So for those with a keen eye, you may have noticed a tweak or two under my rhyming sky. Not much really to behold. But the cat had to fix crap as the glitches started to be more bold.
Betsy, gave a umm whine,
That no delete was in the comments of the feline.
At first it was nixed,
But I figured I'd add that to be fixed.
Of course with the actual follower widget,
Reply in the comments would be a big eejit.
So that was worked around for a while,
Until the glitches got vile.
Poof, no header to be found.
Poof, reply has taken to ground.
Poof, this doesn't work.
I'd like to poof the html template jerk.
Now no more woes,
After hours of html blows.
I beat them to death,
They tried to glitch me up until their last breath.
But it would not come to pass.
Html can't trick my little rhyming ass.
I pull out a flea,
And it eats their glitchy bug with glee.
Still nice and bright,
Wouldn't want to turn off the light.
But the glitch tried to foil it.
I ended its glitchy bitchy fit.
Now if only blogger would quit,
This slow friggin shit.
When you type up a new post,
That really annoys this host.
You have to wait for it to save.
If you take a second for yourself at your cave.
Then it just putt putts along,
Maybe they have to save it in Hong Kong?
So away we go,
With a fully working show.
At least for now,
I'm sure Blogger will screw it up some how.
And if at some high pitch,
You spy a glitch,
Keep it to yourself.
Or tell the nice Gerber Elf.
The cat had to vent as the glitch got bent. I kicked the eejit out of my place and solved the html case. Such a smart cat at my sea. Now a nap is needed by me. So the glitch is buried beneath the grass thanks to my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteIt's fun!
Hank
Two days in a row
DeleteBrian is very slow
Thanks Pat!
DeleteIt's a nice feeling
Yeah always fun
DeleteTo be the first one
Great rhymes Cat, you turned those glitches into little... bitches! Sorry I couldn't resist although my foul language should desist. Love this post even if I didn't notice the glitches.
ReplyDeleteYeah the glitches they came
DeleteSome were less than tame
And foul language away
The cat does every day haha
Glitches would appear
ReplyDeleteWould it then disappear?
Html caused it a bother
Let's not cause a furor
Just give it a wallop
Till it wouldn't get up
Clap your hands with glee
Success for all to see
Hank
haha a clap you say
DeleteI will give one at my bay
For it took a ton
To get everything to run right under my sun
You do well
ReplyDeletewith HTML
You're a genius
What the h--l
I hate to encounter glitches
That give me twitches
But patience is key
That I can see
Thanks for the shout on your rolling banner
From one who is a very big fan(ner).
Genius not sure on that
DeleteBut I get it done at my mat
One way or another I'll make it work
When Blogger is being a jerk
Yeah patience is the best
Even though I still swear while I test haha
No prob at all
About time I updated that at my hall
Glitches are bitches,
ReplyDeleteand bloody snitches
all rolled into one
just no fun!
Yeah you're changing too
DeleteSure you've ran into a bloody few
You must be a computer genius as well as a rhyming ace.
ReplyDeleteThe rhyming ace I have down
DeleteThe computer I can at least find my way around town
that's why i gave up webdesign, it's not for me fiddling with these bugs.
ReplyDeleteYeah been there with this and my other two sites
DeleteHad my fair share of such bug bites
I can't "keep it to" myself
ReplyDeleteSince you are the expert
Tell me how to fix my "follower"
I can't follow anyone
That's a big glitch
Well that isn't a glitch at my sea
DeleteSo that is fine to ask of me haha
Did you try copying the link of their blog
Then going to the dashboard at your log
Then there is an add button there
Where you enter in the address of their lair
And poof that does the trick
I know not as slick
Good idea Pat. I just went to someone's blog I want to follow and they didn't have an add feature on their blog. Now I know how to do it. Thanks!
DeleteNo problem at all
DeletePfft Pat! Stopping helping one eye at our hall
Thanks for telling me that.
DeleteGlad I could help
DeleteSo you didn't yelp haha
Blogger seems to be forever creating problems in its system. At least you beat the glitches in the end!
ReplyDeleteYeah beat them for now
DeleteLet's hope they don't come back and make me once again raise my eyebrow
i seriously wish that blogger would stop with their fixes and realize their improvements are bitches to those that use it...this is why i have never changed mine from day one, always the same (oh what fun) but better than being left with the smoking gun....
ReplyDeleteGood way to go
DeleteFor you may want to give blogger a blow
To it's stupid ever changing head
All the fixes do is make things dead
Blame it on Google
ReplyDeleteThat's what I've always done
When it works right, they break it
Then act like they've won.
(Those rich bitches!)
Ah, that felt good.
Thanks, Pat.
xoRobyn
hahaha yeah those rich bitches
DeleteLike causing the glitches
Then they can say
They need to update crap that does not need an updated display
Glad I could help out
With my glitch shout
I like all the work you have done at your shore
ReplyDeleteIt makes me want to visit you more and more
The font is appealing to the eyes
They are not straining and getting dry
My beautiful eyes are so grateful
That the cat is no longer hateful
See you after Thanksgiving!
haha have a great day
DeleteAnd be all thankful at your bay
Yeah I like it better too
Now that no glitches come due
Pfft there is a typo though
Only one eye seems to show
HA! Don't trust those blogger boogers!
ReplyDeletehaha nope not at all
DeleteFlick them against the wall
I once used a site that would crash for the whole day all day
ReplyDeletewhich makes me thankful for less tech trouble I say.
Must be better with that crap away
DeleteSo at least blogger doesn't cause that much dismay
I give you a medal
ReplyDeleteFor glitches you don't settle
I now raise my glass
To your little rhyming ass.
Not me kiddo
For me it's not ditto
I had to import my puter guru
That left in my purse a big long furrow.
Nope don't wait around
DeleteOnce they are found
Away they will go
Watch your glass near my ass though haha
Sucks about the dough
Everywhere that seems to go
So I can now delete my mistakes?
ReplyDeleteHow exciting when those I make
Thought you'd leave that alone
just to make me groan.
Then the grammar nazi could come
and scold my little bum.
hahaha!
I did notice, though that I get a bunch of green bamboo stalks for your background before the real one loads. Kinda cool, actually! hahaha.
haha the grammar nazi is never around
DeleteSo they will never be found
But I figured I would help
So you wouldn't yelp
And yeah I know about the background thing
One has to be there for the gold to show at my wing
Not sure why
But the switching does make it interesting under my sky
Yep, like two backgrounds in one
DeleteHow very fun!
Twice the thrill for one price
How very nice!
ha.
haha glad I can unintenially thrill
DeleteMaybe now some won't need to pop a pill
Unless the get motion sickness I suppose
Then the switching could cause woes
I feel your pain. I learned the hard way not to mess much with my actual template because I lost tons of stuff, even when I saved it.
ReplyDeleteYeah I lost a bunch too
DeleteBut had it backed up and saved other ways at my zoo
Glad you fixed the glitch from that blogger bitch!
ReplyDeleteNow you just need to tame the cat who thinks he's all that!
hahaha that will never come due
DeleteHe believes his ego to be true
Nothing worse than an html glitch!
ReplyDeleteYeah such a pain
DeleteMakes me pop a vein
orlin N cassie, glad ya getted yur blog back ta werkin; R mom iz happee if her can figure out copy N glue
ReplyDelete:)
haha like your switcheroo
DeleteWith the paste to glue
Glitches make me twitches... and not in a good way! Enjoyed!
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteThey are a pain to all who view
I do not like blogger glitches! Glad you got yours fixed!
ReplyDeleteYep fixed them all
DeleteThey are a pain at any hall
I share your sentiments, Pat. I swear the blogger gods are out to get me some days. :P
ReplyDeleteYeah they seem to want to strike us down
DeleteI guess they get bored in their godly town
Glitches are designed to make us humble.
ReplyDeleteOne way to look at is I suppose
DeleteStill cause woes
The woes of the modern world make us all itchy!
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteMuch like fleas at a zoo
We get sad and mad and our pad
ReplyDeleteWhen Blogger has the Bad.
Cat had your tongue the first time
DeleteWhen you tried to rhyme? haha
Uh, make that:
ReplyDeleteWe get sad and mad AT our pad
When Blogger has the Bad.
Well your pad could also get mad
DeleteEven though that is strange just a tad
hahaha gerber elf… I hear with all of this, but I wouldn't know how to switch code up if someone offered me a wad of cash…I'd try of course, but I'd figure Google would get me somewhere else. Glitches need fixes though, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteYeah they need fixing every time
DeleteWe'd do it for a wad of cash and even rhyme haha
i can't do html to save myself. maybe if they're colour-coded they'd hold my interest :)
ReplyDeletehaha that would help indeed
DeleteAnd be much easier to read