First it was aliens and now treasure at my sea. The cat does get stuck on one topic for a while when digging into history. Just blame Brian for that. He started it all with his asking for it at the dVerse mat.
So somewhere near the cat,
Lies a place where many chew the fat.
Not that of my viking woman though,
She is a one cat show.
Anyway, they yap about the treasure,
One that no one can measure.
That is hidden on Oak Island somewhere,
It is oh so rare.
Every ten feet there is a trap.
And many have really died taking such a lap.
A tablet was said to show,
But now is lost to times flow.
There it was supposed to say,
"Forty feet below, two million pounds is buried." in its display.
That would be worth a ton now,
Enough to make me a royal meow.
The treasure itself though,
No one seems to know.
But many search for its glow,
Far down below.
Captian Kidd and Blackbeard both went by there.
So some say one of their treasures is in some hidden lair.
Others say that the pit was dug by the French,
Judging by the complexity and the type of wrench.
Meaning the treasure of the Fortress of Louisbourg is there.
That would be worth a hefty fare.
The jewels of Marie Antoinette also are said to reside down under.
As the french navy assisted her so she avoided plunder.
Freemasonary symbols were also said to be found,
Somewhere as they dug in the ground.
Making one think it is a sacred treasure,
With value that none can measure.
Published works go back as far as 1863,
So something has to be there under the sea.
Or maybe it was just some long lost well.
Or the gateway to Hell.
That is a bit out there,
I made that last one up at my lair.
But some even say it could house the holy grail.
Theories come in like hail.
Maybe one day we will finally know.
Should the treasure give of a glow.
Until then I guess the theories will fly.
Like the gateway to Hell made up at my sky.
Doesn't that make you want to go and dig? You could find some dough and dance a jig. Or die trying which many have done as the greed was flying. Never visited there myself. Knowing my luck I'd find an annoying elf, who would follow me all day. That just would not do at my bay. So another history lesson has come to pass, thanks to my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.

I really wish I could find this treasure for it's discovery would give me a lot of pleasure. Love this rhyme Pat, awesome as always at your bay.
ReplyDeleteYeah would be so nice to do
DeleteBut so many have died looking for it with no clue
So may not be worth it at all
But would be fun to find a gold wall
oh it does, i have the indiana jones bug, wanting to find all the secrets the ground secretes to the one lucky enough to go nosing about, and if i did you'd hear me shout...did you hear about the ship the storm uncovered, would have been fun to be one discovered it and maybe found other things lying around i bet.
ReplyDeleteYeah sure there was plenty there
DeleteThat no one is aware
And I'd love to go look
But it is a owned nook
So they'd chuck me off with ease
Like a cat with fleas
All I need is a ticket and a shovel. It'll be a crowded place by tomorrow, I'm sure.
ReplyDeletehaha good luck
DeleteI hope you find more than a buck
The shovel wasn't the problem....
Deletehaha no airfare?
DeleteSadly can't help, broke at my lair haha
Ah, I would like to go dig for treasure
ReplyDeleteindeed it would be such a pleasure
to be the one to find the place
to be the one who drew the ace
and with my tools I'd surpass the fools
who thought it was only a story
and I'd revel in my glory
and make everyone else sorry
I'd captured the treasure quarry!
Have a good day at your bay!
Geez you take no prisoners at all
DeleteCheering about at your hall
As you find the gold
And the fame took hold haha
I think I could probably bury treasure with the best on them!
ReplyDeleteNo problem there
DeleteCan be buried quite easy at our lair
yeah, I need to go digging. Although, I would probably find the gateway bit, and that would not be too grand, especially after swimming below a ton of sand. I've always loved treasures and the like, perhaps that's why I always go and take the natural treasure hike, which, by the way, I heard another might find it's way, out onto the big screen from some theater near, but, finding a treasure of one's own, boy would that change the landscape of the home.
ReplyDeleteYeah a third is supposedly coming due
DeleteWhen though, no clue
It would be grand to find one though
That much I surely know
I found some treasure once or two
ReplyDeletesome nickles in an old shoe
Lucky you
DeleteI hope you bought something shiny new
Yeah, I'd probably find the elf, too.
ReplyDeleteProb the best one can find
DeleteStill be amusing if it was a shoe building kind
oh ha...the holy grail...just don't drink..you know what's gonna happen...smiles... i'm all up for a little adventurous excursion every once and a while
ReplyDeletehappy saturday pat
That you are,
DeleteAs you fly near and far
Will never drink just in case
Wouldn't want a rotten face
I love treasures hunting!! this is nice Pat/cat!:)
ReplyDeleteNice and not scary or crazy at my sea
DeleteDamn, must be something wrong with me haha
ahh you love scared us! LOL
DeleteThat I do
DeleteFun at my zoo
I think it would be fun to go treasure hunting ~
ReplyDeleteSuch theories abound, but sadly they are still hiding ~
Have a good Saturday Pat ~
Yeah still hiding away
DeleteBe fun if they were found one day
A buried treasure
ReplyDeleteyou say
and somewhere
near your
bay.
None in
my home
where my feet
do roam
but bodies
of dead and
buried.
When Brits
did come
they brought
only guns
and treasures
they stole
not left.
One day that silly twit James Cameron will come to Canada and find that treasure then make a movie with a really lame love story in it. It takes money to find that kind of money and the common man is not meant for it. Yeah, I'm feeling particularly Irish and morose today.
Have to steal em back
DeleteBut could get lots of flack
So be sneaky about it
And then you can fool the brit
Yeah more than likely that twit will come
I'll ridicule him with my little rhyming bum
Hate that cocky freak
Should send him up shit creek
Oh, Chloe told me the story of this...amazing. I can imagine big holes dug everywhere leaving all the landscape looking pretty bare.
ReplyDeleteAvast there me hearties, 15 men on a dead man's chest and X marks the spot..or not ;)
haha not sure 15 have died yet
DeleteBut many have you can bet
As they search for the thing
Prob nothing which could sting
I'd probably end up being that annoying elf bothering you on your journey for the treasure. I'd keep telling you that instead of digging, we should just vaporize the ocean.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with that
DeleteHumans may want to squash you flat
Unless you can put the rain back
Then you might not get so much flack
Oh boy! A treasure hunt! I'll bring Schultz. I'm sure he'll find it with his big, wet nose!
ReplyDeleteThen he'd prob eat it up
DeleteAnd be a golden pup
Finding the treasure
ReplyDeletea good thing to see.
It'd be a pleasure:
the secret of KFC.
The secret to that
DeleteIs to add some sewer rat
Then fill your gut
And clear out your butt
Treasure hunting is fun
ReplyDeleteGets you on the run
Can be very frustrating
When tricked on simple things
Hank
Yeah can be a trick
DeleteThat isn't slick
But if it were to click
Could find a gold brick
I swam to the bottom of that sea
ReplyDeletebut found no gold for you or me
just traps and caverns and mystery
not the place you'd want to be
unless it is real gold you seek
you get the fever become a freak
wasting millions to try to find
the booty the pirate left behind ;)
Pffft if I had millions there would be no point
DeleteI'd already be rich at my joint
That would do much better too
No digging around and getting dirty at my zoo
Or maybe some kid was finally successful digging to China. :D
ReplyDeleteThey could have made it there
DeleteNot sure it is on the other side though from my lair
If you ever decide to go
ReplyDeleteand start the digging, let me know.
I'll come and help you dig
and if we win, we can dance a jig!
hahaha.
haha sure would dance a jig
DeleteIf I found a treasure that big
Could bring your 14 kitties too
And then in no time we'd be through
Nitey Nite Cat.
ReplyDeleteEarly tonight
DeleteCompared to the usual time you shut out the light
LOL! I'm digging that jig.
ReplyDeleteGlad you dig
DeleteThe jig at my rig