A magic mix and match,
Now that Disney has a new patch.
Much could come about,
Some might make people pout.
Indiana Jones and the search for Winnie the Pooh.
Hey, the crystal skull was such crap it was hard to sit through.
So maybe Piglett could add that spark.
I'm sure Indiana's whip would leave a mark.
Beauty and the Wookie.
He should have some nookie.
Could have a three way.
If the force is with Yoda on that day.
Aladdin and The Return of R2D2.
I guess with his beeping view,
He has a thing for Abu.
Who knew?
Bed Knobs and Death Stars.
I hear it will take place on Mars.
The bed didn't quite last.
I hear the wood blew its load fast.
Han Solo and The Temple of Doom.
Err ummm it has a new tomb?
Maybe people will fall for a repeat.
They might fill one whole theatre seat.
The Little Mermaid Three,
Return of the Wookie.
Damn, he really gets around.
I know three has technically already been found.
101 Ewoks on display.
Cruella needs a new dress to lay about the bay.
Might get kind of hot.
But such things can't be bought.
Toy Story Four,
The Jedi Tour.
Woody uses the force to fly them to the moon.
That sounds so wrong but it will be in theaters soon.
A Extremely Goofy Jedi.
He will take the sky,
Crash into every bird,
He may even say the F word.
The Brave Little Light Saber,
A story of much love and labor.
The poor light needs to find a way,
To join a rainbow display.
And there are many more that could come ashore. The cat didn't even touch Marvel's stuff. Mainly because Spiderman threatened to get rough. He did not want me to reveal his secret Boba Fet doll fetish to one and all. Oops, I guess I did at my hall. Sure much with the new merger will come to pass but the 4+ billion sale price makes me a jealous little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Damn right on time
DeleteYou were stalking me like a mime? haha
It was a prophecy
ReplyDeletePat decided it to be
Hank made his entry
No.#1, a reality
It wasn't easy!
Hank
My psychic powers were at play
DeleteI knew you would be first the very next day
I love this Pat and can understand your anger, Lucas really did sell out and it's annoying haha. The various Disney parodies that you suggested are hilarious yet scarily plausible, the thing about Yoda and the Wookie really made me laugh. Hopefully Disney don't get some ideas here today at your bay.
ReplyDeleteYeah a bit of a sell out
DeleteBut 4 billion would not make be pout
The Wookie would disturbing to say the least
Disney better not steal from this beast
Of course I could sue
And get 4 billion too hahaha
Disney, we remember thee well
ReplyDeleteIt was cold in LA, unlucky you
External attractions were swell
But vagaries of weather cancelled a few
No problems at the Epcot Centre
Sunny Florida it was, the factor
Least of our worry, the weather
Only short of breath was the bother
Hank
Sounds like a grand time
DeleteAnd oh so sublmies
Except maybe the weather though
But at least either way there was no snow
see you are playing to my deepest fears here, will mickey a jedi be, what about phineas & ferb as they play in the back yard, the mixes they make will be hard on my heart, i hope they dont tear the legacy apart and make them smell like a musty old fart....
ReplyDeletehaha oh I found your fear
DeleteI'll keep that one near
To use another day
Here at my bay
But yeah I have little hope
A fart will prob be better or washing one eyes with soap
this had me in stitches! I refused to watch the new star wars movies so I am pretty sure I want watch the Disney movies either!
ReplyDeleteYeah those new ones are crap indeed
DeleteBut these ones might not make ones eyes bleed
New star wars movies will either be the best thing in history or the worst disgrace to mankind.
ReplyDeleteHard to be worse than that prequel crap
DeleteBut I'm sure it can be done by some over eager chap
My the furs be with you!
ReplyDeleteAnd not against me
DeleteThat would not cause glee
Disney should hire you to do all the advertising, that's for sure. Lol
ReplyDeletehaha hey I'd go for that
DeleteCould be a rich cat
They paid more for Pixar than for Lucas. I'm not a Star Wars fan, but Holy Christ Disney will eff this thing all up. No matter what they do, they'll make mucho grande dinero on merchandising.
ReplyDeleteHey, you asked about a consolation babe. Yeah, definitely going to be one. She's a fatty McDingdog too. Here she is.
http://www.frpgames.com/cart.php?m=product_detail&p=75120#.UJp9XsUxqz4
You could suck the fat on this babe Cat!
Yeah they prob will
DeleteAnd make all feel ill
As they want to sell toys
To all the girls and boys
But still you never know
Hard to get much worse than that crap prequel show
LMAO wow you don't mess with her
She'd ruffle my fur
And mae me purr
As the fat chewing she would spur
That was such a huuuge let down. Really stunk the place up. I think they'd have to recapture the charm of the first one in order to make it satisfy the hardcore fans.
DeleteShe's a real gem isn't she? I'm going to have fun writing a love scene with her in it. Hahahahaha
Yeah but that is hard to do now a days
DeleteBecause when ever something plays
They have to have all these tacky add ons and such
They try to cram in waaay too much
LOL that will be grand
You'll have a ball with that in your land
So Disney will make the next Star Wars hit
ReplyDeleteLike the world needs any more of this shit.
haha that is very true
DeleteAnd nice rhyme from you
Think of the possibilities if Princess Leia ever wants to take a walk on the wild side and get into doggie style. DANG, she's got Benji, Air Bud, The Shaggy Dog, Beverly Hills Chihuahua and 101 Dalmatians.
ReplyDeleteDamn those dalmations will keep her busy indeed
DeleteAnd don't forget homeward bound could fill her need
Omgoodness... a three way... is that what they call making whoopdie freakin do in the hay?
ReplyDeleteI cracked up at Bed nobs and death stars.... SMH << = Shaking my head.
You really know what to do to turn me into a loon....like you. :)
haha it could be such a whoopdi friggin do
DeleteDepends on how they go about it at their zoo haha
And so fun to turn you into a loon as well
Giving a bloody hell
orlin N cassie....da ya ever wunder if :steam willie: turns over in his grave....
ReplyDeletefrum disney then ta disney now
a reely grate companeez; now a cash cow.....
Prob does turn over indeed
DeleteThere at his grave feed
And yep a cash cow
Prob moo too some how
Next thing we know, is that Yoda will be singing Bibbidy Bobbidy Boo!
ReplyDeleteThat would be fun to see
DeleteAs the death star goes all pumpkin or tree
Ha! Those are creative combinations.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's futile, but I hope Disney doesn't mess up the Star Wars franchise--though there are probably too many bad directions they could take.
Yeah I hope they don't too
DeleteBut with them many a time they don't have a clue
That is quite a merger
ReplyDeleteWho knows what will come out
But I heard that Lucas
will donate the proceed the cash
to charities which is a better show ~
Have a good night Pat ~
haha yeah he'll prob donate enough
DeleteSo he can get a tax right off and stuff haha
Oh some of the merge
ReplyDeletecould be absurd.
The more greedy they are
the dumber the stars.
Something original would be nice
be that takes talent and imagination, guys!
Yeah that is true
DeleteNot much original ever comes due
Just the same old crap different day
Is all they seem to put on display
lol I know a lot of people who would support Cruella's plans for a new dress. Not me. I love those furry dudes.
ReplyDeleteYeah many would support
DeleteHer little fur fort
What Disney touches turns to gold!
ReplyDeleteThrough toys
DeleteThat bring joys
"Indiana Jones and the search for Winnie the Pooh." I expect much adventure with these two.
ReplyDeleteAnd for such money
DeleteI'm sure they'll find honey
This was the best rhyme efur!! We luffed it ;-) We think you should send it to George and whoever is at Disney now that Walt is over the Rainbow Bridge!
ReplyDeletehaha they may want to skin the cat
DeleteFor showing this at their mat
But you never know
Maybe they'd give me some of that dough haha
Disney is a powerhouse! The Entertainment Cat to Independent Projects' Mouse.
ReplyDeleteI guess it beats a powerhouse mime
DeleteThat would be a crime
I'm pretty sure the 3 way with Yoda is something only Lucas could come up with. And he's out of the picture now.
ReplyDeletehaha still there to consult a bit
DeleteSo he may bring forth that hit