to the core!

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  22. This seems like a more appropriate post to make around Halloween if you ask me. :P

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    1. The cat is only half a month off
      So no one should scoff haha

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  23. Wow, that was quite the Exitus lol Love the wordplay in here, quite exiting. Inside, outside, matters not, when the cat's a prowl, an entrance is always made.

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    1. That is it
      Make it y biz
      To open a door
      And see the light at my shore

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  24. how do you come up with all this? Exit-dently bleeding...brilliant stuff

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    1. Just pops in my head
      As that is where the exit sign lead

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